Bizzare things your parents made you do as a kid

[chaseter]

My father told me that my mother wanted me dead when I was a baby...I think I was six or seven at the time.....lol...

Yea I don't think a 'lol' goes at the end of that sentence

 

[ShaneHelms]

My dad once made get out on a freeway to pick up a straw wrapper and bottle i tossed out the window.