Black Christmas = comedy of the year

[xwolverine2]

LOL... i actually went to go see this movie (for free...my bro works in the theater)
i have never laughed so hard in a horror movie in my life...

uwe boll has some serious competition...lol

in one scene a small iceicle hanging from the roof falls and goes right through some lady's head.

omg, i could seriously name 100, of the stupidest cliches ever in this- a girl presses the emergency button in her hospital bed and the front desk is distracted by carolers(lmao!)

and the villian..........

no joke.

no wonder this movie made only 3mil.(even though my theater was packed for some reason) and everyone else laughed there asses off as well.

t:

 

[Warhammer]

This movie.......


.....was more funnier than.......







.....The Grudge 2?

 

[xwolverine2]

i didnt see that one.... but i seriously think so

 

[Buttman]

Some spoiler warnings would've been nice.

 

[xwolverine2]

Some spoiler warnings would've been nice.

 

[Arcturus]

lol, I never seen the movie (The original is downright awesome though), this re-make looks silly. Looks like i'll be staying clear of this.

 

[PowersOfMind]

Was there ever any doubt that it would be stupid?

 

[ShaneHelms]

I had no doubt in my mind. It looked stupid from the first moment i watched the trailer.

 

[Furious Styles]

This film almost made me hate the original, that's how bad it was. Then I rewatched the awesomeness that is John Saxson, and my soul was at peace.

 

[Rac]

I'd like to see the original 70's movie. I love 70-80's teen slashers.

 

[Rez]

I saw it Christmas day and the audience was packed full of black people.

Perhaps they thought "Black Christmas" meant it was directed towards them?

Either way, the audience made it hilarious, the movie itself sucked. Something about hearing 30 different people start screaming out "RUN, *****, RUN! GET AWAY FROM THAT MOTHER****ER!" sure made for some damn fine entertainment.

 

[Bat Attack]

I'm only going to see it so I can hear Shirley Walker's score (it was her last before her death last month).

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I'm only going to see it so I can hear Shirley Walker's score (it was her last before her death last month).

Maybe that was what killed her...

 

[Avalanche]

Funniest horror movie remains Jeepers Creepers 2. The whole cinema where in fits all the way through when I went to see it.

 

[Bat Attack]

I loved when the manly woman bus driver got killed in JC2.

 

[Speedball]

Wait...
I'm confused...
Who was the villian?
The guy in White Chicks?

 

[Lighthouse]

Another stupid, pointless remake. The original is really good and about 10x scarier than any horror movie thats come out recently.

 

[Bat Attack]

Didn't the original have Margot Kidder in it?

 

[tzarinna]

I'd love a good laugh. t:

 

[thedeadite]

my gf saw it on christmas day and told me how hilarious it was....it's a pity since the original scared the bejesus out of me..and still does.

 

[Dope Nose]

and the villian..........

no joke.

Shawn Wayans from White Chicks?

 

[xwolverine2]

Shawn Wayans from White Chicks?

no...the actual character

 

[The Shredder]

I want to see the original.

I don't want to see the remake.

 

[Honey Vibe]

no...the actual character

....I still don't get what you're trying to say. Who was the villain?

 

[xwolverine2]

....I still don't get what you're trying to say. Who was the villain?

i dont want to ruin it or anything...but if u see the movie... you will know what i mean...lol