Boo-Boos

[Honey Vibe]

I clunked my ankle bone against something at Wal-Mart. It hurt like a B. It was swollen with a weird bruise and still hurts. *sniffle*

Post your ouchie boo-boos :heart:

 

[CConn]

I'm missing an arm.

 

[Fran]

I'm missing my left testicle.

 

[zer00]

You should have done it at Target

 

[Byrd Man]

I broke my pelvis.

 

[CConn]

You should have done it at Target

A lot of testicles go missing at Target.

 

[Mister J]

 

[Fran]

A lot of testicles go missing at Target.

And Dunham's oddly enough.

 

[Kritish]

I broke my pelvis.

I broke my penis.

 

[Master Chief]

Drunken fighting busted lip, lol.

I wish I took a foto of my heel when I cut it wide open with a BBQ scraper. No stitches though, and it healed pretty fast but damn it looked bad.

 

[Ben Urich]

I have this wicked cool scar on my eyebrow from running into a dresser when I was, like, 2.

 

[Exploding Boy]

I watched my friends dad drop a steak knife from his hand and it fell and went right through his foot and nailed him to the ground. Plus he's like over 6 feet so that **** gained some momentum. It was pretty awesome. He just pulled it out and walked to the car and drove to the hospital.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Drunken fighting busted lip, lol.

I wish I took a foto of my heel when I cut it wide open with a BBQ scraper. No stitches though, and it healed pretty fast but damn it looked bad.

I clipped my heel on my roommate's chair, once. I had a cup of blood and the skin was hanging and everything. I put the skin back in place and put a huge bandaid over it.

*looks at it* healed pretty good. It never occured to me -- from the night I did it 5 years ago to now -- that I should have gone to the hospital, until I read your post.

 

[Honey Vibe]

A lot of testicles go missing at Target.

Yet they sell a lot of swedish meatball entrees in the frozen food section :conspiracy:

 

[nosebleed.]

Go sue Wal-Mart. Maybe they'll give you a giftcard.

 

[Who'sThere?]

One time I fell down and busted my forehead. It was a deep cut, it went to the bone. I had to get so many stitches.

 

[Abaddon]

I have a scar near my left eye from an accident involving me sliding into the sharp end of a metal chair.

 

[Honey Vibe]

I broke my penis.

What were you doing, baiting alligators??

 

[Dodger]

Got beaned in the head by fastball in a baseball game. That was some scary stuff, it cracked my helmet too. Scary stuff.

Oh and got bit and dragged like a ragged doll by my cousin rotwiler when I was 6...oh god that sucked.

 

[jimmy]

I skinned my knee from riding my BMX bike once.

 

[TEDDY]

 

[Speedball]

I fell off my bike in...Oct or Nov.
I scraped up my knee pretty bad.
If I had slid across the sidewalk, I would have been hit by car.
I had to ride home with blood dripping down my leg.
It healed, but it is a different color than the rest of my skin.

 

[Drakon]

I'm missing an arm.

I'm missing a leg. Booyeah!

 

[CyberFaust]

i'm missing both arms and legs
who would love me

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I lost my brain

EDIT: I found it!