The end of the month wallet-buster is here! Somehow or other, the big two, especially Marvel, seem to have strange shipping pratices, so that some weeks are practically dead and others are recieving some 6+ books at once. Granted, I made it harder on myself with shelling out $6 for WIZARD. This month features a clash of the big two's "it" books (52 WEEK #4 vs. ASM # 532) and also what I'll call "A Tale of Two Spidey Books". Overall, good week.
Its always funny how comics are solicted for the 31st of May when Memorial Day isn't some "event" that should surprise anyone, but comes every year. Like those same morons on news stations in NY who are surprised by snowfall...in December.
As always, thick, juicey, 100% proof spoilers.
DREAD'S BOUGHT/THOUGHT FOR 7/1/06:
52 WEEK #4: A month's worth of issues in this yearly series and I am still on-board, and I'm hardly a DC buff. I naturally like this series because its being written well (by a committe of 5 writers, no less) and because it has a taste of "non big 3" DC characters for once; its like a Marvel event without Spider-Man, Wolverine, or Capt. America (he and Iron Man trade places for Marvel's Big 3, IMO, so it gets hard to keep track). The slowness of the issues was starting to get to me, but this issue has some action happen; Steel gets infested with some sort of techno-organic...thing, and the Question/Montoya thing boils down to a tense fight scene as they take on a massive metahuman (who looks like a cross between Killer Croc and Man-Thing; if he's supposed to BE someone, I have no clue). Meanwhile, Fire confronts Booster Gold about his "return to selfishness" regarding his actions post-Ted's death (FINALLY), and his outburst of a reply is very entertaining (and somewhat sympathetic; Booster's not as noble as many iconic heroes, but actually seems to be closer to you or I if given the circumstances; the charm of the character). Ralph visits the "Cult of Conner" that honestly believes that Superboy's coming back from the dead, and why not, since Superman could. I guess I see the appeal of this not only as a comic version of "24" or some weekly serial, but also a TV soap opera. Not every episode of a soap has a big "explosion", but just enough to keep the audience of followers hooked for each installment in anticipation. Comics have been following a soap-esque format to some degree since the 60's-70's (especially Marvel books), so it makes sense to see a modern version of it here. In a way, blending the styles of five writers means they produce something more "generic" than most of them would have written seperately, but so long as it entertains, I don't care how they do it or what they do with it (a fact Marvel often takes for granted). Another notable event is a squad of astronauts searching space for missing heroes that were lost during the "Crisis" and the Rann/Thanagarian War, flanked by officers of the military aiding them once the battered and barely-alive heroes are found. I note it because you see the exact opposite at Marvel, a sort of dynamic that Kurt Busiek captured over 2 years ago in JLA/AVENGERS. In DC, the world appreciates their heroes to the point of making them uber-celebrities. In Marvel, in contrast, the world is skeptical of heroes almost to the point of paranoid delusions. Arresting and trying Daredevil after over ten years of rescues, captured crooks and what-not just seems overly cynical, especially in a world where politicians can avoid drafts and have corrupt offices and STILL be treated like heroes. Micheal Jackson still has plenty of adoring fans, more liscence for misacts than most common citizens; why wouldn't that be afforded to someone in a cape who's been saving a city for almost a generation? In the rush to credit Marvel with always being "realistic", we forget that things like gratitude, trust, and appreciation, even to the point of "blind faith" at times, happens often enough in the real world too. The question is, which is more fun to read about for
you?
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #532: "A Tale of Two Spidey-Books, Part 1" ASM has seen a dramatic boost in sales figures over the past few months; the book is selling in the Top 10, a place it hadn't been in years. Possible reason? The book has been involved with big, heavily advertised and hyped "crossover events" for nearly 2/3rds of a year. ASM has moved from THE OTHER to PRELUDE TO CW and now CW itself for at least 6+ months now. Without that, despite JSM's best efforts in shock value tactics (Sins Past, anyone? Seriously, anyone?), this book was routinely outsold by ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN. Nothing about either book has changed in terms of writers, only one book needs the boost of events like a wrestler needs steroids, while the other has historically shown it can sell on its own. Guess which? Anyway, much like the last issue of WOLVERINE, this issue takes place sort of between the scenes of CW #1, as well as continued from last issue's ASM, almost to the point that an ASM reader who missed CW #1 actually wouldn't feel TOO lost and could actually follow the story; a worthy effort indeed. The title is still "Iron Man and his partner, Spider-Man", even though Spidey is the main character. I wouldn't mind it if Marvel'd actually change the title, much like when DC pared Green Arrow with Green Lantern during the 70's for many issues. Call it, "The Amazingly Invincible Spider-Man & Iron Man" or something, have a few varient covers, I bet it'd sell an extra 20,000 copies at least.
Anyway, Tony Stark makes Peter an offer he can't refuse; stand with me and reveal your identity to the government and agree to registration, or risk having you and your "aiding" family arrested if you choose to stay a vigilante. Curiously, while CIVIL WAR under Millar seems to clearly push that the registration side is nastier and harsher, JMS on ASM at least makes Stark's position seem at least reasonable instead of hostile, although whether or not its the best idea is still debatable. All it seems to do is put pressure on heroes who were already doing a good job, and making their lives, and the lives of their families, more difficult. To be fair, if Millar had written a scene in which Stark basically goes, "go with my idea, or your elderly aunt and wife could get arrested by stormtrooper agents", he would have made Stark seem almost evil; JMS doesn't. The problem is that this act seems like a very unappreciative thing to do the heroes, even in the light of the "it" event with the New Warriors vs. Nitro. MJ and Peter naturally are conflicted until May offers advice, which is Peter basically "sharing with the world what he shared with them, which is how great a person he is" or something. They believe the world would embrace him if only they knew who was behind the mask, as they both did (nevermind the fact that both were originally conflicted about the reveal; "conflicted" on a national scale can be very dangerous). May also compares superheroes to members of Congress, which is very silly because Congress-members never have fist-fights with nasty supervillians who can overpower armies pretty easily, nor have ever had their lovers thrown from bridges while bombs exploded at them as a price for their service. "Retaliation" against government figures is very rare because they don't face the sort of threats that heroes do on a daily basis; the most that occurs is they may become "bystanders" of some supervillian terror act or rampage. Granted, off the top of your head, name Marvel Congress-men who have been attacked, hurt, or had their families threatened by masked supervillians, and compare that with the number of superheroes who have suffered the same, and tell me its equal, because it is clearly NOT. But I digress. The plus is that this story is very fascinating, "realistic" in a sort of overzealous, paranoid way, and it naturally questions the underpinning of the superhero genre. The major downside, though, is that it could risk Spider-Man deviating too far from what made him enjoyable in the first place; a process that has been happening steadily over the past year, and a reveal of his ID to the world is something that is VERY hard to undo. Even by retcon standards. In conclusion; CIVIL WAR is shaping up to be an interesting story, but a story that risks burning all of their bridges behind them in the name of maintaining a house-of-cards esque sales figure, and that seems very dubious and short-sighted.
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #95: "A Tale of Two Spider-books, Part 2". USM, by contrast, relies on NO major events. It never has. It has never had one crossover; simply some shared continuity between other Ultimate books, sort of like what Marvel used to be so damned good at in the 80's (so good that DC, scared crapless, did the first CRISIS to streamline things). It has managed to maintain the same creative team for 95 issues and likely longer. Despite all the flaws that Bendis has in his stories, it maintains Spider-Man at his roots, and I don't just mean being young. He is not clad in armor, he is not in Stark Tower, he is not a member of the Avengers. His personal, social life is just as vital as his superhero life, and often conflicts with him. He is seen in "real world" situations, like a school, a home, a job, interacting with a supporting cast. His webbing is even still MECHANICAL. Without the last 8 or so months of crossovers propping up ASM, USM was OUTSELLING that title every month fairly consistantly. Imagine USM as Babe Ruth, with ASM right now as Barry "I am BANE!" Bonds in the race for home runs. USM can stand and triumph on its own, despite the cracks and flaws (an homage to this week's THE THING #7). ASM needed that extra juice, that edge, because without it, it didn't outsell USM, which, at least by Marvel standards (since Joe loves sales figures so much) would have stated that it was worse, yes? In fact, Ultimate right now is better at some of the classic Marvel formula than Marvel is. Whenever it tries "events", they BOMB. So they rely on tight continuity and a few titles that capture the heart of many of their classic titles, before said titles became overblown, overexposed franchise operations (like X-Men).
As for the actual issue, this seems to be the "break" story between DEADPOOL and CLONE SAGA for the trades, so it'll only be maybe 2-3 issues. It introduces Ultimate Morbius, which is good because I was getting tired of the reliance on X-Men enemies in USM. It also introduces Ultimate Blade, which makes the book seem like an issue of ULTIMATE MTU, a title Bendis obviously misses, because many USM stories have seemed simular to that format over the past 2 years. Highlights include some effective set-up with vampires, and some enjoyable Kitty/Peter and MJ/Peter conversations, marred only by Bendis' insistance that people repeat words and phrases consistantly in conversations (and if they do, Bendis' insistance that we read comics to read about the unappealing aspects of human speach, rather than escapism entertainment). Spidey vs. Vampires is set up very well, and I liked the pacing. The downside is that for some reason Spider-Man was given a spider-sense, but it never kicks in, and he's probably the easiest superhero in the Ultimate Un. to sneak up on. I mean, seriously, ANYONE can get the drop on him. With Blade in the picture and with Spidey's continual "lack of experience leading him to get spanked in his own book and need to be saved, even after 95 issues of experience" in stories being a factor, I am predicting a major save from Blade coming (who will naturally chew out Spidey for "getting in the way" or "being a useless rookie", or both). Y'know, the same schtick, which is really the only thing that holds USM back; Bendis' insistance on seeing flaws as schtick, and in not improving them. It makes USM more predictable than it should be. I could be proven wrong, though. But so far I've been reading USM so long that not much throws me. Its still enjoyable, though, and on its own merits. ASM's reliance on "events" over the period of over half a year says something important about its merits, now doesn't it?
ULTIMATE EXTINCTION #5: Solicted as a 6 issue mini and stated as such on 3 covers, EXTINCTION has been shoehorned into a 5 issue mini overnight, and you weren't meant to notice. In all fairness, I can understand part of why; Ellis is not only a horribly decompressed writer on Ultimate books, and his 3-chapter "Ultimate event" has drug on over a year later than scheduled, due to every single mini running months behind schedule. ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE started shipping in 2004, remember. Its this drag that seriously hurts the story, and in all honesty, considering how much of a "magic Hollywood bullet" solution against Gal Ak Tus the heroes have, I'd have dreaded this stuff drug out another issue. An army of Moondragon cult clones (who worship Gal and want him to eat the world) attack the Triskalon, and there is a lot of bloody fighting (one panel shows Cap behind his shield, giving a bemused reply to a comrade hero, while a soldier gets shot to bits behind him which is unintentionally hilarious). Professor X and Jean have some massive psychic "blast" planned in which they assemble the psyches of everyone on Earth against Gal, since it is a simple creature that finds being "touched" by its food distressing. Reed also uses some alternate galaxy explosions to shoot a "generic big blast" at the thing. In the end, after losing 20% of itself, Gal is chased off, finding its prey too much of an effort to bother with, when there is easier prey to be had. On the plus side, this is very much like how real predator animals work; they often seek to AVOID a fight because if they are injured, they can't hunt and thus they starve. Hence why predators seek prey that they can kill quickly and then flee (the young and the sick most often, as well as surprise). On the downside, after 2 years and some 15 issues worth of story, it all seems anti-climatic, with the previous acts seeming clunkier than ever. Nick Fury's insistance on giving Vision a message to incite other planets is also horribly silly (he believes telling other worlds that "humans kick butt" is going to do something positive), but also in character. Definately an entertaining chapter due to the massive fight sequence, but has little else, and I'm glad this thing has finally finished up after all this time. Another Ultimate "event" down the tubes, sitting beside ULTIMATE WAR and ULTIMATE SIX.
ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR #30: Just as good as ULTIMATES 2, only it ships more frequently and it doesn't make you feel aweful about being a dirty, evil American. What's not to love? UF4 is Millar being more withstrained and creative and is his more underrated book. He starts his last arc on the title and I'll be sad to see him go; he's jazzed up this book TREMENDOUSLY since Ellis left after a year. This is the set-up chapter where Johnny comes down with a bug from the N-Zone, the Zombie Four plot their escape and Dr. Doom returns, and he's hanging out with Sue & Johnny's MOM! It sets up the arc rather tensely with the same witty dialogue and pacing that Millar is known for (Millar does much better with build-up than other writers tend to). He made Ultimate Namor an efficient threat, can he do the same to Ellis' bungled version of Dr. Doom? My magic 8-Ball says, "Ask again later". But that's still better than "No".
RUNAWAYS #16: The arc chugs along with the team divided and falling apart as the new Pride, led by a time-plucked version of Geoffry Wilder, kidnap Molly and the head cheese plans to offer her soul to get the Gibborim's back on his side again. The twist is that his partners are genuinely convinced that they're heroes and don't see Wilder's darker side. The Runaways, meanwhile, are completely falling apart emotionally. Gert and Chase seem to tearfully break up, and Nico and Victor start to bond, only for a spell to reveal that the Pride was able to eavesdrop on them by hacking into Victor, so they believe he's been a spy all along (preying on their lingering doubts that he's still controlled by Ultron and on his way to becoming the evil Victorious). They're throwing energy blasts again when who should return but Karolina, wearing what appears to be an alien wedding dress. The poor girl's got some terribly timing, or does she? Vaughan manages to tug at some emotional pins at writing his team collapsing upon themselves, and makes you wonder how it is that they can ever exist together again, much less fight the Pride and rescue Molly; basically, effective suspence. The characters sell the story more than the plot does, which is also good, because most plots are simple anyway. One Runaway is fated to die and the guessing game continues, regardless of spoilers. I'd hate to see any of them go, though, because I like all of them, so if BKV does a rare move and cops out as some spoilers say, I could forgive him. Its not all about the shocks, folks, its about the substance. Norton will be coming in soon after Alphona takes a break after the next few issues (from GRAVITY), and I can't wait to see his stab at the team. I also can't wait to see them meet the YOUNG AVENGERS. Its a good time for RUNAWAYS right now.
THE THING #7: A dead book walking, as Marvel seems to have officially slated #8 to be the last, and its sales remained rather abysmal as of last month (although #6 sold a few slots better than #5 did, although one wonders if it was because Spider-Man was the guest star). This is yet another example of a great Marvel book that has been done no favors, never advertised and made to stand out, and so it has been overlooked; Slott himself had to do all the networking for sales himself, and frankly that's terrible; he's not an advertising rep. Marvel invests money into publishing comics, they should at least be willing to invest some in making sure they SELL, a point Joe Q usually misses. This is another feel-good issue of the Thing, as he and Alicia travel back in time to Ancient Greece for her birthday, and run afoul of classical artists and Hercules. Dwyer's art is still effective for the title, although I preferred DiVito greatly. The issue is full of heart as Thing and Alicia interact like a few ex's who still care, and in the end Thing gives a great speach about why they should be together, and why everyone else expects it. And why things don't have to be perfect to be "classic", something Marvel needs a few doses of. There's no shocks, no deaths, no events or crossovers, just good honest storytelling in 22 pages a month with colorful action. A rare pleasure in Marvel these days, and its earned a truly underserved fate. I know I'll miss this book terribly.
ALL-NEW OHBOTMU #5: Didn't read much yet, but its gotten attention for officially stating that Kate Bishop takes the name Hawkeye by the end of YA #12. It also is brave enough to acknowledge some characters from NEW WARRIORS and some of Venom's later 90's mini's, stuff Marvel pretends it never published. I'll enjoy it, as usual.
WIZARD #177: Got it, didn't read much of it yet. With IC over, expect more focus on Marvel stuff.