Bought/Thought, July 1st, 2009 - There Will Be Spoilers

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Captain America: Reborn was lovely. To all those people bellyaching about how Cap wasn't really dead, I respond thus: 1) He totally was, read the issue, and 2) who gives a f***? Did anyone honestly think that a resurrection story would be perfectly sensible or logical in any way? They are, by their very nature, weird and awkward propositions that invariably require a heaping helping of suspension of disbelief. Just go with it.

Now, once you can get past the strangeness of how Cap 'survived,' the rest of the issue is pretty damned good. I'm looking forward to how the "unstuck in time" thing plays out for Steve. I hope we get to learn a bit more about his life pre-Super-Soldier Serum. That's an area we know precious little about, and the tiny hint of it we saw in this issue with his mother's death is something I'd definitely like to see more of (that sounds kind of bad but you know what I mean).

Also, PYM! And the Vision 2.0! I love that Sharon and the Falcon go to the Avengers for help. Between Bucky, the Falcon, Sharon, Nick Fury, the Black Widow, and occasionally Iron Man, Brubaker's Captain America has one of the best casts in comics right now, and Brubaker uses them to great effect. Secret Warriors made me kind of ambivalent about Nick Fury before, but I love him again after only a couple panels here. Oh, and I wonder how Sin's deal from the prologue will fit into this. I hope she appears later.

The art looks good. Hitch seems to have dropped the awkwardness of his early FF work. I wonder how much time he had to work on Reborn.

War of Kings is getting much more personal in these last couple issues. Gladiator's cleaning up the Shi'ar Empire one corrupted corpse at a time in the wake of Lilandra's murder and we've finally got the setup for our big showdown between Black Bolt and Vulcan next issue. I honestly can't say who I'd prefer to win. Both are being utter *****ebags in this war. Personally, I'd prefer to see BB and Vulcan murder each other, Medusa become a brain-futzed wreck after her hubby dies, Crystal and Ronan ascend to the Kree/Inhuman throne, and Admiral Ka'ardum take over the Shi'ar Empire as an interim ruler, at least. I've really grown to like Ka'ardum over the past couple issues. Not a ton of spine but he's sensible.

Anyway, Pelletier's art is gorgeous (although he draws Gorgon a little less fearsome than I'd expect) and I can't wait for the last issue. I'm looking forward to what the status quo will be for the space books moving forward and what new series may or may not arise from War of Kings like Nova and GotG did from the Annihilations as much as I am the actual conclusion of WoK.

Green Lantern Corps was pretty spifftastic. Guy and Kyle get some choice moments, Kilowog pulls the Corps together like no one else can, and the march to Blackest Night continues. The Daxam story feels a bit unfinished, but given that it was easily the weakest subplot filled with the characters I care least about in this arc, I don't really mind. The showdown between the Guardians/Alpha Lanterns and Kyle and Guy was excellent. Kyle I expected, but seeing Guy be a moral whistleblower on the entire Corps was kind of weird. Makes sense, though. He's a principled guy under all the bluster.

The Guardians really need to get offed and take the Alpha Lanterns with 'em at this point, though. I can't stand the lot of 'em. I'm sure Blackest Night's resolution will involve a restructuring of the GLC to embrace emotion rather than misguidedly shutting it out at all costs, but it's such an obvious principle that it's kind of tiresome to see it hashed out for this long. I got bored of it over the course of two hours when I watched Equilibrium, let alone the months we've already dealt with it in the Green Lantern comics and the months more to go through Blackest Night.

Agents of Atlas features both the blossoming and the end of Namor and Namora's relationship this week. From wedding bells to angst in under an issue. Crazy. I'm still not entirely certain why they split up. I mean, so what if their courtship was orchestrated by a shadow organization of Atlantean elders? Like Venus said, if they dig each other, who cares about all the other stuff? Oh well, I'm sure it'll mean more interesting things for Namora going forward. Pining over Namor seems to be all she's done lately.

The backup story with Mr. Lao's history was great, too. More organizations ought to have warrior scholars. I like that Atlas' founding has some ties to mysticism, too. Djinn are always fun and it's not often we see the Ancient One when he's still alive. My favorite part of the issue, however, was the smallest part: the subplot with Derek Khanata being recruited for the Atlas Foundation. I can't wait to see what his position is. He was a good character who I was sad to lose after the mini-series. Glad he'll be coming back. Oh, and the art on both stories is fantastic. I definitely wouldn't mind seeing more of Hardman on AoA.

Ah, Exiles finally feels like Exiles again. This issue would've felt comfortable in Winick's run, which is high praise given how far astray of that early greatness the series drifted over the years. Plus, there's an air of levity to all of the characters that brightens the book up in the way only Morph could manage before. That's something I've been realizing over the past few months--I can't stand humorless characters. My favorite comics tend to be the ones with wry observation or witty rejoinders mixed into the action, like iHerc, GotG, etc., and now Exiles has that in spades, along with a back-to-basics approach to the premise that I appreciate. The Exiles were built on a very strong premise: explore alternate realities by having a small team of regular cast members attempt to "fix" problems in them. There was never a need to overcomplicate it with all the junk they added in later.

So, anyway, this series is getting back to that under Parker and I love it. We finally get confirmation that Blink is indeed still the same Blink we knew and I assume others loved (since I've always been indifferent to Blink, myself) because she compares the current machine-centric world to a previous Exiles team's jaunt through a Phalanx-infested world. She also has an odd exchange with the Tallus. Oh, and something unexpected happens to Polaris that I totally did not see coming. I just hope Parker gets around to revealing just what the hell is going on with all this stuff soon or he might be looking at a "who is the Red Hulk?" situation (i.e. he'll drag it out too long and I'll just stop caring altogether). There's also the revelation that the three "leaders" of the machine world are pretty clearly not bad guys, even though they spend most of their time in the issue beating the Exiles into submission.

Lastly, the interior art continues to be good and the cover art continues to not be good.

Secret Six: Come with me, dear friends, and imagine for a time a world both strange and wondrous where, for one goddamned arc, the Secret Six don't all turn on each other and fight. What a magical world that would be... Anyway, the issue's decent. I like the banshee chick (whose name I keep forgetting) more each issue. I hope Simone didn't really just kill Artemis, though. I was looking forward to seeing her rejoin the Amazons in Wonder Woman's comic. She's one of my favorites.
 
Ah, Exiles finally feels like Exiles again. This issue would've felt comfortable in Winick's run, which is high praise given how far astray of that early greatness the series drifted over the years. Plus, there's an air of levity to all of the characters that brightens the book up in the way only Morph could manage before. That's something I've been realizing over the past few months--I can't stand humorless characters. My favorite comics tend to be the ones with wry observation or witty rejoinders mixed into the action, like iHerc, GotG, etc., and now Exiles has that in spades, along with a back-to-basics approach to the premise that I appreciate. The Exiles were built on a very strong premise: explore alternate realities by having a small team of regular cast members attempt to "fix" problems in them. There was never a need to overcomplicate it with all the junk they added in later.

So, anyway, this series is getting back to that under Parker and I love it. We finally get confirmation that Blink is indeed still the same Blink we knew and I assume others loved (since I've always been indifferent to Blink, myself) because she compares the current machine-centric world to a previous Exiles team's jaunt through a Phalanx-infested world. She also has an odd exchange with the Tallus. Oh, and something unexpected happens to Polaris that I totally did not see coming. I just hope Parker gets around to revealing just what the hell is going on with all this stuff soon or he might be looking at a "who is the Red Hulk?" situation (i.e. he'll drag it out too long and I'll just stop caring altogether). There's also the revelation that the three "leaders" of the machine world are pretty clearly not bad guys, even though they spend most of their time in the issue beating the Exiles into submission.

I haven't had time to read my comics yet (Cap is definately on the top of the pile), so I only read the first sentence or two of your reviews, but that one gives me great hope. I've been buying this new run out of a little momentum, so I look forward to this (it's now right under Cap in my stack!)
 
Your Exiles rave is going to make me pick up that book. It sounds great, I was a big Exiles fan in days past but have drifted away.

I'm saving Cap Reborn for the weekend (fitting no?) but War of Kings was a wonderful read. Black Bolt VS Vulcan to the death is the kind of cliffhanger I crave. All of Marvel's cosmic books have been exceptional.
 
I think there should have been an Alpha Flight issue come out today.
Seeing as it is Canada Day up here in Canada.
 
Yeah, but last time anyone used Alpha Flight, it was Bendis and he killed the entire team. Do you really want Marvel throwing you Canadians another bone like that? ;)
I haven't had time to read my comics yet (Cap is definately on the top of the pile), so I only read the first sentence or two of your reviews, but that one gives me great hope. I've been buying this new run out of a little momentum, so I look forward to this (it's now right under Cap in my stack!)
Your Exiles rave is going to make me pick up that book. It sounds great, I was a big Exiles fan in days past but have drifted away.
I'm glad I've got some people looking forward to it. I think you'll enjoy it if you were a fan of the old-school Exiles. :up:
 
Yeah, but last time anyone used Alpha Flight, it was Bendis and he killed the entire team. Do you really want Marvel throwing you Canadians another bone like that? ;)

Wait... What?
I read the Alpha Flight Vol. 2 series by Steven Seagle, which I thought was great. Last I heard of the team They had a Vol. 3 in 2004, which I thought was garbage.
When did Bendis write them, and I swear I will hunt him down if he killed them.
 
He killed them off in a two-panel or so flashback in the New Avengers, as a way to build credibility for the Collective storyline. You don't want to read it.
 
To be fair, Bendis has had a lot of good ideas over the years. The Collective was not one of them......

It's like powering up The Gibbon and having him be the one to kill Spider-Man.
 
Ok, a confession. The roommate bought Marvel Divas and I went ahead and skimmed it out of curiousity, and ugh, that last page. Heartjerker out of nowhere that if it doesn't get resolved by the end of the mini, I'm gonna be so sad and so pissed.

Firestar has cancer.
 
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I was amazed at Cap Reborn--and not in a good way. The whole premise of Steve's "resurrection"/not-being-dead is a shameless rip-off of Lost. Nice art (it's Hitch of course), but I went into this issue with some trepidation about how Steve's return would be handled and came out of it feeling even less confident about the whole thing.
 
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What do you mean? I know the whole
displaced in time
thing is reminiscent of current situations on Lost, but what in the issue makes you say that?

Not read it yet or anything, just curious
 
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War of Kings #5 - Far and away the best issue of the series so far. There's a huge sense of urgency through the whole issue. It's nice to see Gladiator show some emotion, rather than the wooden stoic figure we've known him to be for so long. DnA might not have been able to write the Shi'ar until now, but they've been doing a great job with them. I'm still shocked that Marvel is letting them shake up what's been an X-Men property so much, but to me that speaks volumes to the confidence they have in their work for the future.

The fight next issue between Black Bolt and Vulcan should be pretty epic, and how funny would it be that Vulcan might end up being a hero if he ends up stopping Black Bolt from unleashing that t-bomb? The possibilities after this series is over are endless, and I can't wait.
 
I've never watched Lost, as I'm pretty sure it's completely over-rated, so it could be word for word, and I really woudn't give a ****. As far as I know, it's an original story.
 
Well, it wouldn't be. There, I just expanded your world

:)
 
What do you mean? I know the whole
displaced in time
thing is reminiscent of current situations on Lost, but what in the issue makes you say that?

Not read it yet or anything, just curious
[blackout]Steve being "unstuck in time," Sharon being his "constant," Steve hops through different and random periods in his life, and the transitions even use the same white flash.[/blackout]

I've never watched Lost, as I'm pretty sure it's completely over-rated, so it could be word for word, and I really woudn't give a ****. As far as I know, it's an original story.
That's, uh, kind of dumb. You wouldn't watch something just because you think it might overrated? And wouldn't you need to watch it in the first place before being able to label it overrated?
 
Zombie Cap is Coming!

Oh and Green Lantern Corps was awesome. The last few issues had been letting me down just a bit, but this issue was bad ass.

Loved Kyle and Guy standing up to the Guardians, I've really come to love this book over the main GL title as that's honestly become pretty stagnant since the end of Sinestro War. The execution scene was beautifully done, it presented a very powerful image that stuck with me after I closed the book.
 
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I thought Captain America: Reborn was pretty good, but from Brubaker I expected better.
 
I've never watched Lost, as I'm pretty sure it's completely over-rated, so it could be word for word, and I really woudn't give a ****. As far as I know, it's an original story.

Lost is really quite good...

:yay:
 
Deadpool: MWAM #1 - 2.5/5
Dark Reign: Dark Wolverine - 3.5/5
Uncanny X-Men Utopia - 4/5
 
I've never watched Lost, as I'm pretty sure it's completely over-rated, so it could be word for word, and I really woudn't give a ****. As far as I know, it's an original story.



I wouldn't say overrated since people who enjoy the show seem to love it.

I on the other hand find it utterly boring with long winded seasons that don't go anywhere and constantly introduce questions with nary an answer.

I don't know how the current season was, but that's how it's worked up till now.
 
Green Lantern Corps #38
I think Soranik's boobs are getting bigger. Is it just me? Kyle does fast work! How fast is a Korugaran pregnancy? I'm only kidding. I hope I'm only kidding. Hey, did a character seriously just find out that their birth parent was a villain and actually not give a **** about it and inexplicably turn evil? Holy crud! Are you sure you cleared that with Geoff Johns, Tomasi? I don't think that kinda stuff happens in His universe.

I think it's kind of lolarious that the whole Daxam subplot, which seemed like such a big deal and still left a lot to be resolved, basically was resolved in this issue within the span of a single two-page spread. I guess it covered everything it felt like covering, with more to cover later. Mongul still leads the Sinestro Corps, Ion is taken out of the equation...for now. I'd thought that the Daxamites would lose their new powers once this was all over, but...maybe not? I guess with Krypton back, one more planet full of Supermen in the universe isn't as big a status quo bulldozer is it may have been before.

It is kind of interesting, once you think about it, that Arisia and Soranik -- two of the only Lanterns other than Guy and Kyle who oppose the lethal force law -- were conveniently absent from Oa at this time. Very well-planned. In any case, the standoff between Guyle and the Alpha Lanterns was ****ing awesome and one of the only times in recent memory I not wait to turn the page to see what happens next. And all they were mostly doing was talking. I was a little sad at Alex Nero getting shot through the noggin, 'cause of what a ****ing awesome villain he was. Kyle's rogues keep dying, even though they still got so much potential! But then, I thought of Alex Nero as a Black Lantern, and was no longer sad.

"Emerald Eclipse" -- one of the best arcs on this already-incredible book, with dozens of ongoing plot intrigues -- ends, and Blackest Night begins. Maybe it's just because this week was so good in terms of output, but I'm starting to get a familiar, positive feeling about DC again. Interesting plots are dispersed all around, books and stories seem to be lining up, and it's all cohesively leading up to something big and epic. Oh, there's still a bunch of kinks they should work out and I don't want to jinx it all, but it almost feels like the days of Infinite Crisis.

(9.4 out of 10)
(9 out of 10 for the entire arc)


War of Kings #5
I love how none of the Inhumans seem to care that much about Gorgon getting tossed about by random people, first the Guardians, now Ronan...apparently it's like "hello" and "goodbye" to them.

In any case, this book? Still amazing. I actually didn't see that ending sequence, or that end, coming. I actually felt for Medusa there, despite her sole characterization these past months being "cantakerous b****."

Y'know, when the Starjammers first stayed in space following the events of Uncanny X-Men, several years back now, I thought that it was a s**tty role for them because, c'mon, X-Men in space is hardly ever worth the effort. I thought that they were just being dumped there because no X-writers wanted to deal with their baggage, particularly with all their own considerable baggage they had to juggle at the time*. Now, though? I've said it before and I'll re-say it: I love how this series has now given Havok, Polaris, and particularly Rachel a place to be well-written because I swear to Buffy, the X-books are the perfect place to be right now...if you want your stories and characters to suck ass. Any poor souls we can save from that place is a small victory. Please don't send them back. Put them in the Guardians, in Nova, wherever...just don't send them back.

*I'm referring, of course, to the fact that House of M actually increased the amount of mutants that appeared in the X-books instead of decreasing them. Good work there, Marvel. (On a complete and total sidebar, I peaked inside of the new Uncanny X-event Dark Utopia or whatever it is and quick-counted something like at least twenty-five different mutants in that one issue. Twenty-five mutants in a single issue. Five of them, at least as far as I can tell, were completely new characters. Oh yeah, Marvel, good job sticking to it and paring down all those mutants that readers were getting sick of. Decimation was totally not dumb or pointless or anything.)

(8.9 out of 10)


Batman and Robin #2
I liked this even more than issue 1. Yeah it's got the wild action and bright fun thrills that everyone's going to be talking about, but moreso than that, it's the quiet moments that I'm appreciating. Dick as Batman is totally working for me. And he's got a point about that cape. In a world with magic rings and alien superweapons, it's the fact that people do martial arts with a theater curtain attached to their shoulders that most breaks my suspension of disbelief.

Damian is working for me...less. Still don't like him, and I don't even think Morrison is writing him all that well. He and every word he speaks are bags of cliche all over the room. I shudder to think how irritating he would be if other writers were allowed to write him. Oh wait.

(8.7 out of 10)


Justice League: Cry for Justice #1
I'll be honest, I got this for the Ryan Choi. There's really nothing incredibly remarkable about the story or the writing, and the whole "PROACTIVE JUSTICEEEE" thing has always left a cynical taste in me. The art is gizzorgeous but I've passed on better books with even gizzorgeouser art before.

Might get better I suppose, and I'll keep an eye on this to see wtf they're planning with Freddy Freeman that could possibly make sense with the Marvels' current status quo, but otherwise I don't think I'll be picking up any more issues.

(6.1 out of 10)


Secret Six #11
Huh. I very much enjoy all the dialogue and characterization. All these characters are voiced so well.

I find the whole "nation of slavery" thing really ridiculous, though. I'm not sure what Simone is trying to portray with it. Utter moral dissonance? I mean the arguments here just don't make any sense, and yet we're supposed to take it that this well-groomed man is spouting serious intellectualisms or...something.

On the up side, of course Artemis would know all about a culture that functions through slavery. The Bana-Mighdall used to keep men as slaves. I do appreciate Simone knowing that bit of continuity. I doubt she's dead (not that it's stopped her in the past), not that it'll stop Diana from bustin' some caps in the next issue. Which is gonna be fun.

(8 out of 10)


Buffy the Vampire Slayer #26
Yes, before you say it, I'll say it for you: Jeanty's rendition of Seth Green is to laugh. The proportions are basically right but what in the tiny frak is up with those smoldering eyebrows? I realize that Seth's eyebrows go through various phases of quantity and quality but, let's be honest, they've never smoldered. With the ever-growing cast especially as of this issue, I look forward to many panels of not being able to tell him apart from other characters.
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After months and months, it feels like the A-Plot of this series is finally getting back on track -- "Eat their @#$%ing ovaries" notwithstanding -- and it's actually feeling kinda cool. Vampires are totally cool now thanks to Twilight (wow, read that line again knowing what you know about the real world), and Slayers are on the run. I wish we got to see more of this actually happening, see how the world has reacted to the emergence of vampires and supposedly came to adore them, because it all seemed to have been told to us throughout the past several months and never really shown. I guess we get the point, though; that "Tales of the Vampires" one-shot that came out last month was surprisingly informative about how the average person now sees the average vampire. It's actually fairly interesting. I suppose we don't really need it bludgeoned into our heads that people are often stupid and will follow whatever flavor of the month there is. Still would have been nice to see more of it, though, which I'm sure we would have were this still in TV-show format.

We're basically nearing the season finale stretch here, which means cue the siege catapults. The big battles are fun and appreciated, but more appreciated are the quiet moments between characters. This is the first time we see Buffy and Giles really talk since...well, since season 7, and it's quite nice. Giles and Faith was pretty fun, too. Hell, Giles is just great. We really should have had more of him.

On the other hand, I really didn't like the scene between Andrew and Warren. First of all, it made Andrew seem kinda simpering again, after all the progress that he seemed to have gone through to get over Warren. I guess everyone relapses, but still. More importantly, however, it made no frakkin' sense. Warren never made Andrew kill anybody. The First disguised as Warren to make Andrew kill. Andrew should be acutely aware of the fact. Hell, Warren shouldn't even be aware that Andrew ever killed Jonathan at all. So, yeah, this scene made no sense. Totally stricken from my personal canon. :cmad:

So up next is more Oz, and the approaching climax. Probably not together, though that would be fun for Willow.

(7.9 out of 10)
 
[blackout]Steve being "unstuck in time," Sharon being his "constant," Steve hops through different and random periods in his life, and the transitions even use the same white flash.[/blackout]


That's, uh, kind of dumb. You wouldn't watch something just because you think it might overrated? And wouldn't you need to watch it in the first place before being able to label it overrated?

I was just making a joke that nobody got. Sort of like how people ***** about comics around here that their "friend" reads or some such nonsense.

I'm sure Lost is a groundbreaking show. But I can't get into shows that require me to watch every one. Seems more like work to me than entertainment.
 
That's kind of weird for a guy who's followed comics regularly for years. Especially with DVD season sets out there now. But to each his own. I like Lost. It's not quite as phenomenal as some people make it out to be, and it sure as s*** ain't as original as people are making it out to be by claiming Reborn "plagiarized" it, but it's good. The last couple seasons have been great because they're starting to peel back the layers and give us a lot of answers.
 
I've never watched Lost, as I'm pretty sure it's completely over-rated, so it could be word for word, and I really woudn't give a ****. As far as I know, it's an original story.

I've watched Lost and it is.
 

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