Bowie vs Hasslehoff, who would win?!

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

vs.

 

[chaseter]

Bowie in Labyrinth would kick Baywatch Hoff's @ss anyday.

 

[jaguarr]

The Bowie would MURDER The Hoff. It's true.

jag

 

[Duende Verde]

That's not PEPSI, it looks like he overflowed the toilet with diarrhea!

 

[chaseter]

^Either he is pseudo humping Pepsi or that thing is bashing out of the ground and about to hit his nards. Pepsi is nasty anyways but I would never drink something that Hoff was leaning over singing.

 

[jimmy]

Moonage Daydream.

 

[Apollo]

bowie is the man

 

[Venomfan]

proof the hoff would win http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Take this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVqEBLVBeP0

 

[Arcturus]

Bowie vs Hasslehoff, whoever wins, we lose.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

.. or we win if it's Bowie.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Oh Noes teh Hoff is winnzing!?!1
!

 

[The Chairman]

Bowie would destroy The Hoff. Bowie's legend. Hoff is a has-been milking on his cheese factor and novelty appeal.

 

[Cobblepot]

Hasselhof offcoures, the guys Nightrider!