Brace yourselves: Global Bacon Shortage Imminent!

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  1. obin_gam Registered

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    Better start stocking up:

     
  2. JJJ's Ulcer Registered

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    How terrible. People will be forced to lose their fat asses.
     
  3. obin_gam Registered

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    But what about breakfast? Are you anti-breakfast JJJ?
     
  4. JJJ's Ulcer Registered

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    Seeing as I haven't eaten it since 1996, I'd say "yes."
     
  5. Piper Maru Guest

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    Life is meaningless without bacon.
     
  6. JJJ's Ulcer Registered

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    A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat swine?"

    The Rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

    The Priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten bacon?"

    To which the Rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted bacon."

    The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

    The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

    The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

    The Priest replied, "Yes Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."

    The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "A lot better than bacon isn't it?"
     
  7. Kane52630 SILVER SHAMROCK USER

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    *maniacal laughter*

    My plan is working! *twirls mustache*
     
  8. Jennifer Walters Attorney at Law

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    I blame people making bacon flavor EVERYTHING lately. So many recipes exist with bacon now that don't need too. Why do we need a bacon cheesecake? Or a bacon brownie?
     
  9. obin_gam Registered

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    I tried baconaise a few weeks ago. WHAT THE FFFUUU- is that? real bacon is pure deliciousness but that... thing, was just horrible :csad:
     
  10. Donut Registered

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    Porkpocalypse
     
  11. Evelisse Exactly

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    things just got real,

    I can only see this leading to human bacon, I see no other recourse.
     
  12. Jennifer Walters Attorney at Law

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    Well there's always turkey bacon. Lol.
     
  13. GuardianofOa Registered

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    I just read this and thought I should immediately come here! Nice job on the coverage.

    "Brace yourselves, winter is coming.......Without bacon!"
     
  14. GuardianofOa Registered

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    Shame on you. Such blasphemy.
     
  15. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Without bacon, Americans might have to eat Philip Seymour Hoffmann.
     
  16. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Get thee to a Wendys for a baconnater.
     
  17. GoldCrest Registered

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    I don't get the obsession with bacon.
     
  18. knowsbleed Registered

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    People don't really like bacon as much as they claim they do. Just like religion.
     
  19. THE MR. TERRIFIC HYPES KING OF COSPLAY

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    Heathen
     
  21. GoldCrest Registered

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    Agnostic, but, I'll take it. :word:
     
  22. JJJ's Ulcer Registered

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    Thank you. Bacon's just a bit of crispy meat strung together by veins of fat.

    It must be said, Canadian bacon's a good deal better than American bacon (at least it tastes like the pig died in the last year), but neither are God's gift to cuisine.
     
  23. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    Ugh. Time to stock up on turkey-bacon and all-beef hot links.
     
  24. knowsbleed Registered

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    Just... like... religion.
     
  25. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    This is what's going to start World War 3. Not peak oil, peak BACON.
     

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