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Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by obin_gam, Sep 25, 2012.
Better start stocking up:
How terrible. People will be forced to lose their fat asses.
But what about breakfast? Are you anti-breakfast JJJ?
Seeing as I haven't eaten it since 1996, I'd say "yes."
Life is meaningless without bacon.
A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat swine?"
The Rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The Priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten bacon?"
To which the Rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted bacon."
The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest replied, "Yes Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "A lot better than bacon isn't it?"
My plan is working! *twirls mustache*
I blame people making bacon flavor EVERYTHING lately. So many recipes exist with bacon now that don't need too. Why do we need a bacon cheesecake? Or a bacon brownie?
I tried baconaise a few weeks ago. WHAT THE FFFUUU- is that? real bacon is pure deliciousness but that... thing, was just horrible
things just got real,
I can only see this leading to human bacon, I see no other recourse.
Well there's always turkey bacon. Lol.
I just read this and thought I should immediately come here! Nice job on the coverage.
"Brace yourselves, winter is coming.......Without bacon!"
Shame on you. Such blasphemy.
Without bacon, Americans might have to eat Philip Seymour Hoffmann.
Get thee to a Wendys for a baconnater.
I don't get the obsession with bacon.
People don't really like bacon as much as they claim they do. Just like religion.
Agnostic, but, I'll take it.
Thank you. Bacon's just a bit of crispy meat strung together by veins of fat.
It must be said, Canadian bacon's a good deal better than American bacon (at least it tastes like the pig died in the last year), but neither are God's gift to cuisine.
Ugh. Time to stock up on turkey-bacon and all-beef hot links.
Just... like... religion.
This is what's going to start World War 3. Not peak oil, peak BACON.