Bras

[Master Chief]

Man, I was with my girlfriend the other night and I dunno how but we got to the point where I had to undo her bra.

What the hell!! There should be a course you can take in school on how to operate these things. I'm fumbling around like a jackass trying to undo this hook mechanism that'd make Houdini gay. Ugh. Any tips on how to practice? Without using an actual bra? Like, the equivalent of training wheels for bra undoing.

I fully realize the irony in asking this on a superhero message board.

Also I think I fell asleep because it was so frockstrating and now she's pissed at me so I gotta go buy a thousand roses.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I was just thinking, "Damn. Master Chief hasn't made a thread in a while."

 

[Danalys]

you just pinch then slide your fingers against each other.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm am so bratarded. I carry around scissors if I think I'm going to get laid that night.

 

[tzarinna]

Practice.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm am so bratarded. I carry around scissors if I think I'm going to get laid that night.

Well, I bet you rarely have to replace bras, then, huh?

 

[Master Chief]

I was just thinking, "Damn. Master Chief hasn't made a thread in a while."

I know. I was listening to this British song and in the video this chick randomly dances around topless for a second or two, it made me lol. Then I thought I'd crash the Hype.

Plus I wanted to use that Houdini line, how awesome is that line? LOL!!

 

[Badger]

Just rip it off her!!

or

Watch This

 

[knowsbleed]

I just leave the bra on her sometimes...or I try and pull it over her head. But then they get pissed and say, "What the hell? Just take it off". Then I say, "Uh...ok" and get all bratarded again.

 

[psychocheeseman]

scissors

 

[Badger]

Yeah I usually leave it on now, I mean I see'em all the time. Plus then she has to put it back on after the sexxy time, cause you gotta fight gravity and it's horrible affects. So it seems, unnecessary sometimes.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Ugh, I can NEVER get a bra off. That's why I quit wearing the damn things.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yeah I usually leave it on now, I mean I see'em all the time. Plus then she has to put it back on after the sexxy time, cause you gotta fight gravity and it's horrible affects. So it seems, unnecessary sometimes.

I'm revoking your MAN card.

 

[knowsbleed]

Ugh, I can NEVER get a bra off. That's why I quit wearing the damn things.

Nobody wants to look at your knees anyway.

 

[Badger]

I'm revoking your MAN card.

Whatever, I can unsnap a bra with one hand while walking by. I very nice party trick.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm glad women don't have bras on their booties...I'd be in real trouble. Why can't bras be easy like panties?

 

[user123456789]

Man, I was with my girlfriend the other night and I dunno how but we got to the point where I had to undo her bra.

What the hell!! There should be a course you can take in school on how to operate these things. I'm fumbling around like a jackass trying to undo this hook mechanism that'd make Houdini gay. Ugh. Any tips on how to practice? Without using an actual bra? Like, the equivalent of training wheels for bra undoing.

I fully realize the irony in asking this on a superhero message board.

Also I think I fell asleep because it was so frockstrating and now she's pissed at me so I gotta go buy a thousand roses.

lol u are the Hype's official virgin

 

[Master Chief]

Gimme my pin mother****er>

 

[knowsbleed]

It has a bra attachment

 

[Motown Marvel]

i always heard people complaining about the difficulty of bra's...and then i had to try, and i whipped that thing off one handed. they're not difficult at all! i dont get it.

 

[Kaleb]

This might be one of the very few normal thread titles from M.F that ive seen in a long time.

 

[Figs]

It depends on the type of Bra I guess. I've taken off a few with ease while certain other ones were a pain in the ass to get off the girl.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Master Chief has a girlfriend?

 

[Halcohol]

Is this thread for real?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You just gotta be smarter than the bra.