Bras

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  1. Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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    Man, I was with my girlfriend the other night and I dunno how but we got to the point where I had to undo her bra.

    What the hell!! There should be a course you can take in school on how to operate these things. I'm fumbling around like a jackass trying to undo this hook mechanism that'd make Houdini gay. Ugh. Any tips on how to practice? Without using an actual bra? Like, the equivalent of training wheels for bra undoing.

    I fully realize the irony in asking this on a superhero message board.

    Also I think I fell asleep because it was so frockstrating and now she's pissed at me so I gotta go buy a thousand roses. :csad:
     
  2. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    I was just thinking, "Damn. Master Chief hasn't made a thread in a while."
     
  3. Danalys Sol Invictus

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    you just pinch then slide your fingers against each other. :dry:
     
  4. knowsbleed Registered

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    I'm am so bratarded. I carry around scissors if I think I'm going to get laid that night.
     
  5. tzarinna Mamochka

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    Practice. :rolleyes:
     
  6. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    Well, I bet you rarely have to replace bras, then, huh? :o
     
  7. Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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    I know. I was listening to this British song and in the video this chick randomly dances around topless for a second or two, it made me lol. Then I thought I'd crash the Hype.

    Plus I wanted to use that Houdini line, how awesome is that line? LOL!!
     
  8. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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  9. knowsbleed Registered

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    I just leave the bra on her sometimes...or I try and pull it over her head. But then they get pissed and say, "What the hell? Just take it off". Then I say, "Uh...ok" and get all bratarded again.
     
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  11. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    Yeah I usually leave it on now, I mean I see'em all the time. Plus then she has to put it back on after the sexxy time, cause you gotta fight gravity and it's horrible affects. So it seems, unnecessary sometimes.
     
  12. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Ugh, I can NEVER get a bra off. That's why I quit wearing the damn things. :down
     
  13. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    I'm revoking your MAN card. :cmad: :down
     
  14. knowsbleed Registered

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    Nobody wants to look at your knees anyway. :down
     
  15. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    Whatever, I can unsnap a bra with one hand while walking by. I very nice party trick. :o
     
  16. knowsbleed Registered

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    I'm glad women don't have bras on their booties...I'd be in real trouble. Why can't bras be easy like panties?
     
  17. user123456789 Registered

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    lol u are the Hype's official virgin
     
  18. Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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    Gimme my pin mother****er> :mad:
     
  19. knowsbleed Registered

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    It has a bra attachment :(
     
  20. Motown Marvel Crimson and Clover

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    i always heard people complaining about the difficulty of bra's...and then i had to try, and i whipped that thing off one handed. they're not difficult at all! i dont get it.
     
  21. Kaleb 2010 & 2018 SHHFFL Champion

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    This might be one of the very few normal thread titles from M.F that ive seen in a long time.
     
  22. Figs Registered

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    It depends on the type of Bra I guess. I've taken off a few with ease while certain other ones were a pain in the ass to get off the girl.
     
  23. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    Master Chief has a girlfriend? :eek:
     
  24. Halcohol Suit up

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    Is this thread for real?



    :(
     
  25. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    You just gotta be smarter than the bra.
    :whatever:
     

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