Brooklyn Janitor Tattles on Freaky Teachers

[Colossal Spoons]

I had an attractive 9th grade English teacher. She had very large breasts but her teeth looked like a barbed wire fence.

 

[Alex The Great]

I can't beleive it took me so long to get this

 

[terry78]

I had an attractive 9th grade English teacher. She had very large breasts but her teeth looked like a barbed wire fence.

There's always something to balance for the overcompensation of something else.

 

[CrashNburn]

The english teacher I think would that would have been down with me had large breasts and would always have cleavage showing. She was hot. I was kinda the shy type. If I knew then what I knew now, it would have been on like donkey kong!

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Dumb janitor.

He passed up the chance to have a hot lesbian teacher video website.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Stories like this remind me of why I wanted my son to be home-schooled.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I had an attractive 9th grade English teacher. She had very large breasts but her teeth looked like a barbed wire fence.

Daaaaaaaaaayuuuum!!!!

 

[AndThePickles]

I had an attractive 9th grade English teacher. She had very large breasts but her teeth looked like a barbed wire fence.

Oh dear.

 

[Alex The Great]

Stories like this remind me of why I wanted my son to be home-schooled.

If I ever had kids, i'll never home school em, i'd be terrible. ''Oh, it's a snow day, go back to bed''

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Daaaaaaaaaayuuuum!!!!

No lie, one of her canines was totally perpendicular to the adjacent tooth. I don't like right angles in a woman's mouth!

 

[Addendum]

If I ever had kids, i'll never home school em, i'd be terrible. ''Oh, it's a snow day, go back to bed''

My kids would have notes from me

"Dear teacher mom,

Please excuse Garrett from home-school today. He watched Batman over the weekend and attempted to zipline from his bedroom with his batrope, and broke both his legs.

Signed, Garrett's father"

 

[AndThePickles]

No lie, one of her canines was totally perpendicular to the adjacent tooth. I don't like right angles in a woman's mouth!

Good lord, how is that even possible?

 

[Catman]

Honestly, except for maybe one teacher, I would hate to imagine that happening when I went to school.

You're right. Most teachers are ugly, but my high school had atleast 5 attractive teachers. So, I wouldn't have minded if those got involved in something controversial.

 

[terry78]

I remember my 6th grade teacher, her name was Mrs. Tumbas. She was like in her early 20s, fine as a mother****er. But was somewhat on the ditzy side, so I don't know how she got to be a teacher. Watching her from the back as she wrote on the board....first ***** territory.

 

[SuperFerret]

Interesting, the name Cindy Mauro is highly familiar to me, however, I don't recall why.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Extra teeth, or crowding.

 

[Catman]

I remember my 6th grade teacher, her name was Mrs. Tumbas. She was like in her early 20s, fine as a mother****er. But was somewhat on the ditzy side, so I don't know how she got to be a teacher. Watching her from the back as she wrote on the board....first ***** territory.

Your [censored] dropped that day.

 

[SuperFerret]

"Balls" is censored?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

He censored it lol

 

[SuperFerret]

But why?

 

[chaseter]

Catman posts pictures of underage girls but he won't say balls?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Where were these teachers when I was in high school!?

Actually, we had one. She was an ice cold ***** though.

 

[Prison Mike]

Conan is making a joke about this right now

 

[Kane52630]

Conan O'Brien is talking about this

 

[The Apatow Crew]

....that Janitor...ugh. You see two naked women getting it on....you watch, not tell on them like a...I dunno.

And those two are both hot.

He was just mad cause he wasn't invited.