Brotherly Love

[Immortalfire]

Reading the paper today, I skimmed across Dear Abby, and this was the letter...

DEAR ABBY: I am 27, and my wife, "Marybeth," is 26. We recently went to my folks' house for supper. That evening a heavy snowstorm was starting and, because the trip home is 30 miles, we decided to stay overnight.

My old bedroom is upstairs, as are the rooms of my brothers, ages 25, 24 and 22. The guest room is downstairs. Because the room is quite small, and Marybeth said she felt a cold coming on, we decided I'd sleep in my old room.

The next day, while we were driving home, Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her.

Abby, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. We are all about the same size and build.

I have talked to each of my brothers (they all know about this), but they won't say who it was for fear of causing a rift between the guilty party and me. I told them that unless I find out who it was, there will be a permanent rift between all of us. (Marybeth still doesn't know it wasn't me.)

How do I handle this? -- ENRAGED IN ROCHESTER, N.Y.

 

[Hudson]

 

[Immortalfire]

Abby's response, for the record..

DEAR ENRAGED: While you and your brothers may have a strong family resemblance, I find it hard to believe that you all smell, taste and make love like clones. So please do not accept as gospel that your wife didn't have an inkling that it wasn't you. As to who actually crept into her bed in your absence, if your brothers won't reveal who the guilty party is, then they're all equally guilty, and I wouldn't blame you for severing ties with them.

It's time to have a serious chat with your wife and get chapter and verse on what happened that night. Then she should be tested for STDs and treated if necessary.

It is possible for a couple to get past something like this, if you're both willing to work at it. The shortest route would be with the help of a licensed family therapist.

 

[Mee]

"Did I do thaaaat?"

 

[Immortalfire]

He got screwed without actually....getting screwed.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

He got screwed without actually....getting screwed.

His wife made up for that.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Why didn't he sleep in bed with his wife to begin with. I could understand if they weren't married and felt a little weird sleeping together in his parent's house, but they're married, doesn't make sense. Whichever brother did the deed though is a total @$$hole and the other bros. covering up for him are equally @$$holes.

 

[Erzengel]

This is as believable as the camel toad one.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This is as believable as the camel toad one.

Camel toad? Or Camel-toed?

 

[BatSpider]

This is as believable as the camel toad one.

WTF?

 

[Erzengel]

 

[Showtime]

HA HA Camel Toads.

 

[DeaDheaD]

 

[jaguarr]

How does he know it wasn't his dad that did the deed?

jag

 

[Showtime]

...or his mom.

 

[BatSpider]

Or Family Pet

 

[DBella]

This sounds like something I'd see on the Jerry Springer Show. Unbelievable!

 

[Immortalfire]

This sounds like something I'd see on the Jerry Springer Show. Unbelievable!

We might see them on Jerry soon.

"But bro, it was dark. Your wife looked like my baby!"

 

[Drizzle]

 

[The Original Bamfer]

"This is what you get! I told you not to steal my GI Joe."
"Man, that was twenty years ago. This is my wife!"
"Yeah, and?"
"."

 

[Immortalfire]

*Camel Toad article*

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Bros before hoes

 

[Prison Mike]

that "camel toad' article is funny. As for the wife thinking she slept with her husband, I think that's BS. There's no way she could think that. I think she's covering it up and secretly liked it. And the husband is gullible if he thinks his wife didn't know the difference between him and one of his brothers.

 

[tzarinna]

Dear Abby needs new writers.

 

[Arc-Light]

Dear Abby needs new writers.

Sounds like they hired some letter writers from penthouse and playboy.