Bruce Campbell and Chuck Norris?

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

i was thinking about it and i think that they could be one in the same. they are never in the same place at the same time. there movies are never out at the same time which would mean that they are the same person seeing as he can't be on two sets at the same time.

could a beard hide a chin so well that Bruce could pass him self off as Chuck?

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Bruce Campbell created Chuck Norris using a piece of his chin, some lentils, and a nice heap of man.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Bruce Campbell created Chuck Norris using a piece of his chin, some lentils, and a nice heap of man.

that is a mith and i beleave that they are too bodys that live as one like glory on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

 

[chamber-music]

Chuck Norris isn't fit to be a pimple on Bruce Campbell's but cheek

 

[psychocheeseman]

Sorry i gotta say, Bruce campbell is way cooler than chuck norris.
Chuck Norris wouldn't stand 30 seconds against an army of deadites!

All chuck Norris could do could be to temporaily stop smoking his dirty fat cigar, only to start screamiong for his mummy like a little girl before sissor kicking himself in the head, and where would that lead him? ...
Nowhere thats where!

all the while Bruce Campbell would be standing 20 feet away getting some sugar off Chuck's wife while simultaneously chainsawing some undead scum and taking spiderman down a notch or two with some witty remarks like "no entry"

Way to go Bruce!

 

[The Comedian]

Chuck does not hold a candle to Bruce, although Chuck can kick some ass, Bruce is just too suave.

For reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18

 

[wiegeabo]

I thought the title of this thread was suggesting a movie with both Bruce Campbell and Chuck Norris.

Every theater in the world would explode from the awesomeness of such a film.

 

[Noir]

If Bruce Campbell were gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

 

[Flexo]

I thought the title of this thread was suggesting a movie with both Bruce Campbell and Chuck Norris.

Every theater in the world would explode from the awesomeness of such a film.

The film reels would have to be carried with tongs and a biohazard suit.

 

[Noir]

The film reels would have to be carried with tongs and a biohazard suit.

Or in Carbonite.

 

[chaseter]

Bruce...easily. Chuck is a close second...but he knows not to get too close for fear of his life.

 

[wiegeabo]

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick to the face.
Bruce Campbell's chin.

What happens when the irresistible force meets the immovable object.

There would only be two survivors. Locked in an eternal struggle of foot against chin.

 

[CConn]

I'd **** 'em.

 

[The Chairman]

Bruce would cream Chuck with ease.

 

[Noir]

This thread is a serious let down.