Bumper Stickers You'd Like To See

[rodhulk]

Had these passed on to me:

I'm Not An Alchoholic
I'M A DRUNK
Alcoholics Go To Meetings

Driver Carries No Cash
HE'S MARRIED

DRUGS LEAD NOWHERE
But It's The Scenic Route

I Child-Proofed My House
But They STILL Get In

KEEP HONKING
I'M RELOADING

Wife And Dog Missing
REWARD FOR DOG

4 Out Of 3 People
Have Trouble With Fractions

Ever Stop To Think...
And Forget To START Again

The Shortest Sentence is "I AM"
The Longest is "I DO"

WORK HARDER
Millions On Welfare
Depend On You

 

[Eggyman]

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

"We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car"

"We are the proud parents of a child who has resisted his teachers' attempts to break his spirit and bend him to the will of his corporate masters"

"We have a daughter in public school who hasn't been knocked up yet"

~George Carlin

 

[SuBe]

FairTax.org
Make April 15th just another Spring Day.

 

[rodhulk]

American Board Of Continuing Education
Helping You Prepare Four Your Future







***** In case you missed it, it's the spelling of 'for' in the above bumper sticker*****

 

[Immortalfire]

"Too Bad Democrats Don't Hate Abortion and Terrorism As Much As They Hate Republicans"

"Work harder! People on welfare are depending on you."

 

[Spidey-Bat]

FairTax.org
Make April 15th just another Spring Day.

Don't you have that on your car?

 

[rodhulk]

"Too Bad Democrats Don't Hate Abortion and Terrorism As Much As They Hate Republicans"

"Work harder! People on welfare are depending on you."

Hey! You stole that 'Work harder' from my first post!

 

[Immortalfire]

Actually I didn't even see it up there til now, lol

 

[SuBe]

Don't you have that on your car?

Yes. Yes I do.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Always liked the one that Kevin Smith came up with in SModcast.

''Canada. Red, white, but never blue, eh!''

 

[Halloween]

"I'll die before I let you pass me."

 

[Immortalfire]

"I don't brake."

 

[ross2287]

"Incest is relative."

 

[Spidey-Bat]

"Incest is relative."

"Incest is a family affair"

 

[SuBe]

"My other car is a Death Star"

 

[Sawyer]

Something Chris Brown/Rihanna related. I dunno. I'm too tired to think.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

"Back The **** Up!"

 

[Drakon]

If you're reading this, watch out for that lamppost.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

"If you're reading this, pull over. You're under arrest."

 

[C.F. Kane]

"My beliefs don't fit on a sticker"

 

[Cunning Stunts]

"This Bumper Sticker is a Scratch'n'Sniff"

 

[Sawyer]

Cunning Stunts, I just about busted a gut at your sig.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Which part?

 

[Sawyer]

The quoted part.