Burger King Releases Body Spray

[Sam Fisher]

http://www.examiner.com/x-396-Chica...pper-of-a-new-body-spray-Flame-by-Burger-King

So you say you want to smell like a flame-broiled meat patty? Well, you're in luck.

Tuesday, Burger King challenged its consumers to answer this truly bizarre query, and, judging by the fact that their Flame body spray is already sold out, it appears we responded with a hearty "Hell yes!"
The only thing more hysterical (read: utterly disturbing) than the existence of the beef-scented body spray is Burger King's creepy online promo.
The "Fire meets Desire" flash site features late night Cinemax-style music and a click-triggered slideshow of "romantic" images, the grand finale being the King himself, clad in a loincloth, sprawled in front of a fire on a bearskin rug, and beckoning in a way that makes you look over your shoulder to make sure no one else is watching. Flame's tagline, "Set the mood no matter what mood you're in the mood for," sent me into a fit of giggles, but that final image still has me shuddering. Ew.
What's next? Perhaps a french fry body lotion by Mickey D's? They could call it "Glisten." Or maybe "Steam" by White Castle, which would capture that recognizably pungent steamed onion scent and turn it into a shower gel. Ugh, I'm horrifying myself now.
"Flame" is listed for sale at Ricky's NYC, but as I mentioned, it's currently sold out. The reviews are definitely worth a read, though.

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/

Wow

 

[The Senator]

I hate this species.

 

[Manic]

Damnit, I'm already delicious. The last thing I need is to let dogs know that from a distance.

 

[gap5ewl]

Has anyone seen their Virgin Whopper commercials?

 

[Manic]

Yeah, apparently people who've never had a Whopper or a Big Mac before prefer the Whopper.

Thank you, Burger King. How ever was I to make up my mind?

 

[The Senator]

Has anyone seen their Virgin Whopper commercials?

Those commercials make me not want to eat at Burger King.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

The king's naked presence on that website disturbs me.

 

[Sam Fisher]

The king's naked presence on that website disturbs me.

 

[Drakon]

"Smell like a hamburger!!"

 

[Sam Fisher]

"Smell like a hamburger!!"

I already do

 

[The Senator]

The king's naked presence on that website disturbs me.

The concept of smelling like a ****ing burger disturbs me more.

 

[The Mighty Wind]

That website is 100% win!

 

[RKO]

BK is ***ing ridiculous.

 

[Dodger]

A bunch of stoners work at BK's advertisement department. Look at there past commercials.

 

[OctaviusINC]

Alright, where's the chicken fries body spray?! I demand chicken fries body spray!!!

 

[PyroChamber]

Please tell me this is a joke.

 

[knowsbleed]

But I already smell like meat.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Well..if you're into fat chicks...you know what body spray to get now.

 

[darkseid26]

Well..if you're into fat chicks...you know what body spray to get now.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha, this for real?

Burger King was been crazy lately, but it's pretty funny stuff

 

[Nathan]

This just has to be a joke.

 

[Holiday]

This is a terrible idea. That being said, I'll probably go get a Whopper later. It's been a few months since I've eaten BK.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

The king's naked presence on that website disturbs me.

I regret going on the site for that reason alone. He already creeps me out & look what he did now. It's forever burned in my mind now.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This is a terrible idea. That being said, I'll probably go get a Whopper later. It's been a few months since I've eaten BK.

Been a while for me too, but I will not be getting one today

 

[Morg]

"Smell like a hamburger!!"

I imagine a dog would love it too probably bite anyone wearing that stupid perfume