Bush to watch United 93

[Kritish]

http://newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/5/30/120138.shtml?s=ic

 

[Slipknot]

Okay.

 

[Boom]

I care.

 

[Kritish]

I just wanted to see how many people came up with silly ideas.

Bush sucks, but he didn't start 9/11.

 

[sinewave]

i'm betting he won't watch al gore's new film, though.

 

[Mee]

He probably won't be able to keep up with the plot.

 

[Equint77]

start him off with the basics...

 

[Matt]

Bush has wet dreams almost every night of being Harrison Ford's character in Air Force One.

Bush: (Does that weasel-like laugh of his) heeheeheeh...get off my plane, and don't mess with Texas.

 

[Kritish]

Bush has wet dreams almost every night of being Harrison Ford's character in Air Force One.

Bush: (Does that weasel-like laugh of his) heeheeheeh...get off my plane, and don't mess with Texas.

I enjoyed that film.

 

[Darthphere]

"Ha-ha, they bought it. LOL!"-Bush.

 

[Motown Marvel]

media: mr. bush, what'd you think of the film.

bush: i liked the part with the monkey....

media: ......

bush: heh heh heh, all right folks, see ya in the morning.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Actually he is watching "Snakes on a Plane" he just thinks it is "United 93"

 

[Slipknot]

Lord Siva is now Kritish? What the hell? I thought this was a new topic before I opened it and saw that I posted in it.

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

i'm betting he won't watch al gore's new film, though.

I am, firstly, liberal.

But who can trust a film associated with a guy who claimed he invented the internet.

 

[AndThePickles]

Actually he is watching "Snakes on a Plane" he just thinks it is "United 93"

Hahaha. Still can't believe they actually have a movie about that.

 

[Victor Creed]

Hahaha. Still can't believe they actually have a movie about that.

Just when you thought Airplanes were the one place you were safe from snakes.......****, Im goin on vacation soon. Better bring my snake repellant with me.

 

[Backdrifter]

So wait...snakes were responsible for 9/11?

 

[Victor Creed]

So wait...snakes were responsible for 9/11?

They wore turbans for a disguise.

 

[Backdrifter]

They wore turbans for a disguise.

Crafty snakes.

 

[Victor Creed]

Crafty snakes.

Plane snakes are like that.

 

[Calvin]

I am, firstly, liberal.

But who can trust a film associated with a guy who claimed he invented the internet.

That's sort of a mistaken view of what he was actually trying to proclaim. It's an easy joke, but in actuality he was claiming credit for pushing along the passing of certain legislative actions that helped the proliferation of the net in its early stages, which he actually did.

 

[moop501]

Bush and Gore can go suck eachother's frivilous *****.This preposturousness is just silly and ridiculous.

 

[Galactus]

I wonder if the title of the movie will confuse Bush. Maybe he'll wonder where the 92 first United movies are...

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

So wait...snakes were responsible for 9/11?

Yes they were.

 

[Immortalfire]

So wait...snakes were responsible for 9/11?

Well, they are reptiles after all.