Buy Green Beans: Now with Complimentary Snake Head!

[redhawk23]

As reported by Malaysian Digest, Oregon mother Misty Moser was recently preparing dinner for her family when she poured a most unexpected surprise out of a bag of frozen green beans, which her eyes initially registered as a clump of bean stems. After defrosting the frozen veggies in a bowl of water, she realized that the strange clump was actually the severed and decomposing head of a snake, which properly scared the living daylights out of her. "It started to kind of unfold," she told KOIN 6 News. "It was in a little ball and I noticed it had a mouth, and nostrils, and little tiny eyes. Not what I had thought I was buying."

Once Moser composed herself, she placed a call to a customer service representative for the supermarket chain she purchased the bag of veggies from, who apparently didn't do much other than tell her to throw the bag away and offer her a $15 coupon to the store. Once a public affairs representative for the chain got a hold of Moser, she instructed her to bring the bag, and the head, in for examination. They're investigating the issue in an effort to make sure it never happens again.

The most horrifying part of this story? Moser and her family had eaten beans from that same bag earlier in the week, never knowing that the head of a snake had been hanging out with their dinner. Yea. I think I'll just stop eating food altogether.

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[KevanG]

Ick.

 

[NickNitro]

I saw green beans and half thought someone tried to plant them to make a magic beanstalk

 

[Duke]

Disgusting!

 

[Teelie]

Zombie chow.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Well, at least you know your green beans are relatively insect-free.

 

[Joshua_B]

Absolutely disgusting...

 

[terry78]

Buy green beans now with a complimentary female asian mafia leader?

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I knew there was a reason I buy fresh green beans.

 

[Yurka]

Oh HELL no.

no. NO. no.

This is 1000x worse than the rat in the soda-can or the spider in the oreo.

Why did I open this thread?

 

[DarkSentinel]

HOLY **** IT'S YURKA!!!!!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Oh HELL no.

no. NO. no.

This is 1000x worse than the rat in the soda-can or the spider in the oreo.

Why did I open this thread?

Not worse than the rat, the rat is the worst

 

[Xeno]

I knew there was a reason I buy fresh green beans.

One time when I was picking up handfuls of fresh green beans in the grocery, there was a ginormous dead grasshopper one on bunch. It was the biggest green hopper I've ever seen and I'm from the country. The thing was the same color as the beans so it was just luck that spotted it. I promptly tossed all the beans back and decided to forego fresh veggies that day.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Not worse than the rat, the rat is the worst

Oh, literal Spider-Aziz...

 

[Yurka]

HOLY **** IT'S YURKA!!!!!

YO! Been a while! Everything good with you??

Not worse than the rat, the rat is the worst

I guess I'd prefer the rat because I never really open a soda can, so all I'd be dealing with is a funky tasting sip before I toss the can. If I found a snake head in my beans I might never buy beans again, christ I may never buy them again after reading this article....

 

[Schlosser85]

The rat in the soda can was absolutely disgusting.

How the hell did a severed snake head get in a bag of green beans??

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Someone got inspired by Snakes on Plane?