I enjoyed being nice, I think I might keep doing it.
...
*feels around self*
I'm... I'm alive? We're alive?
Speak for yourself.
*points at JB's dead body*
It mysteriously showed up Sunday.
That's why they call me Cap'n Atheist.
...Nobody has actually ever called me that.
NO! NO! Bullcrap! I killed him back in December, months before Lent!
*Cannibalizing JB's rotten, maggot-ridden corpse.*
It's like an Easter egg! The creamy center is so worth it! Byrd, come join!