Can Anyone on here animate

[The Rocketeer]

OK I make stupid home movies with my friends. I need to know if anyone on here can animate something for me? If I send you the background I need someone to make a mcdonald's chicken mcnugget to to roll through the background and splat in a doorway. If anyone can do this please tell me and I'll send you the backgrounds and have you e-mail/pm the finished product I'd appreciate it!

 

[JLBats]

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[IRON-MAN-FAN]

I'll see if I can!

 

[IRON-MAN-FAN]

I don't know what kind of software I have though.

 

[The Rocketeer]

Yes I know it sounds dumb but it is copying Indiana Jones raiders of the lost ark. We making raiders of the lost arch. As in mcdonald's arch.