I know, right? Anybody who says Chris's body isn't the peak of human perfection is either blind or delusional. They've gone and made him blonder, too. This is the Phase Two film I'm most looking forward to now, but I'm not sure I'll be able to take all that hotness magnified on an IMAX screen. Oh, come on, now! Any fool can see that the twelve whole pounds Chris lost since The Avengers has left him so scrawny that he could play Skinny!Steve without CGI. It's pathetic, really. I'm almost tempted to go down I-95 to take the poor thing to Ben's Chili Bowl and feed him a few Chili Half Smokes to put some meat on him. He should be ashamed, he should.... Okay, not really. I just wanted to see what that felt like.