Celebrities you would do, but would not talk about.

[ShadowBoxing]

In otherwise who would you bang without telling anyone else

me:

Brittany Murphy

Kirsten Dunst (shudder--I'd hit it )

Ashlee Simpson

and Mariah "Lets go around back and do this quick you crazy woman" Carey

 

[Darthphere]

Mariah definitely. Hmmmm. Ill have to think further on this.

 

[Abaddon]

Mariah has saggy boobs.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Mariah has saggy boobs.

Not as bad as Dunst.

 

[The Lumberjack]

Paris Hilton. Actually, I take that back. I might catch something nasty.:

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Paris Hilton. Actually, I take that back. I might catch something nasty.:

I think I would, just cause everyone is doing it already, I might as well get on the bandwagon....I understand you just have to take a number these days.

 

[Carter]

Paris Hilton. Actually, I take that back. I might catch something nasty.:

 

[tzarinna]

Tobey Maguire

I think I'd make him weep

 

[Darthphere]

Tobey Maguire

I think I'd make him weep

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Tobey Maguire

I think I'd make him weep

I heard he is kind of a party guy and a total tool and dickwad, but yeah I've seen frat boys cry before....so he is probably a wimp on the inside.

 

[The Lumberjack]

I take it you have not yet caught the irony of that statement.

 

[Iceman]

In otherwise who would you bang without telling anyone else

From your list:

Brittany - probably not.
Mariah - I'd be ok with.
Ashlee - only if her sister joined in. (actually still no)
Dunst - I'd keep quiet in real life but I'd start daily threads in the SM3 boards.



Also Hilton & Richie

& Xena.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I take it you have not yet caught the irony of that statement.

You could seriously save the entire world by sleeping with Paris...only good could come of it.

 

[The Lumberjack]

Devon Aoki. She looks like when she climaxes that her eyes would bug out and she'd make a squeaky toy noise, like one those stress dolls.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I always had this thing for Queen Latifah. I'd kill myself if I did and it got out.

I agree with ShadowBoxing's initial list except for Dunst. I'd **** that all night long, go outside and tell the world.

 

[Darthphere]

Ashlee Simpson is definitely hittable IMO, especially after the nose job.

 

[The Lumberjack]

You could seriously save the entire world by sleeping with Paris...only good could come of it.

What if our diseases merged to formed sorm sort of super-virus that just made people genitals explode when they saw one of us?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

What if our diseases merged to formed sorm sort of super-virus that just made people genitals explode when they saw one of us?

Well that maybe ....however if it doesn't happen, then you'll infect a major economic force with a disease, and then they'll have to find a cure....or just use the one they already have for rich people.

Okay bad idea....

 

[Carter]

Hoof Girl

 

[Darthphere]

Just for Shadowboxing.

 

[Abaddon]

Not as bad as Dunst.

They should start throwing them over their shoulders.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

They should start throwing them over their shoulders.

MJs boobs sag lower than Aunt May's

 

[Strange]

double post

 

[Strange]

Oprah, I don't know why, but I would do her and tell nobody. O.k. I lied I would tell everyone unless she paid me a lot of money.

 

[Erzengel]

I think it would be a shorter list of celebrities I wouldn't do.