Cheney vs Putin

[Hobgoblin]

In a battle between pure evil and insane badassery, who arises to rule this puny mudball?


Dick Cheney

Vlad Putin

 

[Matt]

Putin. All he'll have to do is look at Cheney and its heart attack city for Dick.

 

[Malice]

Cheney is a tough man though...

 

[Franklin Richards]

Who's packin'?

 

[Hobgoblin]

Who's packin'?

Both of em.

 

[Excel]

Man I beat Putins old russian ass any day

 

[Matt]

Putin is the only world leader who can get away with that kind of picture.

 

[X Knight]

I heard Putin shot a tiger with a tranquilizer??

Well, we know that Cheney shoots lawyers in the face with a shotgun.......lol.

Also, Cheney will tell Putin to "go F*** himself"

soooo......I give the edge to Cheney......remember he's supposed to be Darth Vader, right........even the Evil Emporer can't stand up to bad assery of Darth Vader.......lol.

 

[Matt]

Man I beat Putins old russian ass any day

The man is ex-KGB. He could kill you nine times before you even hit the ground. Then once you hit the ground, he would revive you and kill you again just for his own sick pleasure.

 

[Malice]

The man is ex-KGB. He could kill you nine times before you even hit the ground. Then once you hit the ground, he would revive you and kill you again just for his own sick pleasure.

Are you saying he is Chuck Norris?

 

[Hobgoblin]

The man is ex-KGB. He could kill you nine times before you even hit the ground. Then once you hit the ground, he would revive you and kill you again just for his own sick pleasure.

Exactly. Dont under estimate Putin, people.

 

[kane9321]

that is a badass picture of putin...scares me

 

[kane9321]

Are you saying he is Chuck Norris?

dont get it twisted...nobody's chuck norris..cept chuck norris

 

[Matt]

I heard Putin shot a tiger with a tranquilizer??

Well, we know that Cheney shoots lawyers in the face with a shotgun.......lol.

Also, Cheney will tell Putin to "go F*** himself"

soooo......I give the edge to Cheney......remember he's supposed to be Darth Vader, right........even the Evil Emporer can't stand up to bad assery of Darth Vader.......lol.

Someone begs to differ

 

[X Knight]

I wonder what the new Russian president thinks ( Mevedvev, I think? ).

He's supposed to be the new president.....but everyone is still marvelling at the bad assness of Putin........

 

[SuBe]

Putin would kill him well before he would know. Radiation Poisoning in Cheney's Tea.

 

[jaguarr]

It depends on the battle. If Cheney is allowed to plot and plunder against Putin without Putin's knowledge, he would win because he's that crafty and devious. Anything else and Putin wipes the walls with Cheney.

jag

 

[SuBe]

It depends on the battle. If Cheney is allowed to plot and plunder against Putin without Putin's knowledge, he would win because he's that crafty and devious. Anything else and Putin wipes the walls with Cheney.

jag

Just like Batman, Cheney needs Prep time

 

[Franklin Richards]

Both of em.

Looks like Putin has the range, but look out if Cheney gets in close.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Looks like Putin has the range, but look out if Cheney gets in close.

Still tough to call. Putin wont miss, but not because of the sniper scope. Just because he is Putin. Still, how many heart attacks has Cheney had? I dont think the Devil will take him.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Looks like Cheney has gadgets too. He's got a thermite in that jacket. You know he does!

 

[Hobgoblin]

Putin: "I think...you and I...are destined to do this forever."
Cheney: "You'll have my boot up your ass forever!"

 

[Gilpesh]

I have to go with Putin for the sole fact that he poisoned one of his own men... with RADIATION.