Chicago man fakes his own death to get insurance money, then kills himself anyway

[terry78]

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/fake.death.suicide.2.671129.html


Safe to say old boy made himself the poster child for cruel irony.

 

[DV8]

haha, weird!! sometimes I think about how elaborately faking your own death would be a way to make millions, but then how could you go on living someone else's life?? just one of those things I'd never do but think about

 

[MissHush]

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/fake.death.suicide.2.671129.html


Safe to say old boy made himself the poster child for cruel irony.

no way. people these days. does anyone have common sense? that's pretty bad when faking it makes you do it for real...

 

[DV8]

no way. people these days. does anyone have common sense? that's pretty bad when faking it makes you do it for real...

not if sex is involved

 

[Hush]

Well at least he went out rich.

 

[DV8]

^he pry didn't though . . . bet he didn't even get the chance to enjoy the $$

 

[Hush]

I didnt read the article, so if he did indeed not get to enjoy the money that just sucks.

 

[DV8]

^true dat.

what if the 'suicide' was just another part of his plan would his wife still get the insurance money??? maybe she schemed to murder him and set it up to look like suicide, or maybe the original guy that was 'killed' is actually alive, having had an affair with dude's wife

 

[Hush]

Hang on ill get the batmobile!

 

[DV8]

 

[Hush]

Ok I've been here since 03 but how the **** do you do those icons?

 

[DV8]

Ok I've been here since 03 but how the **** do you do those icons?

LOL!! when you post a reply or quote, you see the smilies on the right hand side? you just click the one you want, but I have some memorized

for instance, the batman one I used is called "brucebat", so if you just type that between two colons [insert], it comes up as so . . . badda bing badda boom

 

[DV8]

see how that smiley face came up when I was just trying to put the colons in parentheses?

 

[Hush]

Thank you my masterbation obessed friend.

 

[DV8]

Thank you my masterbation obessed friend.

anytime *tries to think of *********ion joke*

 

[bullets]

It wasn't guilt that led him to suicide it was the fear of being caught.

 

[MadeManifest]

^true dat.

what if the 'suicide' was just another part of his plan would his wife still get the insurance money??? maybe she schemed to murder him and set it up to look like suicide, or maybe the original guy that was 'killed' is actually alive, having had an affair with dude's wife

Spoiler

I heard that's the twist of "The Happening"

 

[The Spawn]

Wow.

How did he think he was gonna get away with that...

 

[Addendum]

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/fake.death.suicide.2.671129.html


Safe to say old boy made himself the poster child for cruel irony.

10 bucks says this'll be made into an episode for Law and Order next season

 

[The Apocalypse]

Only Jack Bauer can fake his death and make it look cool.

 

[Darkly Dexter]

LMAO! This story is hilarious.

 

[Krypton Girl]

Wow.

How did he think he was gonna get away with that...

The lack of forethought in some human beings never ceases to amaze me either.