Chimp tries to rape female zookeeper

[IRON_Lad]

COPS are investigating a chimp after it tried to RAPE a female zoo keeper.

Terrified Valentina Kirilova had to fight off the sex-crazed primate when he grabbed her as she gave him a banana at Rostov Zoo in Russia.
Horrified

Valentina said of the attack: “I have spent a lot of time around the primates but I’d never imagined that a lonely chimpanzee could see me as a sex object.”
The lusty ape, called Otello, broke the horrified keeper’s wrist as he pulled her into his cage and began to attack her.
“When I tried to pass a banana to him, the chimpanzee grabbed my hand and pulled me into the cage and tried to rape me,” said Valentina.
She was only saved when her screams brought other keepers running, who pulled the furious chimp off her.
Doctors treated Valentina for shock.
Now police are to quiz zoo staff about how the attack happened.
One keeper said: “It’s a serious matter. If that had been a member of the public we would all be in court by now.”

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Just how does a chimp rape a human woman? I mean...the uhmm...physics of it have me curious.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

Usually he would try to force entry of his penis into her vagina. It's kind of simple.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Frisky little bugger!

 

[AnorexicBatman]

My god look at those eyes!!! It's Manson!!!

 

[ferret]

well, chimps are the most aggressive apes, this is not surprising

 

[Eggyman]

I wonder if she was hot? I wonder if hotness has anything to do with who a chimp chooses to rape?

 

[IRON_Lad]

I wonder if she was hot? I wonder if hotness has anything to do with who a chimp chooses to rape?

 

[Eggyman]

Interesting. So, what the picture's telling me is that this chimp has no standards.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Actually that is the woman who had her face ripped off by a chimp.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I think they make a beautiful couple.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

How do they know it wanted to rape her?

 

[Eggyman]

Actually that is the woman who had her face ripped off by a chimp.

Is that a before or after shot?

 

[Eggyman]

How do they know it wanted to rape her?

Imagine your avi in the form of a monkey...

 

[LeperMessiah]

Usually he would try to force entry of his penis into her vagina. It's kind of simple.

*Garth Algar voice* EEEEEWWWW

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Imagine your avi in the form of a monkey...

The chimp was wearing a suit

 

[Majic Walrus]

Wait wait wait... It's only rape if the woman was unwilling right? I think the chimp was just confused. I mean... A woman keeps you in a cage and force feeds you bananas... eventually you're just going to assume she wants you to bugger her.

 

[Eggyman]

It worked for me.

 

[chamber-music]

Interesting. So, what the picture's telling me is that this chimp has no standards.

Who understands chimp logic anyway to a chimp that womens probabley a hot piece of ass.

This is how planet of the apes started one minute there raping are women the next they are running the planet

damn dirty apes its all micheal jacksons fault

 

[Ace of Knaves]

There's more to this story though I feel. I think the bird was giving him the come on, the poor fella.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

A real chimp-tease.

 

[kane9321]

Damn...thats something you dont read everyday!!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

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[Go Web Go!]

I think they make a beautiful couple.

 

[Kane52630]

hmmm. this made me think of that Chappelle stand up where he talked about raping monkeys and something about AIDS as well, it was really funny