"Christian" Review of X3

Discussion in 'X-Men 1, 2 & 3' started by Elijya, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. Elijya

    Elijya Registered

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    hey kiddies, it's time again for that craaaaazy CAP Alert guy, the psycho conservative nutball who reviews movies based on what the bible says is right and wrong. Today we look at X3, which appearently has been very very naughty in the eyes of God!
    http://www.capalert.com/capreports/xmenlaststand_x3.htm


    doesn't humanity just frighten you to death sometimes?
     
  2. WorthyStevens

    WorthyStevens Green Man

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    Hilarious.

    "Child threatening to kill adult," listed under Impudence/Hate.

    :p
     
  3. Yellow Ranger

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    god doesn't like anything,does he? :ghost:
     
  4. ImOverIt

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    Wow, just wow. I can't believe it, but i guess this is what "conservative" criticism is nowadays.
     
  5. tkenji69

    tkenji69 Dropping Hamiltons

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    Actually complimented the movie on the final battle and the special effects.:up: :up:
     
  6. chaseter

    chaseter Esteemed Member

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    These are the same fanatics that call Harry Potter the devil and preach that Santa tears away from Jesus. I am a devout Christian and despise it when fanatical people like that tear down FICTIONal movies and force their beliefs on others.
     
  7. Lightning Strykez!

    Lightning Strykez! Former Mod On Pension Pay

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    Eh, nobody takes that stuff seriously anyway. Except for the people who belived it before they read it.
     
  9. Sunstar

    Sunstar Child of Sun and Star

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    This is what they said about offenses to God:

    :rolleyes:
     
  10. RedIsNotBlue

    RedIsNotBlue Agree to disagree

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    They just get jealous when they see better fiction.
     
  11. ginny_weasley

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    And to think I was about to go offline.

    This is some funny stuff....

    Some goodies I liked under the 'wisdom' list:

    Shouldn't that be under Impudence? :p

    -lol, he counted

    - o good grief, really

    - how dare a child do such a thing! (btw - what scene is he talking about?)

    -also, he left out Kitty's d$#k-head taunt at Juggs :p

    - o, wait, he did catch the Kitty line

    - hahahah, o Phoenix you pesky girl

    - yes, we totally got jipped on the Phoenix Effect...

    Thanks for the warning - because who knows how corrupted we could have been if you hadn't checked. :rolleyes:
     
  12. neemer5

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    I'm surprised by the fac that they weren't affected by the whole "evolution" thing, but I guess they chalked that up to fiction.
    As for the nudity thing, they DO realize that Rebecca Romijn had her naught bits covered up, right? I suspect that they would be offended if EVE was shown nude, just a hunch.
    But the whole homosexuality thing... I mean, come on! Yes, I see the correlation, but while science cannot prove on way or the other that being gay is a mental or biological thing, in this story, mutation is ONLY a biological thing!

    I mean, wow. That is just being a bit paranoid!
     
  13. masterj

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    Drugs/Alcohol (D):

    smoking, repeatedly
    multiple drug injections, most forced

    Lol I can;t belive the listed that as a drug lol. Kids on the street forget your cocaine and heroin cus the Cure is in the street. Lol.
     
  14. RedIsNotBlue

    RedIsNotBlue Agree to disagree

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    So it was okay for the guard to call her a ***** and threaten to mace her? haha
     
  15. Slimfro01

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    For a guy who find Xmen demonic, he sure know a lot about the characters. hhhmm... maybe he did research.

    And how come he though the Jean resurrection thing was bad but Xaviers resurrecion not bad.
     
  16. RedIsNotBlue

    RedIsNotBlue Agree to disagree

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    So its okay for older people to threaten and curse. Makes sense.
     
  17. ginny_weasley

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    ahhh, that must be the scene - thanks :up:

    He's really reaching there - dude, we KNOW it's Mystique, who's probably older than the guard anyway....

    And I wouldn't give him any part of my thumb - he can take the finger.

    EDIT: I just scrolled to the bottom of the page...anyone else reminded of Ned Flanders?
     
  18. onejeremytogo

    onejeremytogo FANBOYS FOREVER!

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    WOW! I can't believe you just put down and entire belief system. You really should be ashamed. That's sick and offensive. Why would you make a comment that insults so many people? I for one am furious to the point where I'm ready to put you on my ignore list and that doesn't happen often. Infact I've never used it.
     
  19. Malus

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    You're...kidding, right?

    Anyway, what a bizarre site. Talk about someone having waaay too much time on his hands. And how about those "Wisdom" charts comparing the three X-Men films? Sheesh!
    It's nuts like this that give intelligent Christians a bad rap.
     
  20. RedIsNotBlue

    RedIsNotBlue Agree to disagree

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    Well it was partly a joke. Your overly defensive reactions is what makes me hate some Christians.
     
  21. britrogue

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    That's crap. I'm a Christian and I see nothing in X3 that should offend the teachings of the bible in any way.
     
  22. Nell2ThaIzzay

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    We're All Going To Hell!
     
  23. Harlekin

    Harlekin Business

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    Wow, I couldn't even get past the first few paragraphs.
     
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  25. Casius--J

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    He takes too long to get on with the criticism so i couldnt be bothered to read all of that.

    I for one AM a christian and i loved x3, watched it 3times and will watch it more when the dvd releases. i dont care what some christian on the net says about it, its a film with positive motives which is good enough for me.
     

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