"Christian" Review of X3

[Elijya]

hey kiddies, it's time again for that craaaaazy CAP Alert guy, the psycho conservative nutball who reviews movies based on what the bible says is right and wrong. Today we look at X3, which appearently has been very very naughty in the eyes of God!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/xmenlaststand_x3.htm


doesn't humanity just frighten you to death sometimes?

 

[WorthyStevens]

Hilarious.

"Child threatening to kill adult," listed under Impudence/Hate.

 

[Yellow Ranger]

god doesn't like anything,does he?

 

[ImOverIt]

Wow, just wow. I can't believe it, but i guess this is what "conservative" criticism is nowadays.

 

[tkenji69]

Actually complimented the movie on the final battle and the special effects.

 

[chaseter]

These are the same fanatics that call Harry Potter the devil and preach that Santa tears away from Jesus. I am a devout Christian and despise it when fanatical people like that tear down FICTIONal movies and force their beliefs on others.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Feh...Meh....

 

[Cyclops]

Eh, nobody takes that stuff seriously anyway. Except for the people who belived it before they read it.

 

[Sunstar]

This is what they said about offenses to God:

# Offense to God (O)
# unnatural/unholy powers to control others and things, including weather, frequent and of varying intensities
# unholy transformation/shape shifting, repeatedly
# unholy resurrection
# pro-evolution
# demonic appearance, repeatedly
# unholy healing, many
# calling righteousness evil [Isa. 5:20]

 

[RedIsNotBlue]

They just get jealous when they see better fiction.

 

[ginny_weasley]

And to think I was about to go offline.

This is some funny stuff....

Some goodies I liked under the 'wisdom' list:

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
incitement to revolt

Shouldn't that be under Impudence?

Impudence/Hate (I)
seven uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary

-lol, he counted

a child delaying compliance with father's instructions long enough to hide what he was doing

- o good grief, really

child threatening to kill adult

- how dare a child do such a thing! (btw - what scene is he talking about?)

-also, he left out Kitty's d$#k-head taunt at Juggs

Sexual Immorality (S)
vulgarity by a child

- o, wait, he did catch the Kitty line

Offense to God (O)
unholy resurrection

- hahahah, o Phoenix you pesky girl

demonic appearance, repeatedly

- yes, we totally got jipped on the Phoenix Effect...

FOLLOWUP: I just got back from setting through the 21-second segment after the credits. While it suggests an X4 as does the ending of the main body of the film it contains nothing of assault on morality or ethics.

Thanks for the warning - because who knows how corrupted we could have been if you hadn't checked.

 

[neemer5]

I'm surprised by the fac that they weren't affected by the whole "evolution" thing, but I guess they chalked that up to fiction.
As for the nudity thing, they DO realize that Rebecca Romijn had her naught bits covered up, right? I suspect that they would be offended if EVE was shown nude, just a hunch.
But the whole homosexuality thing... I mean, come on! Yes, I see the correlation, but while science cannot prove on way or the other that being gay is a mental or biological thing, in this story, mutation is ONLY a biological thing!

I mean, wow. That is just being a bit paranoid!

 

[masterj]

Drugs/Alcohol (D):

smoking, repeatedly
multiple drug injections, most forced

Lol I can;t belive the listed that as a drug lol. Kids on the street forget your cocaine and heroin cus the Cure is in the street. Lol.

 

[RedIsNotBlue]

I think he meant when Mystique turned into a little girl and threatened the guard guy she later kills.

Dumba$$ critic.


Ebert and Roper give him 2 thumbs down.

So it was okay for the guard to call her a ***** and threaten to mace her? haha

 

[Slimfro01]

For a guy who find Xmen demonic, he sure know a lot about the characters. hhhmm... maybe he did research.

And how come he though the Jean resurrection thing was bad but Xaviers resurrecion not bad.

 

[RedIsNotBlue]

I guess he would be considered an elder to be respected?

So its okay for older people to threaten and curse. Makes sense.

 

[ginny_weasley]

I think he meant when Mystique turned into a little girl and threatened the guard guy she later kills.

Dumba$$ critic.


Ebert and Roper give him 2 thumbs down.

ahhh, that must be the scene - thanks

He's really reaching there - dude, we KNOW it's Mystique, who's probably older than the guard anyway....

And I wouldn't give him any part of my thumb - he can take the finger.

EDIT: I just scrolled to the bottom of the page...anyone else reminded of Ned Flanders?

 

[onejeremytogo]

They just get jealous when they see better fiction.

WOW! I can't believe you just put down and entire belief system. You really should be ashamed. That's sick and offensive. Why would you make a comment that insults so many people? I for one am furious to the point where I'm ready to put you on my ignore list and that doesn't happen often. Infact I've never used it.

 

[Malus]

WOW! I can't believe you just put down and entire belief system. You really should be ashamed. That's sick and offensive. Why would you make a comment that insults so many people? I for one am furious to the point where I'm ready to put you on my ignore list and that doesn't happen often. Infact I've never used it.

You're...kidding, right?

Anyway, what a bizarre site. Talk about someone having waaay too much time on his hands. And how about those "Wisdom" charts comparing the three X-Men films? Sheesh!
It's nuts like this that give intelligent Christians a bad rap.

 

[RedIsNotBlue]

WOW! I can't believe you just put down and entire belief system. You really should be ashamed. That's sick and offensive. Why would you make a comment that insults so many people? I for one am furious to the point where I'm ready to put you on my ignore list and that doesn't happen often. Infact I've never used it.

Well it was partly a joke. Your overly defensive reactions is what makes me hate some Christians.

 

[britrogue]

That's crap. I'm a Christian and I see nothing in X3 that should offend the teachings of the bible in any way.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

We're All Going To Hell!

 

[Harlekin]

Wow, I couldn't even get past the first few paragraphs.

 

[Baredevil]

Check out http://www.hollywoodjesus.com for a more balanced Christian review.

 

[Casius--J]

He takes too long to get on with the criticism so i couldnt be bothered to read all of that.

I for one AM a christian and i loved x3, watched it 3times and will watch it more when the dvd releases. i dont care what some christian on the net says about it, its a film with positive motives which is good enough for me.