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Christmas Parodies

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With the holiday season upon us, I just gotta ask . . . So what are some of your favorite parodies of Christmas carols? Bob Rivers releases a Christmas Parody CD almost every Christmas. I have I Am Santa Claus and Another Twisted Christmas on CD at home. They're hilarious and I always listen to them over and over again.

I found this playlist on You Tube. Some of the songs have some VERY adult content, so I'm putting the link in spoiler tags. PLEASE, do not open the spoiler tags and click on the link if you are too young to listen to these songs (if you have to hide the fact that you're listening to these lyrics from your mom, then you're probably too young to listen).


Again, please use some common sense if you choose to click on the link above. I don't want anyone getting into trouble for listening to Dirty Christmas Song or It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Syphilis. Or singing them afterwards for that matter.
 
I love the Dan Band's "I Want To Rock You Hard This Christmas". It becomes part of my regular rotation during the holidays and it still cracks me up. Now I have to go listen to it ...
 
Ages ago Mad Magazine came out with Christmas Bills (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Christmas bills, Christmas bills,
Piled on the floor
Everyday the mailman comes and brings a dozen more
Oh Christmas bills, Christmas bills,
How the stores will swear, when they soon discover that my bank account is bear

Dashing off the cheques
All in great amounts
Mailing them today
Knowing they will bounce
Bill collectors come
Notify my boss
Now they get my salary
My life's a total loss

Oh Christmas bills, Christmas bills,
I'll go broke and then
When next Christmas rolls around
I'll do it all again
 
Ages ago Mad Magazine came out with Christmas Bills (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Christmas bills, Christmas bills,
Piled on the floor
Everyday the mailman comes and brings a dozen more
Oh Christmas bills, Christmas bills,
How the stores will swear, when they soon discover that my bank account is bear

Dashing off the cheques
All in great amounts
Mailing them today
Knowing they will bounce
Bill collectors come
Notify my boss
Now they get my salary
My life's a total loss

Oh Christmas bills, Christmas bills,
I'll go broke and then
When next Christmas rolls around
I'll do it all again

:pal: that was brilliant!!!!

Well here's another by Twisted Sister. HEAVY METAL CHRISTMAS!!!! :D

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grwP8QvI1jY[/YT]
 
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For ComicChick and the Hype Loungers:

Deck the lounge with lots of spamming
Fa La La La La, La La La La
Soon this thread we will be cramming
Fa La La La La, La La La La
'Tis the forum to be trolling
Fa La La, La La La, La La La
All our virtues to be extolling
Fa La La, La La La, La La La

See the crazy posts before us
Fa La La La La, La La La La
Will the mods wipe them for us?
Fa La La La La, La La La La
Follow thoughts with merry laughter
Fa La La, La La La, La La La
To be ridiculed ever after
Fa La La, La La La, La La La

Fast away the newbies pass us
Fa La La La La, La La La La
Do they think they can outlast us?
Fa La La La La, La La La La
We just keep on posting more
Fa La La, La La La, La La La
'Til they're frightened to the core
Fa La La, La La La, La La La
 
Smells Like the Night Before Christmas - Bob Rivers

 
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Bohemian Christmas Rhapsody



or (and this one is different)



The music from both is good, but I found both sets of videos hard to watch.
 
Jingle Hells Bells - Bob Rivers

 
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Walken in a Winter Wonderland...yes, it's about Christopher Walken...yes, I'm too lazy to post the link.
 
Did you mean this one with Jeff Hoover & John Tesh

 
12 Pains of Christmas


For those of us from Baltimore.


Straight No Chaser
 

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