Christmas Special - DarkSentinel Vs Santa Claus

[Piper Maru]

Let me set up the scene for you folks! Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even Sawyer. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Santa Claus would soon be there.

You left St Nicholas delicious cookies and milk on the coffee table with a note saying "For you Santa, Merry Christmas!" You slept dreaming of gifts and joy. The hours went by and suddenly you hear a soft thump on the roof and the jingle of bells. You stealthily leap from your bed and creep towards the living room never leaving the shadows, you watch the fireplace with glee.

A lanky shape crashes down the chimney butt first on the dying embers "Hot damn and cheese" it shouts as it clumsily rolls from the fireplace. You stand in shock and realize it's that weird stoner guy from down the street. You watch DarkSentinel approach the cookies with a weird glimmer in his eyes, he devours them like a some ravenous Velociraptor, he than proceeds to chug the milk.

"What the hell?" you shout angrily, catching DarkSentinel off guard. He looks at you with astonishment and hands you an envelope with T.H.E.M. written on it. "What is this crap?" you question DS, before he replies a twinkling on the roof is heard. The prancing and pawing Reindeer on the roof renews your Christmas joy. Down the chimney Santa Claus comes down with a bound. He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot, a bundle of toys on his back with joy on his face until he see's DarkSentinel.

"You again? Damn vaporhead, you've ruined Christmas for everyone three years in a row" Santa exclaims as he swings his sack of toys and smashes DarkSentinel in the chest, knocking him into the fine China cabinet.

DarkSentinel painfully gets up with fear and tears in his eyes, he angrily shouts at Santa "I'm gonna slam you like apple pie!"

Who wins? You decide!

Here's some appropriate music as you make your Christmas themed decision!

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DarkSentinel

Vs

Santa Claus

Krampus (Surprise guest)

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I always side with the dude with super powers that has a snazzy suit over the demon or the anachronistic hippie "detective"/gas station attendant. Sorry Senty... And Krampus. You're both good peeps but Santa is a living legend.

 

[Human Torch]

Piper's been drinking the Extra strong Egg Nog tonight.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Is this a freestyle battle?

 

[DarkSentinel]

If it is I have this...IN THE BAAAAGGG!!!

 

[Guts]

I always side with the dude with super powers that has a snazzy suit over the demon or the anachronistic hippie "detective"/gas station attendant. Sorry Senty... And Krampus. You're both good peeps but Santa is a living legend.

Santa looks just as demonic as Krampus.

 

[Piper Maru]

Is this a freestyle battle?

Yes it's freestyle, watch as Santa gives the gift of a well-placed neck chop to DarkSentinel.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Why do you hate me, Piper?

 

[Piper Maru]

Who said I hate you? Fact is, I'm your biggest fan. Merry Christmas and have a happy new year!

 

[Guts]

DS is no match for the Claus.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Senty distracts Claus with gingerbread.

Senty wins.

 

[Piper Maru]

"Damn you Kringle, I'll crack you open like a can of Pringles!" DarkSentinel shouts.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Santa ain't got no....claws.

 

[Piper Maru]

Come on folks, don't be shy! Come celebrate the season by casting your votes. Who would win in a three way battle with DarkSentinel, Santa Claus or Krampus? You decide. Currently there are 3 votes for Santa and Krampus, but none for DS.

 

[Sawyer]

Let me set up the scene for you folks! Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even Sawyer. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Santa Claus would soon be there.

You left St Nicholas delicious cookies and milk on the coffee table with a note saying "For you Santa, Merry Christmas!" You slept dreaming of gifts and joy. The hours went by and suddenly you hear a soft thump on the roof and the jingle of bells. You stealthily leap from your bed and creep towards the living room never leaving the shadows, you watch the fireplace with glee.

A lanky shape crashes down the chimney butt first on the dying embers "Hot damn and cheese" it shouts as it clumsily rolls from the fireplace. You stand in shock and realize it's that weird stoner guy from down the street. You watch DarkSentinel approach the cookies with a weird glimmer in his eyes, he devours them like a some ravenous Velociraptor, he than proceeds to chug the milk.

"What the hell?" you shout angrily, catching DarkSentinel off guard. He looks at you with astonishment and hands you an envelope with T.H.E.M. written on it. "What is this crap?" you question DS, before he replies a twinkling on the roof is heard. The prancing and pawing Reindeer on the roof renews your Christmas joy. Down the chimney Santa Claus comes down with a bound. He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot, a bundle of toys on his back with joy on his face until he see's DarkSentinel.

"You again? Damn vaporhead, you've ruined Christmas for everyone three years in a row" Santa exclaims as he swings his sack of toys and smashes DarkSentinel in the chest, knocking him into the fine China cabinet.

DarkSentinel painfully gets up with fear and tears in his eyes, he angrily shouts at Santa "I'm gonna slam you like apple pie!"

Who wins? You decide!

Here's some appropriate music as you make your Christmas themed decision!

[YT]6Se-Xgrvli4[/YT]

DarkSentinel

Vs

Santa Claus

Krampus (Surprise guest)

Fixed

 

[ThePhantasm]

I misread this and voted too soon. I thought you were saying DarkSentinel vs. Santa Claus with a surprise appearance from the cramps. Neither DS nor Santa can stand up to the cramps so I voted for that.

 

[Piper Maru]

Fixed

DarkSentinel approved.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Totally NOT approved by the DarkSentinel Committee of 'Murica.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

This thread is beyond stupid. Everybody knows DarkSentinel doesn't exist.

 

[Piper Maru]

You're telling me everything I've been lead to believe is a lie?!

 

[Sawyer]

You're telling me everything I've been lead to believe is a lie?!

Do you even have to bother with the sad face smiley when you've got that avatar?

 

[Piper Maru]

Do you even have to bother with the sad face smiley when you've got that avatar?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

You're telling me everything I've been lead to believe is a lie?!

I mean, DarkSentinel does exist…don't forget to leave pizza slices out for him.

 

[KevanG]

Alright, I'll give it a spin.

"You've been a very naughty boy this year DS" A voice boomed from the living room "And I feel that you should be made an example of." DS whirled around on his barstool in the kitchen from his fresh cherry pie and dropped his fork. "Santa! They told me you were dead!" DS cried. "No, DS. That was a lie your parents told you in order for you to stop bugging them for an Easy Bake pie oven. I'm alive and well and I brought an old friend to help show you the error of your ways." As he said that, the Krampus stepped out of the shadows and into the kitchen then cracked his horns on the ceiling, slipped on the tiles and knocked himself out. Both DS and Santa stared at the Krampus for a moment then looked at each other. "That... wasn't how that was supposed to happen. Did you just wax your floors?" "Come in and find out fat man!" DS cried while hopping off his barstool and nearly slipping himself. He grabbed onto the counter and swung himself around it and out to the back door. He heard Santa yelling obscenities as he tried to follow and wound up on his back. DS ran for the shed as he knew this day had come and he was prepared. Santa hobbled out the door and looked around for DS but he was nowhere to be found. Suddenly a roar of an engine caught his attention and he whirled around to find DS behind the wheel of a copy of Ash's car from Army of Darkness. It flew towards him from the spring mounted catapult he prepared for just such an occasion. "HO HO HO M***********!!!" DS yelled as he slammed into old Saint Nick with the whirling blades of death sending chunks of Santa all over the place. "That's for not getting me that Easy bake oven." As he climbed out and started vaping in victory, the Krampus clambered out of the house clutching his head. He saw the mess, promptly peed himself and ran away.

Visual reference for Ash's car.
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[Duke]

I've got to side with Santa Claus.