Chuck Norris becomes columnist for WND...no joke!

[Immortalfire]

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52514


Though I'm well aware this could turn into an endless screaming, trolling, fighting, "you're wrong, even though you're right" thread, I had to post it.

 

[Ben Urich]

Incredible.

 

[War Lord]

Chuck Norris doesn't write columns.

He chisels words out of the dictionary until the column appears.

 

[Darthphere]

Brilliant!

 

[Truthteller]

Chuck Norris doesn't write columns.

He chisels words out of the dictionary until the column appears.

Or he chews old nails into letter shapes and spit nails them into sentences and paragraphs on hard planks from old bar room flooring.

 

[bored]

Chuck Norris doesn't write columns.

He chisels words out of the dictionary until the column appears.

Lemme try:

Chuck Norris doesn't write columns. He threatens the page until it says something to appease him.

 

[bulok]

Chuck Norris writes with other people's blood. He does a swift roundhouse kick and the resulting blood splatter writes in perfect cursive

 

[C.F. Kane]

Every time Chuck Norris squints, a Mexican dies.

 

[Mister Sinister]

Chuck Norris's keyboard consists of three keys - T, K and O