Chuck Norris Jokes!!! (and rate)

[Astrø]

Put your Chuck joke and then rate the person above you. Simple right? Ok I will start: Chuck Norris Uper-Cutted a horse and thus created the giraffe.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Chuck Norris was once the subject of an internet fad that supposedly made him out to be a superhuman demigod. It did not last long, nor should it have lasted long.

 

[Spider-X]

Chuck Norris was once the subject of an internet fad that supposedly made him out to be a superhuman demigod. It did not last long, nor should it have lasted long.

that's not a joke...

 

[Manic]

Is it 2005 again?

 

[Honey Vibe]

Spider-X's: 9.2/10

Chuck Norris does not need to work out. With one karate chop, Chuck Norris cuts all calories IN HALF!

 

[oakzap425]

Chuck Norris is so 2005, he saw this thread and was like "wtf, op?!"

 

[Astrø]

Spider-X's: 9.2/10

Chuck Norris does not need to work out. With one karate chop, Chuck Norris cuts all calories IN HALF!

Lol nice! 10/10


When God said: "Let there be light" , Chuck Norris said: "Say Please." t:

 

[chaseter]

Put your Chuck joke and then rate the person above you. Simple right? Ok I will start: Chuck Norris Uper-Cutted a horse and thus created the giraffe.

Why the hell is his right foot a baby foot?

 

[Majic Walrus]

10/10 To Venom Jr.

When Chuck Norris got depressed about his temporary internet fandom going away he roundhouse kicked the internet into believing he was cool again.

 

[Evelisse]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

[Matt Murdock]

0/10

Jack Bauer beat Chuck Norris at a game of Connect Four in three moves.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Double.

 

[Dark Victory]

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris.

 

[CBGB]

5/10

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds because it was past 11:00, he roundhoused kicked it so hard, it turned into a Wendys.

 

[darkseid26]

7/10

when Chuck Norris sleeps with men it's not cause he's gay, it's cause he's ran out of women

 

[Franklin Richards]

6/10

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[mrvlknight21]

7/10

my favorite:

Chuck Norris doesnt believe in Germany.

 

[The Battousai]

More than half of the "jokes" sound like they came from Yakov Smirnoff

 

[RickO'Connell]

Chuck Norris does not need prep time

 

[SuBe]

3/10

When Chuck Norris was offered to be Secretary of Defense, he said no. Because for one, he would never be called Secretary, and two, they wouldn't rename it Chuck Norris.

 

[mrvlknight21]

I guess everybody could just go here for the classic ones.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[RickO'Connell]

3/10

when chuck norris was offered to be secretary of defense, he said no. Because for one, he would never be called secretary, and two, they wouldn't rename it chuck norris.

0 / 0

 

[darkseid26]

3/10

When Chuck Norris was offered to be Secretary of Defense, he said no. Because for one, he would never be called Secretary, and two, they wouldn't rename it Chuck Norris.

7/10


http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp153/achilles26/****.jpg

 

[DDS]

10/10

When Chuck Norris pees, he clogs the toliet.

 

[Astrø]

10/10

When Chuck Norris pees, he clogs the toliet.

Haha! 9/10! Chuck Norris got bit by a cobra and after a 3 painfull hours later the cobra died.