CivIV - Warlords

[CM Punk]

Does anyone else have this? I want to play online with someone

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I don't even have the first entry to this garbage.

 

[CM Punk]

thats why your penis is unused

 

[CM Punk]

10000000000000000

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I...

But...

 

[WhatsHisFace]

10000000000000000

I completely disagree. Have you lost your mind?

 

[CM Punk]

200000000000000000000000?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Okay, now you've said something you can't take back. War has begun. You have NO idea what you started.

DIE SONY LOVER!!!!!

 

[CM Punk]

Did I show you the hentai ******* video?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Yes, and the Penis Mountain, and the Dinosaur porn... yes. All of it.

 

[CM Punk]

Haha, dinosaur porn. Anyways, I bet Tazz could beat everyone's ass.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Taz as in the stupid wrestler?

 

[CM Punk]

Yeah, he'd cripple everyone here but me.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Yeah, look out for those fake punches and special moves that look stupid for ten seconds and then end in a move that wouldn't even hurt.

 

[CM Punk]

He's actually won in shoot (real) fights, one of which was against Kurt Angle, and olympic gold medalist, and a few other against MMA guys, so I mean, he'd cripple everyone

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I'd just have the cops with me, tell them he's an illegal immigrant, and I'd win BIG time.

 

[CM Punk]

He's black, so they'd probably plant drugs up his ******* for you and let you beat him with nightsticks

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I thought he was Mexican.

 

[CM Punk]

He's from Brooklyn, there aren't an mexican's there. They all just hang out in Texas and LA.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

There are Mexicans EVERYWHERE in this country aside from Amish Country and the beaches.

 

[CM Punk]

It's a job stealing invasion.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

At least they're friendly though. If we were being invaded by the japs or the pakistanis we'd have anger management on a continental scale.

 

[SLVRSR4]

I hate the online for all the recent civs. I might buy this when it's 10 in the clearance rack hopefully