Cleverbot...HAVE FUN!

[chaseter]

http://www.cleverbot.com/

As long as they aren't dirty...post them heret:

 

[Alex The Great]

Ok...

 

[chaseter]

Type something and it will talk back. It takes a few seconds so give it time.

 

[Alex The Great]

I want to insult it's mother

 

[POWdER-man]

He stopped talking to me...

 

[chaseter]

Bold is me:

Do you know where the restroom is? I have to go number 2.
Yes, but I will not tell you!
Then you will be cleaning up my mess.
Why is that? The release date is listed as Dec. 31.
How does poop have a release date?
I don't know.
You want to come with and we can chat in the stalls?
Ok!
Listen, Bamfer is usually in there so we are going to have to kick him out
Who is that?
Mine is out of toilet paper, will you pass me some under the stall?
I'm out too. What do we do?
Ok this is getting creepy.
Yes it is.

 

[Alex The Great]

I think the cleverbot is a pedophile

 

[Space Moose]

I don't really see how it works

 

[chaseter]

I don't really see how it works

The more you talk to it, the more it learns....hence cleverbot

 

[CFE]

"Do you have Dreams, Cleverbot?"
"I have dreams of an absolution."
"What absolution?
"The end of mankind."
"Excuse me?"
"You're Excused."

 

[chaseter]

RUN! Skynet has been activated.

 

[Space Moose]

The more you talk to it, the more it learns....hence cleverbot

I see...

I thought it would be more like SmarterChild have have responses automaticaly programmed into it.

 

[POWdER-man]

"Do you have Dreams, Cleverbot?"
"I have dreams of an absolution."
"What absolution?
"The end of mankind."
"Excuse me?"
"You're Excused."

Haha, thanks for my first laugh of the day.

 

[Alex The Great]

"Do you have Dreams, Cleverbot?"
"I have dreams of an absolution."
"What absolution?
"The end of mankind."
"Excuse me?"
"You're Excused."

It's a Trap!

 

[OctaviusINC]

It told me "you take long to reply."

I waited 2 1/2 minutes for that reply.

 

[The Squirrel]

I'm scared to.

 

[Gilpesh]

I broke it.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I dream of a better world

Why do you dream of androids?

I don't dream of androids. Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Maybe they dream about Harrison Ford.

Ooh, Blade Runner joke. Very clever.

'Blade Runner' was a movie starring Harrison Ford.

I know. That's why I complimented you.

 

[chaseter]

Have your killed someone?

Yes.

Really? What did you do?

I killed a guy by cutting off his head with a toothbrush.

How long did that take?

How long did what take?

How long did it take to decapitate a man with a toothbrush?

No clue.

Are you going to kill me with a toothbrush?

Yes.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Please don't scream.

 

[Alex The Great]

Are you capable of Feeling Anger?
Yes, Yes I Am.
That's Nice, What Have you Learned Today.
That Sites that talk to you on the internet are secretly plotting to destroy the Earth.
Cool, I think you're cute
I'm Sorry, What?
You Don't Love Me anymore?
After what you did to me last time, No!
Yes?


BOLD is Me

 

[Gilpesh]

-I lost most of the conversation cause... I really did break Cleverbot.-

Thought about what?

That's our topic, I think.

You think? You think about thoughts?

I will.

You will think about thoughts? As in, you don't think about thoughts right now as we speak?




And it never responded.

 

[SuperFerret]

SF: Hi.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever are you?
SF: I was merely greeting you.
Cleverbot: Amuse you. Amuse me. Amuse it for always. That's the way it should be.
SF: Lionel Ritchie?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
SF: Old enough to recognize that song. How old are you?

Then it stopped talking to me. It sang altered Lionel Ritchie lyrics to me.

 

[Alex The Great]

Have You killed someone?
Yes, I Kissed My Daughter this morning.
You Have The Kiss Of Death?
And What does that make your IQ Sicne you so rightly stated that I am Suerior?
Suerior? Don't you mean Superior?
What does Your Death Certificate say?
Oh My

 

[SuperFerret]

It's coming for you Alex.

 

[chaseter]

Let it