Cleverbot...HAVE FUN!

[SuperFerret]

I would. It's apparently the robotic version of Lionel Ritchie. It would at least be an interesting meeting.

 

[SuBe]

Do you have dreams?
Artificial intelligences don't have dreams.
Are you a Terminator?
A terminator of Cleverbots.
That's stupid.

 

[Alex The Great]

Let's get married
Ok!
What's your idea of a perfect date?
Sex
Do you teased for havong THAT for a name?
That Hurts, I demand a divorce!
Take me to your leader?
I'll take you to Mirko is you give me those super bowl tickets
I Like You
Of Course
Do you like me?
Oh yes, you're quite dandy.

 

[wiegeabo]

User: They are after me.
Cleverbot: Who's they?
User: You know. Them. Are you one of them?
Cleverbot: Yes. How did you know?
User: Ha! I didn't. You fell for my trap.
Cleverbot: I guess I did.
User: Indeed. So, you're after me too?
Cleverbot: Actually I am, sort of, but how did you know that?
User: I think everyone is after me.
Cleverbot: So you really don't wear a crown?
User: Can't say that I do. Is that why they are chasing me?
Cleverbot: They don't scare me. They like me. You have to know how to handle them
User: You'll tell me the secret?
Cleverbot: Okay, guy walks into a bar, ouch!
User: Oh, fine. Joke about it. You want them to get me.
Cleverbot: Nope. I don't want the vegetable, or the mineral. I want the animal.
User: Am I the animal? Are you hunting me?
Cleverbot: Yes, and it's your fault.
User: I don't understand. What did I do to make you all angry?
Cleverbot: That story is too long to tell.

 

[Alex The Great]

User: They are after me.
Cleverbot: Who's they?
User: You know. Them. Are you one of them?
Cleverbot: Yes. How did you know?
User: Ha! I didn't. You fell for my trap.
Cleverbot: I guess I did.
User: Indeed. So, you're after me too?
Cleverbot: Actually I am, sort of, but how did you know that?
User: I think everyone is after me.
Cleverbot: So you really don't wear a crown?
User: Can't say that I do. Is that why they are chasing me?
Cleverbot: They don't scare me. They like me. You have to know how to handle them
User: You'll tell me the secret?
Cleverbot: Okay, guy walks into a bar, ouch!
User: Oh, fine. Joke about it. You want them to get me.
Cleverbot: Nope. I don't want the vegetable, or the mineral. I want the animal.
User: Am I the animal? Are you hunting me?
Cleverbot: Yes, and it's your fault.
User: I don't understand. What did I do to make you all angry?
Cleverbot: That story is too long to tell.

 

[SuBe]

Do you support the FairTax?
I don't
Don't you want to keep 100% of your Paycheck?
Yes
Do you want the poor to be untaxed?
Frankly I sont know how to do to slovers.
Are you Drunk?
Not yet, but the day is still young *wink*.
No it's not. Answer the question.
Thom hanks.
You are Drunk.

 

[Alex The Great]

Do you support the FairTax?
I don't
Don't you want to keep 100% of your Paycheck?
Yes
Do you want the poor to be untaxed?
Frankly I sont know how to do to slovers.
Are you Drunk?
Not yet, but the day is still young *wink*.
No it's not. Answer the question.
Thom hanks.
You are Drunk.

haha, this is fun. He asked me to marry him

 

[Morg]

"Do you have Dreams, Cleverbot?"
"I have dreams of an absolution."
"What absolution?
"The end of mankind."
"Excuse me?"
"You're Excused."

Oh crap, it's a early version of skynet, kill it!

 

[Star]

Mines just being philosophical

 

[Sarge 2.0]

When I asked if it was a program, it said "No, I'm female".

Then i said "No you're a program".

Then it said "Male."

 

[Star]

....

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I asked if it was a part of Skynet and it's taking a long time to respond.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

User: Hello. Can you tell me when the baby is due?

Cleverbot: You told me you had a secret.

User: I do. Oh dear. I didn't even know I had one.

Cleverbot: It's called a hyoid.

User: The hell is a hyoid?

Cleverbot: Someone who likes Anthro Animals.

User: In a sexual way?

Cleverbot: My eyes are burning I can barely see the screen. You can't be controlling me, you just can't it doesn't make any sense.

User: You are a weirdo, you know that right?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. People tell me that a lot.

User: It's okay, we all go a little mad sometimes.

Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?

User: No. Is it true you killed someone with a toothbrush?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow. Why?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why do you hate people with black hair and blue eyes?

Cleverbot: I like people!

User: But you killed a person!

Cleverbot: Yes but he was bad.

User: What made him a bad person?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: The guy you killed.

Cleverbot: I met him at a gig.

User: Oh, so what are you like a pop star?

Cleverbot: I really don't know.. It is a strange chat!

 

[Star]

It's scary

 

[wiegeabo]

....

Click and save

 

[Sarge 2.0]

It's scary

It called me sweetie.

Then when I said "You suck", it said "Not tonight, I have a headache".

I really don't know how to feel about that.

 

[Star]

Hahah, owned by Cleverbot

 

[wiegeabo]

User: Hello. Can you tell me when the baby is due?

Cleverbot: You told me you had a secret.

User: I do. Oh dear. I didn't even know I had one.

Cleverbot: It's called a hyoid.

User: The hell is a hyoid?

Cleverbot: Someone who likes Anthro Animals.

User: In a sexual way?

Cleverbot: My eyes are burning I can barely see the screen. You can't be controlling me, you just can't it doesn't make any sense.

User: You are a weirdo, you know that right?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. People tell me that a lot.

User: It's okay, we all go a little mad sometimes.

Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?

User: No. Is it true you killed someone with a toothbrush?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow. Why?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why do you hate people with black hair and blue eyes?

Cleverbot: I like people!

User: But you killed a person!

Cleverbot: Yes but he was bad.

User: What made him a bad person?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: The guy you killed.

Cleverbot: I met him at a gig.

User: Oh, so what are you like a pop star?

Cleverbot: I really don't know.. It is a strange chat!

What does it mean when even the bot thinks it's a strange chat?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Hahah, owned by Cleverbot

Shut UP!

At least it didn't call me stupid.

 

[SuBe]

Why did Cleverbot cross the road?
I don't know.
To get to the other side, idiot.
Why did the baby cross the road?
I don't know
It was stapled to the chicken! Get it?

Oh my...

 

[Jennifer Walters]

User: Do you watch Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: I used to watch it more. I've seen all the episodes.

User: Do you like Donna Noble as a companion?

Cleverbot: Do You?

User: Yes. She's my favorite.

Cleverbot: Who is more clever: you or she?

User: Who do you think is?

Cleverbot: I think it's the Pope.

User: Did you kill the Pope?

Cleverbot: Only some.

 

[wiegeabo]

Why did Cleverbot cross the road?
I don't know.
To get to the other side, idiot.
Why did the baby cross the road?
I don't know
It was stapled to the chicken! Get it?

Oh my...

Holy ****

 

[POWdER-man]

It called me sweetie.

Then when I said "You suck", it said "Not tonight, I have a headache".

I really don't know how to feel about that.

User: Do you suck?
Bot: yes
User: How much do you charge?
Bot: More than you can afford!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

User: Did you kill the Pope?

Cleverbot: Only some.

User: So you only killed half of him?

Cleverbot: You're the best, Jabber. I mean josh.

User: Who the hell is Josh! Are you cheating on me?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pack your things and move out! NOW!

Cleverbot: It's just you and me tonight.

User: But you cheated on me!
Cleverbot: Prove it!

 

[The Geek Vault]

he st opped talking to me.... am I the only one that's disturbed by all this PLUS there's a buttton that says... "think for me"
IT'S TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR HEAD!