Cleverbot...HAVE FUN!

[Alex The Great]

Why did Cleverbot cross the road?
I don't know.
To get to the other side, idiot.
Why did the baby cross the road?
I don't know
It was stapled to the chicken! Get it?

Oh my...

Holy ****!

User: Do you suck?
Bot: yes
User: How much do you charge?
Bot: More than you can afford!

HA!

 

[SuperFerret]

I'm beginning to think that there's no "bot", just other people talking to you thinking that you're Cleverbot.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Me: Brad Pitt or Zac Efron?
Yes but I am a she.
Me: Holy christ! You are Brad Pitt and you are a girl?
Yes.
Me: You hide it well!

 

[wiegeabo]

he st opped talking to me.... am I the only one that's disturbed by all this PLUS there's a buttton that says... "think for me"
IT'S TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR HEAD!

*presses think for me button*

...I love Cleverbot

 

[Gilpesh]

I'm beginning to think that there's no "bot", just other people talking to you thinking that you're Cleverbot.

Now that would be pretty Clever.

 

[POWdER-man]

I'm beginning to think that there's no "bot", just other people talking to you thinking that you're Cleverbot.

I was thinking the same thing. Especially after arguing for a couple of minutes with the Cleverbot over who is the robot.

 

[SuBe]

I'm beginning to think that there's no "bot", just other people talking to you thinking that you're Cleverbot.

That makes a lot of sense

 

[SuBe]

I just asked, then they asked for my name. I asked for their Bank Account number

 

[SuperFerret]

I'm just sexually harrassing it now. If I'm right, there's some poor sap out there that thinks that a robot is hitting on them.

 

[Gilpesh]

There must be one bot somewhere.... if it is just a large Turning Test.

 

[SuBe]

I just typed this:

This Cleverbot is fake. It's not real AI, it's people. Just like Random Text Messages.

 

[SuBe]

I'm typing the same thing over and over again.

 

[POWdER-man]

I'm just sexually harrassing it now. If I'm right, there's some poor sap out there that thinks that a robot is hitting on them.

No means no!...

Actually I have been insulting them all night because I haven't found a "bot" that was very funny.

 

[Gilpesh]

Now, I'm pretending to be SuBe...

 

[SuBe]

You wish you could be me.

 

[Gilpesh]

You wish you could be me.

Heck. If it is all random people, then it will eventually get to you.

 

[POWdER-man]

It's not hard, you just have to constantly talk about Fairtax.

 

[POWdER-man]

I just got this comment from the "bot".

30 dollars? I don't have dollars. Romania is in Europe, remember? Only Euros or the local money.

 

[SuperFerret]

I just typed this:

This Cleverbot is fake. It's not real AI, it's people. Just like Random Text Messages.

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

 

[fu manchu]

User: Have you ever love someone?

Cleverbot: No, I've not.

User: Hahaha.....you suck, loser!

Cleverbot: You're mean.

wow....cleverbot is a wuss.

 

[SuperFerret]

SF: I'm William Shatner.
CB: That's not an idea.
SF: That's not an idea.
CB: That's not a real QUESTION!
SF: That's not a real QUESTION!
CB: Wow, how'd you get so clever?
SF: Wow, how'd you get so clever?

Let's see if childish actions get to it.

 

[SuBe]

I think everyone here should just type in their Screen Name over and over until one of us sees it. First one that sees another Hype Poster, I'll buy you a shot.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'll do it.

 

[SuperFerret]

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Hyper cool.

 

[SuBe]

Ha.