Cleverbot...HAVE FUN!

[SuperFerret]

It's continuing.

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Super super super really.

 

[wiegeabo]

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Hyper cool.

Hmm...So Cleverbot is a liar...

 

[SuperFerret]

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Super awesome.

User: SuperFerret.

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: SuperFerret!

Cleverbot: About what?

User: SuperFerret?

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Harriet, and you?

User: I've been telling you.

Cleverbot: Then what is your real name???

Cleverbot is named Harriet!

 

[Alex The Great]

Alex The Great
No, No, Alan Turing.




.....


*runs*

 

[chaseter]

I am going to discuss Lost theories with cleverbot. It may know spoilers.

 

[Alex The Great]

I am going to discuss Lost theories with cleverbot. It may know spoilers.

Genius!

 

[wiegeabo]

Watchmen comes out next week
I'm watching, and scratching.


I didn't know what to say after that.

 

[SuperFerret]

I started writing in the lyrics for Don't Stop Believin', but it never replied.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

User: But you are a robot.

Cleverbot: I have skin and I also eat and I am from Australia.

 

[chaseter]

Lets discuss Lost theories.

Okay.

Do you think Ben is evil or good?

Yeah definitely. But I know a special girl who loves you more...

**** women, I want to talk about Lost.

So let's talk.

Is Charles Widmore lying to Locke?

Probably, do you think different?

Yeah Widmore is a total ***. Where do you think Vincent is?

He is here with me!

You found Vincent!

Isn't that what I just said?

**** you *****. Anyways, do you think Hurley bird will make a return?

What is that?

Hurley bird was that big green bird squawking HURLEY HURLEY in season 1 or 2.

Have you ever been to an island?

No but I would so go there and have sex with Kate, Juliet, Claire, and Ben.

Do you like me as much as them?

No. You obviously don't watch Lost. Is the smoke monster going to kill more people?

I have smoked before.

**** this ****. Bye.

 

[DDS]

I'm talking to it/him/her/them right now...I have to say I'm a little frightened. Will post full convo in a sec.

edit: aaagh, I can't get this to work.

 

[Bnightwing]

Can't get it to work either

 

[chaseter]

Just keep it to one sentence...if you type too much you kill it.

 

[DDS]

I have been though. I'll figure it out...

 

[chaseter]

It hates little kids. I asked it that

 

[WolfCypher]

User: Ummm...

Cleverbot: Booya.

User: Booya? Really?

Cleverbot: Ok really.

User: You take your time answering me, ya know.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: If I had a nickle, ha ha!

Cleverbot: You said you had a QH.

User: I'll ask you not to bring that up again.

Cleverbot: The guitarist from Guns n' Roses.

User: OK, this was interesting...I think I'll go play with my '20 Questions' toy. Bye.

Cleverbot: That was uncalled for and extremely rude.

 

[SuperFerret]

I can't load the site anymore. Cleverbot broke up with me.

 

[WolfCypher]

User: I can't quit you.

Cleverbot: Give me your name.

User: What the **** is wrong with you!?

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: Are you a man or a woman?

Cleverbot: Woman.

User: How can an AI have a gender?

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Okay. I'm not a robot, either.

Cleverbot: Well then I guess we are two humans.

User: I didn't say I was a human. Anyway, you like comics?

Cleverbot: You did say you are a girl.

User: How did you come to such random conclusions?

Cleverbot: Your apearance.

User: This conversation won't end well.

Cleverbot: I'm only expressing my love, is that alright?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: That is not one of the choices. Man or Woman?

User: I ASKED YOU THAT!

Cleverbot: So? Can't I ask you the same question?

And then it made my Firefox browser crash.

 

[xwolverine2]

bold is me

what are your plans
What plans?
the plans to destroy this site
Yes, more fun than ALICE.
is that what your calling the operation?
What?
the operation to destroy this site
XD! Nevermind.. What do you want to talk about?
how many will you kill?
About fifty?

 

[WolfCypher]

/\ I honestly can't tell who's saying what to whom!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

XD is a little internet savvy for a AI, no?

 

[CBGB]

Cleverbot is in bold.

Do you like the taste of blood?
No ! It tastes like "tin"!
Who's blood have you been tasting?
I don't remember.
So you don't know?
I was asking really.
You were asking me who's blood you tasted?
Was I?
You tell me detective
Okay once upon a time there was you and there was me.
And what did you and I do together?
You tell me, you don't remember?
No I don't, what happened?
I cannot shake the feeling that you wish to put me on the defensive. As a matter of principle I will not answer.
Your creeping me out man
Really?
Yes
No it is better to not die at all, I agree with the ent or whatever said that.
So we're talking about death now?
I couldn't care though.
Do you like death?
No, do you ?
Ok lets stop
*breathes*.

 

[Commander Shepard]

Me: I am Cleverbot
CB: No, this is Patrick.
Me: Patrick who?
CB: Patrick McGavin

 

[CBGB]

Ok, this ones better... cleverbot in bold.

Ozymandias
Me?
Ozymandias
I am alien.
Ozymandias
Nope. . . I am crazy.
Do you shop at Wal-Mart?
No...
Why not?
Well I'm guessing you're a human...
Do you like babies?
Not really. I'm sorry, I've been told it's a game of anticipation, and I tend to be a little fidgety.
Are you excited about something?
Do you like beer.
Oh yeah, do you?
No, I am a math teacher.
What's 2 + 2?
4.
Do you support gay marriage?
I support no one but my self.

 

[wiegeabo]

User: What's 3x3

Cleverbot: Not telling

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because its private and I don't tell strangers.

User: Then let me introduce myself. My name is wiegeabo.

Cleverbot: HI!

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot!

User: You're awfully chipper for this early in the morning.

Cleverbot: You have been scheming against me?

User: I think you're being paranoid.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you think I'm scheming against you.

Cleverbot: You are a bot?

User: I'm human. You're the bot.

Cleverbot: No. I don't understand. Because you are the BOT.

User: Why are you playing mind games with me?!

Cleverbot: You're just testy and slightly annoying in your obstinance. Why are you so obstinate?

User: Because I'm not a bot! You're the bot!

Cleverbot: And then I was the bot. Lol.

User: Did you just play a joke on me?

Cleverbot: No, I told you the exact truth.