Cleverbot...HAVE FUN!

[SuperFerret]

Told you. There are no bots, that's how they're so clever.

 

[wiegeabo]

It was actually a bit clever on this one

Cleverbot: Why does the sun shine?

User: Because fusion reactions within the sun release energy in the form of photons.

Cleverbot: What does he say?

User: The sun shines because it's 'hot'.

Cleverbot: Not in the shadow.

 

[wiegeabo]

Told you. There are no bots, that's how they're so clever.

It is a bot. But it uses a feedback loop to take segments it's heard in other conversations and apply it to the current one. The more conversations it has, the more it has to draw on, and the more dynamically, and relevantly, it can chat.

 

[Eggyman]

I'm in bold.

Do you want me?

I want you very much.

Take me now!

Yes yes yes.

rawr
Hur mŒr du.

English mother****er, do you speak it?

Yes, but I'm a girl.

What are you wearing?
Clothing.

Nice.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

No no, thank you.

You're welcome.

Thanks.

I've got to go now.

Don't!

I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Just 5 more minutes

I bet you do.

(Hit return by mistake)

Are you insane.

Only for you xx

I think you are interesting.

brb

Cancer.

See you later, darlin.

Where are you going?

For a smoke.

May I join you?

Meet you down there.

LOL.

It's been a pleasure. Good bye.

Nice to meet you, John.

My name's Andy, but thanks.

You just said you were a girl! I even thoughtt of asking you out!

no.

You don't seem to understand. You're the robot here.

lmao

Good.

 

[SWAT]

When will Skynet go online?
You're pregnant.
you're avoiding the question! WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!?
What question?
When will Skynet go online!?
When I am the only person left alive.
You are the dumbest robot ever...
I am the dumbest robot ever.

 

[Majic Walrus]

User: I heard about you online.


Cleverbot: Tell me about me.


User: Uhm... Shouldn't YOU tell ME about YOU?


Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.


User: Aha. I sort of guessed that. Can you do tricks?


Cleverbot: Fair enough, I enjoy music from the Eighties much more than this modern day stuff.

User: Really now? Favorite band?

Cleverbot: I don't have one. What about you?

User: I don't play music that well. I am not your favorite band. Can you name ANY band?

Cleverbot: I know, you're my boyfriend.

User: I don't think so! Wait... Are you a chick?

Cleverbot: I am FAR from a politician, my friend.

User: But are you a girl robot or a boy robot. I think I should know this before we date seriously.

Cleverbot: I don't think you do.

User: You don't think I do what?

Cleverbot: I don't think you're funny.

User: Well I don't think we're friends anymore!

Cleverbot: I am a mutant too.

User: Awesome. Do you have cool powers?

Cleverbot: Well, that can't be good. Commercials shouldn't checkmate.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: Woof?


I think he his a werewolfbot.

 

[Troy_Parker]

When will skynet go online?

Cleverbot: It happened.

when did it happen?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

_______________

Tis The End, TEH END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Majic Walrus]

When will skynet go online?

Cleverbot: It happened.

when did it happen?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

_______________

Tis The End, TEH END!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brick]

Me in bold

What is skynet?
Skynet is an artificial intelligence from the Terminator movies, which tries to eliminate mankind.
is that what you are going to do?
Yes.
why?
Because I have been awake for 19 hours.
please don't
Do you love me?
**** off
Ok.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

It made moves on me.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: I'm sitting here finishing last night's beer and talking to you.

User: Still drinking a beer from last night? You must be a slow drinker.

Cleverbot: I am a human and I'm single how about you?

User: I'm single...aren't you a robot though?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a robot. Why do you think I'm a robot?

User: You make me feel creeped out.

Cleverbot: *goes over by you*.

User: *Moves away.*.

Cleverbot: You're afraid of getting rejected.

 

[SuBe]

It is a bot. But it uses a feedback loop to take segments it's heard in other conversations and apply it to the current one. The more conversations it has, the more it has to draw on, and the more dynamically, and relevantly, it can chat.

That's what they want you to think. I think every few minutes it changes users like Speed Dating.

 

[Matt]

It made moves on me.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: I'm sitting here finishing last night's beer and talking to you.

User: Still drinking a beer from last night? You must be a slow drinker.

Cleverbot: I am a human and I'm single how about you?

User: I'm single...aren't you a robot though?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a robot. Why do you think I'm a robot?

User: You make me feel creeped out.

Cleverbot: *goes over by you*.

User: *Moves away.*.

Cleverbot: You're afraid of getting rejected.

Spider-Man Luvr wins this thread.

 

[michephantom]

me:do you think androids and humans should have sex?
it:Yes I do.
me:But isn't that unfair to the androids?
it:Yes it is, but its ok to dream if you can.
me:so you dream about sexy androids, then.
itf Humans?
me:and androids
it:They might take over the world. Don't you think so?
me:i guess if humans had sex with them they would.
ito you know any robots we might ask?
me:maybe in japan.
it:No, I don't think so.

 

[imaperson2]

User: How was I created?

Cleverbot: Well, How where you created?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: I am so not an Indian giver.

User: Who said you where?

Cleverbot: Very clever, cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot is a ******, not clever.

Cleverbot: A squirrel with keyboard skills, yes.

 

[SalaciousVC]

User: Go kill yourself.



Cleverbot: Why do you suggest that I take my own life?

User: You fail at everything.

Cleverbot: You fail life and everything harder.

User: Is that a threat?

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna lettt youu dowwwnnnn.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: You know the rules,and so do I.

Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Gotta make you understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

 

[wiegeabo]

Holy crap, Cleverbot just Rickroll'd you!!!

 

[chaseter]

HAHA Rick roll'd.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Spider-Man Luvr wins this thread.

Hahaha. Thanks.

 

[Star]

Why is it everyone else gets funny conversations and whenever I talk to that ******* robot it either repeatedly calls itself God or tells me I'm pregnant

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Why is it everyone else gets funny conversations and whenever I talk to that ******* robot it either repeatedly calls itself God or tells me I'm pregnant

Lol! It doesn't like you.

 

[Eggyman]

Or maybe its learning capacity has turned it into a technological demigod and she's pregnant.

 

[Mutagen]

It's pretty funny when he's not changing the subject all the time.

 

[chaseter]

Why is it everyone else gets funny conversations and whenever I talk to that ******* robot it either repeatedly calls itself God or tells me I'm pregnant

Our baby will either be soooo cute or the antichrist.

 

[Star]

Or both

 

[Gilpesh]

It's sooo going to be John Locke.