Cockpuncher - Trailer (New Steven Seagal DTDVD movie!)

[Hunter Rider]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBsWApdOdm8&eurl=http://movie-list.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22104

 

[Mr. Credible]

holy cock.

that is the best thing i have ever seen.

no lie. i'm glad steven segal is finally embracing his b-movie status, and not trying to do "good" straight to dvd movies.

 

[Twitch]

t:

 

[Apollo]

What The Hell!!!? t:

 

[Mister J]

Cock Knocker is not pleased by this titling.


Oh, and Good Lord.

 

[Joker]

I dont think this is an actual movie. It was a sketch that played an intergral part of The Onion Movie.

 

[Jackasscoley15]

Damnit! Someone needs to start a petition to get this made, ASAP! This could be better than Snakes on a Plane.

 

[Zacky]

Its going to be in The Onion Movie dvd


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[bullets]

That's kind of cool . If it was an actual movie i couldnt imagine watching it for more than ten minutes. kudos to seagal for having a sense of humour.

 

[Lobo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBsWApdOdm8&eurl=http://movie-list.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22104

Cock Knocker is not pleased by this titling.


Oh, and Good Lord.

"Don't **** with the jedi master"

 

[Mr. Credible]

damn... i thought this was a whole movie... but that preview for "the onion movie" didn't look completely unwatchable.

 

[Poeman]

YES!!!!!!!!! hahaha

 

[Maximus One]

Cock Knocker is not pleased by this titling.


Oh, and Good Lord.

thats exactly what i was thinking! how awesome would a cockknocker movie be or i mean a "BluntMan and Chronic" movie seriously that **** would be str8 up golden

 

[Thundarr]

Damnit! Someone needs to start a petition to get this made, ASAP! This could be better than Snakes on a Plane.

Agreed! This would actually be a great way to resurrect Seagal's acting career. Show people that he has a sense of humor, and that he can poke fun at himself.

Then he needs to start making GOOD action movies again. I would suggest a remake of the Chuck Norris classic, "The Hero & The Terror". He can play the role of the cop (previously played by Norris) who, due to a fortuitous accident, earns the nickname "The Hero" when he is credited for capturing serial killer "The Terror" Simon Moon (I would cast someone really big in that role, like WWE Superstar The Great Kali).

 

[TheDreamMaster]

What a random thread to resurrect. I actually own The Onion movie. It's not that great but has some really memorable jokes at the same time.

 

[Oneironaut]