Colon Clense / Acai Berry

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Hey, just giving people on here a healthy warning...

that "free trial" offer, they are doing for this BS products, stay away.

The wife, wanted to lose some extra weight before our wedding, even though she's a size 4? So she saw this, and without doing any research, she ordered them. It was a two for one thing, Colon Clense 3000 and Acai Berry

Well, it took 13 days to get the pills, the next day, she checked her bank account, besides the shipping and handeling they took out, they both took out roughly $90...

she franticly called them, they both said "since it was the 14th day, and she never returned the products, they are charging her for them"

It took 13 days to get the product, so how could she "try" them, then return them in time?

She argued with them, and finally Colon Clense refunded their 90... but not for the Acai Berry, that now, is a different company.

She called them, the operator spoke crap english, and refused to refund at first, saying she didn't cancel intime, even though she did call on the 14th day, but they said since they charged her they won't do it... I got on the phone, and demanded to talk to the supervisor. This indian woman refused at first, but after I demeaned her, she did...

the supervisor FINALLY agreed to refund the money, but we had to send the bottle back to their "billing department" then write the "billing department" an email...

well, we returned it, and sent the email... it's now been two weeks, no refund, and they are now acting like they never got the pills back, even though we sent it "certified" and he have proof that they got it...

anyone got any ideas on what to do? $90 isn't breaking the bank or anything, but still... that's $90 bucks that could be spent on groceries, gas, or diapers... I wish I would have known before she ordered them, a quick google shows they have multiple lawsuits against them, and have an F rating at the BBB....

stay away, these products don't work, and they are scams to steal money from you
 
If you and your wife are interested I'm working with a Nigerian fellow to get millions of dollars sent to me. :up:
 
:lmao:

Heh...heh... No seriously... File a complaint with your state Attorney General's office.
 
yeah, we should.... Florida filed, and won a 350,000 one against Acai Berry, and part of the lawsuite required them to stop what I described up above... and clearly they haven't....

anytime you deal with someone from India as the customer service rep, don't do business with them...
 
I disagree with that sentiment. Many, even most, reputable big business use overseas or outsourced companies for customer service. It doesn't mean that there's necessarily going to be a problem, but research before a purchase is ALWAYS necessary.
 
I disagree with that sentiment. Many, even most, reputable big business use overseas or outsourced companies for customer service. It doesn't mean that there's necessarily going to be a problem, but research before a purchase is ALWAYS necessary.

they do it... so the customer get's mad, and just hangs up.... why do I have to slowly, spell my name six times!!!! becaue they can pay these people 1.25 a day?
 
they do it... so the customer get's mad, and just hangs up.... why do I have to slowly, spell my name six times!!!! becaue they can pay these people 1.25 a day?

Not all companies operate that way though. In this case it's probably true to a certain degree... Executives don't manage customer service issues because they're really not concerned with them. Sins of omission I suppose. :csad:
 
So you spent all that money, and she didn't even poop food she ate when she was 2?
 
Not all companies operate that way though. In this case it's probably true to a certain degree... Executives don't manage customer service issues because they're really not concerned with them. Sins of omission I suppose. :csad:


Forgieners w/ bad english, and computerized services are all the rage these days..

how refreshing is it, to call a 1-800 customer serivce number, and actually get a real person, who is in America.... it's a rarity, but wow, it's like a breathe of fresh air when that happens....
 
If you call a companies customer service and get someone from India, just demand to be transferred to someone in the US. My wife does this all the time and they transfer her back. It does get frustrating when they speak very broken English and you are constantly repeating themselves.


Oh and weight loss pills are some of the biggest scams around.
 
So you spent all that money, and she didn't even poop food she ate when she was 2?


my mom is a RN at a hospital and she works in the GI lab... the doctors laugh at these products and the claims they makes.... all they do is give you the runs...
 
Nah, you want a real colon cleanse you gotta go in to see one of them butt doctors and get the rotoruter treatment.
 
Nah, you want a real colon cleanse you gotta go in to see one of them butt doctors and get the rotoruter treatment.


just buy a toliet snake from Home Depot for 19.99.... and get a thick rope to bite down on... :dry:
 
Or, and I think this is the best way to deal with it, resign yourself to the fact that, as a living, breathing, human animal, you are always gonna be full of s**t.
 
my mom is a RN at a hospital and she works in the GI lab... the doctors laugh at these products and the claims they makes.... all they do is give you the runs...

Tell your mom to hook me up w/ a job there :heart:

Acai works if you want some antioxidants, but I've never heard of any cleansing properties. Acai is a fad fruit. They come into poularity and fade away when the newest fruit hits the stands. Before acai, it was noni and goji.
 
kind or reminds me of when Homer liked those apple sauce energy bars...

"the power of apple"
 
my mom is a RN at a hospital and she works in the GI lab... the doctors laugh at these products and the claims they makes.... all they do is give you the runs...
I laugh at all of the newfangled bottled water my bf gets, because we humans have been living on plain ol' water for millennia and doing just fine, thank you. And all of those ions and stuff they tout should run a water-powered alarm clock better than regular water but....that's about it.

I highly doubt our ape ancestors would ever do a "colon cleanse." :dry: As long as you eat fruits and vegetables regularly, you should be good.
 
you mean the people who spam me endlessly on MSN are scammers? omg.
 
well, good news... the wife called them back yesterday, telling them, if they don't refund the money, her bank will make them refund the money, and report this as fruad..... they, I guess, in a smart ass way said "sure, if you can have the bank call us"... she, being at the bank at the time, handed the phone to the bank manager, and he gave it to them.... the money is back in her account this morning...

thank you Chase bank!!!
 
they, I guess, in a smart ass way said "sure, if you can have the bank call us"... she, being at the bank at the time, handed the phone to the bank manager, and he gave it to them.... the money is back in her account this morning...

thank you Chase bank!!!
Nice. :hehe: :up: :awesome:
 

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