COMPLAINT: Mike Meyers Still Alloweed To Make Films!

[Fettastic]

I just can't stand this guy. Yeah he was mildly amusing in the Wayne's World films, but everything he's done since then has been pure, unadulterated CRAPOLA! Now it sounds like he's going to ruin another great premise after defecating on Cat in the Hat:

"Paramount Pictures has signed Mike Meyers to star in the comedy HOW TO SURVIVE A ROBOT UPRISING.

The story centers on a technical administrator who has the thankless job of sounding warnings against the growing presence of robots and researching ways to keep those robots from taking over.


The script by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant is based on a manual written by Daniel H. Wilson, a doctoral candidate at the Robotics Institute of Carnegie Mellon University."
http://www.cinescape.com/0/editoria...tion=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=51102

Human *****ebag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"based on a manual written by Daniel H. Wilson, a doctoral candidate at the Robotics Institute of Carnegie Mellon University."

Hahahaha. Sounds hilarious.

 

[huskerwebhead]

Shrek and Shrek 2 were hilarious.

 

[Mentok]

"Paramount Pictures has signed Mike Meyers to star in the comedy HOW TO SURVIVE A ROBOT UPRISING.

The story centers on a technical administrator who has the thankless job of sounding warnings against the growing presence of robots and researching ways to keep those robots from taking over.


The script by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant is based on a manual written by Daniel H. Wilson, a doctoral candidate at the Robotics Institute of Carnegie Mellon University."
http://www.cinescape.com/0/editoria...tion=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=51102

Im sold on the idea, sign me up

 

[huskerwebhead]

"I will make movies wether you like it or not...and you will laugh at my robot humor."

 

[Fettastic]

Shrek and Shrek 2 were hilarious.

I agree, but I don't think he had much to do with that. The couple of lines that felt improvised were stupid.

 

[Motown Marvel]

apparently he's suppose to play keith moon in a ketih moon bio-pic.

 

[PLAS]

I just can't stand this guy. Yeah he was mildly amusing in the Wayne's World films, but everything he's done since then has been pure, unadulterated CRAPOLA! Now it sounds like he's going to ruin another great premise after defecating on Cat in the Hat:

"Paramount Pictures has signed Mike Meyers to star in the comedy HOW TO SURVIVE A ROBOT UPRISING.

The story centers on a technical administrator who has the thankless job of sounding warnings against the growing presence of robots and researching ways to keep those robots from taking over.


The script by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant is based on a manual written by Daniel H. Wilson, a doctoral candidate at the Robotics Institute of Carnegie Mellon University."
http://www.cinescape.com/0/editoria...tion=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=51102

Human *****ebag

just by the title of the movie I'm sold

 

[PLAS]

apparently he's suppose to play keith moon in a ketih moon bio-pic.

didn't he do that already? it was called Austin Powers

 

[Fettastic]

apparently he's suppose to play keith moon in a ketih moon bio-pic.

Someone needs to tie his ass up and ship it to Bin Laden to do with as he wishes.

 

[블라스]

I love Wayne's World 1 and 2, and the Austin Powers series.

 

[Fettastic]

I love Wayne's World 1 and 2, and the Austin Powers series.

I thought the WW films were moderately entertaining, but the Austin Powers films were PAINFULLY unfunny. By the third film apparently cameos in and of themselves are supposedly side-splittingly hilarious. I don't get it.

 

[블라스]

Different taste I guess.

 

[Mentok]

I thought the WW films were moderately entertaining, but the Austin Powers films were PAINFULLY unfunny. By the third film apparently cameos in and of themselves are supposedly side-splittingly hilarious. I don't get it.

 

[huskerwebhead]

LMFAO!!!

 

[Fettastic]

Feel like explaining the intricate depth of Myers humour to this ignorant ****? What exactly am I missing? I could never get my head around the idea of a short, repulsively ugly guy who for some reason hot babes can't wait to screw. WTF?

 

[Flame on!]

I take it no-one has seen So I Married An Axe-Murderer then...

 

[D'Artagnan]

Problem is, Wayne's World and Austin Powers are one-joke movies. It's a funny joke, but it is only one.

 

[PLAS]

the problem with his movies are that they are just meant to be funny, and that's about it, ridiculous, stupid, tacky and stupid

 

[JackBauer]

he's definitely overrated, as are the Shrek movies.

 

[Mr. Credible]

"based on a manual written by Daniel H. Wilson, a doctoral candidate at the Robotics Institute of Carnegie Mellon University."

Hahahaha. Sounds hilarious.

it really is. it's written as a competely serious (if not a bit tongue in cheek) manual for "how to suvive the robot uprising". even going as far as to give you the advice: never trust a 6'4" humannoid with an Austrian accent and sunglasses. not ever.

 

[Mr. Credible]

oh, and mike meyers, while not everyone's cup of tea, is still pretty funny when he wants to be, not to mention the fact that if you've ever seen him in interviews he's got quite a level head on his shoulders... far from the "human *****ebag" as you put it.

 

[green]

I take it no-one has seen So I Married An Axe-Murderer then...

Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) William! Move your head!
Look at the size of that boy's head!
Tony: Shhhh!
Stewart: I'm not kidding, that's like an orange on a toothpick!
Tony: Shh! You're going to give the kid a complex.
Stewart: Well, that's a huge noggin!
That's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system!
Head! Move!

Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) Head! Paper! Now!
Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can!
Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about!
I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik!
Spherical, but quick pointy in parts.
Well, that was off sides, wasn't it?
He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow


And one of my favorites...

Charlie: You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called ****kyew!*

 

[Super Flight]

Austin Powers 1 and 2 were awsome! Those were so funny!

 

[black_dust]

I think the guys pretty dam funny