COMPLAINT: Mike Meyers Still Alloweed To Make Films!

Discussion in 'Misc. Films' started by Fettastic, Apr 27, 2006.

  1. Fettastic Registered

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    I just can't stand this guy. Yeah he was mildly amusing in the Wayne's World films, but everything he's done since then has been pure, unadulterated CRAPOLA! Now it sounds like he's going to ruin another great premise after defecating on Cat in the Hat:

    "Paramount Pictures has signed Mike Meyers to star in the comedy HOW TO SURVIVE A ROBOT UPRISING.

    The story centers on a technical administrator who has the thankless job of sounding warnings against the growing presence of robots and researching ways to keep those robots from taking over.


    The script by Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant is based on a manual written by Daniel H. Wilson, a doctoral candidate at the Robotics Institute of Carnegie Mellon University."
    http://www.cinescape.com/0/editoria...tion=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=51102

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    Human *****ebag
     
  2. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    "based on a manual written by Daniel H. Wilson, a doctoral candidate at the Robotics Institute of Carnegie Mellon University."

    Hahahaha. Sounds hilarious.
     
  3. huskerwebhead Registered

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    Shrek and Shrek 2 were hilarious.
     
  4. Mentok Registered

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    Im sold on the idea, sign me up :up:
     
  5. huskerwebhead Registered

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    "I will make movies wether you like it or not...and you will laugh at my robot humor."
     
  6. Fettastic Registered

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    I agree, but I don't think he had much to do with that. The couple of lines that felt improvised were stupid.
     
  7. Motown Marvel Crimson and Clover

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    apparently he's suppose to play keith moon in a ketih moon bio-pic.
     
  8. PLAS Registered

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    just by the title of the movie I'm sold
     
  9. PLAS Registered

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    didn't he do that already? it was called Austin Powers
     
  10. Fettastic Registered

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    Someone needs to tie his ass up and ship it to Bin Laden to do with as he wishes.
     
  11. 블라스 Registered

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    I love Wayne's World 1 and 2, and the Austin Powers series.
     
  12. Fettastic Registered

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    I thought the WW films were moderately entertaining, but the Austin Powers films were PAINFULLY unfunny. By the third film apparently cameos in and of themselves are supposedly side-splittingly hilarious. I don't get it.
     
  13. 블라스 Registered

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    Different taste I guess.
     
  14. Mentok Registered

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  15. huskerwebhead Registered

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    LMFAO!!!
     
  16. Fettastic Registered

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    Feel like explaining the intricate depth of Myers humour to this ignorant ****? What exactly am I missing? I could never get my head around the idea of a short, repulsively ugly guy who for some reason hot babes can't wait to screw. WTF?
     
  17. Flame on! Registered

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    I take it no-one has seen So I Married An Axe-Murderer then...
     
  18. D'Artagnan Registered

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    Problem is, Wayne's World and Austin Powers are one-joke movies. It's a funny joke, but it is only one.
     
  19. PLAS Registered

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    the problem with his movies are that they are just meant to be funny, and that's about it, ridiculous, stupid, tacky and stupid
     
  20. JackBauer Registered

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    he's definitely overrated, as are the Shrek movies.
     
  21. Mr. Credible jukebox hero

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    it really is. it's written as a competely serious (if not a bit tongue in cheek) manual for "how to suvive the robot uprising". even going as far as to give you the advice: never trust a 6'4" humannoid with an Austrian accent and sunglasses. not ever.
     
  22. Mr. Credible jukebox hero

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    oh, and mike meyers, while not everyone's cup of tea, is still pretty funny when he wants to be, not to mention the fact that if you've ever seen him in interviews he's got quite a level head on his shoulders... far from the "human *****ebag" as you put it.
     
  23. green fear is the mind killer

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    :up:
    Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) William! Move your head!
    Look at the size of that boy's head!
    Tony: Shhhh!
    Stewart: I'm not kidding, that's like an orange on a toothpick!
    Tony: Shh! You're going to give the kid a complex.
    Stewart: Well, that's a huge noggin!
    That's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system!
    Head! Move!

    Stewart: (Charlie's Dad) Head! Paper! Now!
    Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can!
    Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about!
    I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik!
    Spherical, but quick pointy in parts.
    Well, that was off sides, wasn't it?
    He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow


    And one of my favorites...

    Charlie: You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called ****kyew!*
     
  24. Super Flight Registered

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    Austin Powers 1 and 2 were awsome! Those were so funny!
     
  25. black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!!

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    I think the guys pretty dam funny :)
     

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