Confession is good for the Hype. - Part 10

[Brain Damage]

Nah, but I'm willin'.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

 

[Ultimatehero]

I fu-ing hate this month. Everyone's so happy. Everyone's over-baring. I just want to be alone and crawl into a hole in the ground. It's the worst month there ever was. It was the month I was born. And I'm not suicidal... it's just - my birthday has always equated losing my parents. And how can you possibly celebrate the days leading up to when you thrown into this world a blank slate? You can try to make it sound like it's not a real thing. But, really - it's just a mask.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

An old wisdom to keep in mind
"Live is short, live it"

 

[Ultimatehero]

Easier said than done. I've been knocked around before for wallowing in it. It's gotten less grim over the years. But, I'm still that lone rebel charting his own way in life.

 

[E-Man]

I confess that it's storming like crazy, and my response to it is to listen to and sing Nat King Cole, Smokey Robinson, and some MJ to it. That'll teach it to keep me from sleeping.

 

[Piper Maru]

I confess that it's storming like crazy, and my response to it is to listen to and sing Nat King Cole, Smokey Robinson, and some MJ to it. That'll teach it to keep me from sleeping.

 

[E-Man]

You damn right.

 

[CConn]

I killed a hobo once.

While impersonating a gypsy.

 

[ComicChick]

I think...I really...don't like it when a interviewer asks me about my accent. Because when I say it's a speech problem, I'm starting to go over the math in my head, but usually I never get hired when I say I have a speech problem and not a accent...but hey, I couldn't do a American Accent to save my life, now English...well, I always sound English or European to most people...

wouldn't that be discrimination? to not hire someone based on a speech problem?

 

[Schlosser85]

I've had just about had all I can take of sheer mind-boggling levels of stupidity on this forum last night and today without saying something I'll regret.

 

[KalMart]

wouldn't that be discrimination? to not hire someone based on a speech problem?

Not if the job entails speeches.

 

[ComicChick]

starbucks though? that's what he applied for

 

[KalMart]

starbucks though? that's what he applied for

You try saying decaf skim mocha latte grande six times fast, then imagine having to do that 100 times for eight hours six times a week. There's a lot of money behind Starbucks, and they're not about to risk that by hiring Scooby Doo.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, but he doesn't have a stutter, he just talks like Frasier. I really don't see why that's supposed to be a problem.

I killed a hobo once.

While impersonating a gypsy.

Who the f**k hasn't?

 

[KalMart]

Yeah, but he doesn't have a stutter, he talks like Frasier.

Those are the ones you have to watch out for. If you ask for a large coffee, and the cashier starts quoting Sartre....run away...run far, far away.

 

[Anubis]

Those are the ones you have to watch out for.

That and Gypsy's.

 

[CConn]

Sartre drove a Dodge Dartre.

 

[KalMart]

Sartre drove a Dodge Dartre.

And drank decaf mocha larttres.

 

[ComicChick]

this is why i dont drink coffee lol

 

[Bruce Banner]

After dealing with a lot of drama with my best friend lately and dealing with my other friends off doing other things. I resorted to inhabiting dive bars with the "second string" friends and it's gotten to the stage that the barmaid knows what I want. I feel like I'm in some sort of limbo.

 

[KalMart]

Do they step up a string if they start buying the drinks?

 

[Brain Damage]

I confess that after watching Forrest Gump for the first time in a very long time, I am in tears.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Do they step up a string if they start buying the drinks?

They do buy me drinks, a lot of them...they haven't really replaced what I've been used to.

 

[Scarecrow_King]

I confess that I really want to try absinthe.