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Since everyone seems to be wanting to get in on the cinematic universe act, I thought it would be fun to link unrelated films, franchises or characters together. Who would you throw into the mix and how would they be linked (eg via some secret agency or some other means)?
 
When the CIA recruits the Fast & Furious team to steal a shipment of prototype cars suspected of being used for some overcomplicated cyber terror plot, they turn to the greatest car thief in the world for help... Memphis Raines.

Coming in 2019... The Fast, the Furious, and CAGE!
 
SCENE:

We're in a desolate forest in the Amazon jungle. We zoom in to see a burly, aged but firmly muscular man meditating near a waterfall. He seems at peace and yet sadly isolated and alone. We zoom in further and it is JOHN RAMBO. He is enjoying the peaceful serenity of nature until he hears a loud noise.

Startled, he races through the jungle in the direction of the noise. He runs until he sees a man, who like him, is burly, muscular but aged and weary. The man is crawling on the ground, bloody. He helps the man up and it is Arnold Schwarzenneger's Major Alan Dutch Schaefer.

Rambo speaks, "who are you? What the Hell's going on?"
Dutch responds, "There's no time...it's coming."
Rambo says, "WHAT's coming?"

We then hear the iconic Alan Silvestri theme swell up as the two characters look up at something offscreen and we hear the eery signature growl of....

PREDATOR: THIS MEANS WAR

End of trailer stinger: Dutch says to Rambo, "My partner! We have to get my partner! We can't leave him behind!"

Rambo: Who the Hell's your partner?

We cut to an old African American man laying on the ground. As he gets up, we see his face and it is Danny Glover's Mike Harrigan from Predator 2. He looks around and we hear the sound of what sounds like a dozen Predators surrounding him. We pan in to his face as he says, "I really am gettin' too old for this s--"

SUMMER 2019

:woot:
 
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Elderly astronauts Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland and James Garner are brought out of retirement one more time to team up with Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Olivia Wilde to battle a couple of gay aliens played by Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger.

Clint Eastwood, Ang Lee and Jon Favreau present:

SPACE COWBOYS AND BROKEBACK ALIENS.
 
Yoda, Jiminy Cricket, and the Incredible Hulk team-up to keep the Disney, Marvel, Star Wars universes from merging into each other.

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Jay & Silent Bob Meet the Universal Monsters
 
This is going to be horrible, but...

BACK TO THE FUTURE: TERMINATION

At just 17 years of age in the year 2029, Linda McFly has proven to be one of the most versatile and resourceful soldiers in the war against Skynet, a status that's not all that hard to accomplish when you've managed to survive all your life in a world overrun with Terminators and HKs. Now, however, following what was supposed to be final victory over the Machines, evidence has been uncovered of the true extent of Skynet's last-ditch strategy - temporal deployment of a number of Terminators not just to specific points in Earth's past, but across a number of alternate timelines, thus extending the possibility of Skynet's survival in multiple realities. It's also discovered that, following the computer acquiring the ability to observe these different realities, Skynet's actual achievement of physical temporal displacement may have resulted from its discovery of a human scientist's handiwork in one of those realities, in that timeline's version of her family's old hometown of Hill Valley, California. Furthermore, in that timeline, that scientist was a close friend of Linda's long-deceased grandfather Marty, and if Skynet's now-decrypted findings are accurate, it was Emmett Brown who first unlocked the secret of time travel in early November 1955 - a secret whose overall aim Skynet was able to duplicate, if not exactly its execution, so fragmentary is the information the computer could find. In any case, it seems clear that preventing the secret of time travel from being discovered in the first place would undo much of Skynet's intentions, and Linda volunteers to go back to 1955 Hill Valley to assassinate Doc before he can put his theories to the test.

There are a few complications to this plan, however. First is a reserve unit of Terminators that Skynet has kept in cold storage to be immediately reactivated following its own termination, with the intent of destroying Skynet's compound and any human still in it, thus covering the computer's tracks. Then, once the humans are repelled from the temporal array, one of the Terminators fleshes up and gives chase on Linda back to 1955 while the others immediately blast the fortress to atoms. To add more inconvenience to Linda's quest, she arrives at Young Doc's mansion at the same time as her grandpa, who, having already witnessed Doc's supposed death at the hands of the Libyans in 1985, is determined to keep Young Doc out of her sights, and that's not going to be easy when you consider Linda's uncanny resemblance to her great-grandmother Lorraine, let alone her ability to turn pretty much anything in reach into a deadly weapon. And, as if all of THAT weren't enough, the Terminator quickly determines just where and when both it and its target have arrived, and the old "terminate the enemy's predecessors before the enemy can be born" contingency kicks in, which endangers not only Marty, but Lorraine as well...and any innocent caught between them and the Terminator.

When it's all done, half of Hill Valley has been blown to smithereens, a number of townsfolk are dead, Lorraine knows Marty's her kid, and the prospects of Marty going back to the future as HE remembers it look pretty bad...until a weird flying-saucer thing suddenly pops in, and out step a strangely familiar, if somewhat more disturbing, pairing of an anxiety-ridden teenager and a crazy-eyed, wild-maned scientist...

"Oh, geez, Rick! This is horrible! I've seen 'Back To The Future' a hundred times, and this isn't the way it's supposed to end!"
"'Burp' No ****, Morty! That's what happens when you try to cross fictional realities together! Not so glad I tweaked the portal gun after all your incessant begging, are ya, fanboy?"
 
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GROUNDHOG DAY: APOCALYPSE

His experience of reliving the same day repeatedly long behind him, ex-weatherman Phil Connors (Bill Murray) is retired and living the good life with former colleague Rita Hanson (Andie McDowell) in a suburb of Pittsburgh. But then one day, a vicious attack from a horde of aliens called the Mimics arrive and lay the city to waste. Phil and Rita are brutally killed in the process, but not before Phil comes in contact with one of the aliens. He awakens to find himself stuck in yet another loop. Every day, if he is unable to stop the alien apocalypse from happening, he has to die to perpetuate the loop. Otherwise, earth is doomed.

Hilarious hijinks ensue that are fun for the whole family.
 
Star Wars meets Star Trek
Avengers go to dinner with Justice League
A movie dealing with the Egyptian Greek and Roman gods together.
 
I made a post about this in that other thread, but I've expanded it a bit.
I'd use concepts from several Jason films, but not keep every one in continuity. Freddy vs. Jason happened but Jason X was a dream Jason was temporarily trapped in by Freddy in a second encounter we never saw. However, at some point Jason is captured by the government and experimented on and the explanation is given about regenerative powers. Jason is frozen without problem.

Cut to the future. As Weyland-Yutani are wont to do, they are trying to obtain another sample of the Xenomorph. (Probably ignoring Resurrection, maybe Alien 3 even though I like it.). This time they manage to capture some eggs and prevent them from hatching. A group of Colonial Marines escorts them to Earth. What they aren't aware of is they came from a hive the Predators were trying to exterminate. A group of 3 Yautja follow the marines to Earth.

When The Corporation has the Aliens, they want to run tests, and despite their lack of morals don't have a large supply of test subjects. That's when the stumble upon Jason in their old research projects. They can use him as a reusable host. So they strap him up and thaw him out and start breeding Xenomorphs. However, since Xenomorphs can obtain traits for their hosts, this could lead to potentially a regenerating Alien.

Of course the Predators come, fight the marines and corporate goons, Xenos get loose, and the Predators shoot down Jason not knowing he'll be back up and now free. Some tense horror moments, crazy battles, and hopefully, a better future story than Jason X.
 
Since everyone seems to be wanting to get in on the cinematic universe act, I thought it would be fun to link unrelated films, franchises or characters together. Who would you throw into the mix and how would they be linked (eg via some secret agency or some other means)?

As opposed to hypothetical crossovers in non existent films, which has been done a million times, I would prefer to connect existing films.

Here's some ideas:

The dystopian cinematic universe:
Escape from New York, The Running Man, Robocop and Cherry 2000

The weird science universe:
Gremlins, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, and of course Weird Science

The ancient astronaut universe:
The X-Files, Prometheus, Stargate, The Thing and Species
 
The Hyborian Cinematic Universe

Conan The Barbarian, The Beastmaster, Deathstalker, Ator The Fighting Eagle, Hawk The Slayer, Red Sonja, and The Barbarians all have to team up in order to defeat the evil wizard Toth-Amon.
 
Two guys are in their basement, messing about on the guitar and drums. A dusty tv camera sits in the corner.

Suddenly the air starts to feel funny and a strange sound can be heard... in a flash of blue and orange electricity, a phonebooth drops out of nowhere. The two men get up to investigate, the door opens and two men step out...

"We need you to help us put on the greatest rock concert ever and save humanity"

The two men from the basement look at each, play the air guitar, "EXCELLENT!"

Summer 2020. Bill & Ted's & Wayne & Garth's Excellent World Tour
 
Charlie's Angels located Salt and Red Sparrow while the two were hunting Spy (Melissa McCarthy). The post credits scene feature Black Widow recruiting the Atomic Blonde.
 
MCU and DCEU. Also Nolanverse and Snyderverse.

The Dark Knight and the first Iron Man both take place in 2008. Nick Fury is just starting to reach out to superheroes for the Avengers Initiative right around the time Batman becomes a fugitive for taking the fall for Two-Face's murders. Fury may have had an eye on Batman but then never makes an outreach effort because he thinks he's a murderer and Batman disappears for eight years anyway.

Then eight years later Batman returns around the time period that SHIELD is collapsed, Fury is "dead", and The Avengers are splintered and fighting among themselves, so no one has time to take notice of him, and then he's "dead" and replaced by John Blake.

Some time later, Blake the fledgling wannabe superhero gets murdered by The Joker and Harley Quinn (hence the Robin costume in the Batcave with HAHAHAHAHA graffiti on it). Bruce has to come back from the dead (somehow), and take back his roles as both Bruce Wayne and Batman. He gets robbed of his getaway and new life (things obviously didn't work out with Selina, as she is nowhere to be found), he's embittered by inadvertently serving up Blake like a lamb to the slaughter, and "just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in", hence his deterioration into the Batman who kills thugs and brands criminals in BvS. Also he and Alfred have a more snarky relationship and Alfred is extra surly because seeing Bruce yet again come back to Gotham, let alone become Batman again, let alone Batman now with extra cray cray, is the last thing in the world he ever wanted to see.
 
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Calvin Joyner (Kevin Hart) and CIA Agent Bob Stone (Dwayne Johnson) find out that their high school friend Darla (Melissa McCarthy) is also CIA Agent Susan Cooper.

A Spy and Central Intelligence universe. Do they go forward as a R rated or PG-13 franchise is the question. And yes Jason Statham comes along as The Rock's other onscreen partner
 
MCU and DCEU. Also Nolanverse and Snyderverse.

The Dark Knight and the first Iron Man both take place in 2008. Nick Fury is just starting to reach out to superheroes for the Avengers Initiative right around the time Batman becomes a fugitive for taking the fall for Two-Face's murders. Fury may have had an eye on Batman but then never makes an outreach effort because he thinks he's a murderer and Batman disappears for eight years anyway.

Then eight years later Batman returns around the time period that SHIELD is collapsed, Fury is "dead", and The Avengers are splintered and fighting among themselves, so no one has time to take notice of him, and then he's "dead" and replaced by John Blake.

Some time later, Blake the fledgling wannabe superhero gets murdered by The Joker and Harley Quinn (hence the Robin costume in the Batcave with HAHAHAHAHA graffiti on it). Bruce has to come back from the dead (somehow), and take back his roles as both Bruce Wayne and Batman. He gets robbed of his getaway and new life (things obviously didn't work out with Selina, as she is nowhere to be found), he's embittered by inadvertently serving up Blake like a lamb to the slaughter, and "just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in", hence his deterioration into the Batman who kills thugs and brands criminals in BvS. Also he and Alfred have a more snarky relationship and Alfred is extra surly because seeing Bruce yet again come back to Gotham, let alone become Batman again, let alone Batman now with extra cray cray, is the last thing in the world he ever wanted to see.

That is brilliant. Too bad we'll never see it.
 
Flash Gordon versus alien would be epic. Ming the merciless attempting to domesticate them ftw
 

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