Conservative group want Geico ad pulled for pushing beastiality

Let me guess the one where the Gecko is the Best Man?

 

Well she does want to have sex with him. So, yes?

 

Damn, Maxwell on Makeout Point was my second guess.

 

I didn't leap to bestiality but I did wonder why they used a pig. The joke would have been no different with a human. Still, this is more than likely another example of people looking for a fight where there isn't one.

 

Fruit ninja!!!!!

 

Guess they gave up on that JC Penny / Ellen thing and wanted to move on to bigger things.

 

I can't believe they allow this filth to air in television. How am I going to explain this to my theoretical children?

 

Well I, for one, welcome our new human/pig hybrid overlords.

 

You know, now that I think about it, this is sexist! It's based on the stereotype that all men are pigs. As a man, I am now offended!

 

I think it's racist. Oh, so all pigs like to play fruit ninja, right? Racists.

 

I am offended too. Scientific evidence has shown that pigs can be trained and domesticated. Men, not so much.

 

Pull all their commercials. I hate geico, they sure as hell didn't give me a good quote.

 

They've obviously never seen a single episode of Family Guy were Brian (the dog) not only flirts with human women but does, in fact, have sex with them. And it's a cartoon so...

 

Brian banged Quagmire's dad too.

 

Exactly...so homosexual/tranny doer too! And they call this innocent ad out for promoting beastiality?

No one did this when Twilight came out!

 

This is all so shocking!
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Came out of nowhere
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And new!
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The NOTso-subtle-implications are so frighting!
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The innocent think of the innocent! OMG! Society is doooooomed!!!!!!

Oh no wait, it's people overreacting to stupid sh*! again.

 

They don't actually have problems with the bestiality part, it's that the girl is flirting with the pig (who is a stand in for a boy in this scenario) like a, er, "loose woman", and that having a cartoon pig supposedly means this scenario is targeted towards children.

Which is all ******** (it reminds me of the argument that comics shouldn't have violence in them because only children like cartoons) but no, they are not actually complaining about bestiality, they are complaining about a commercial showing that women have sex drives, which is of course a terrible myth made up by the far-left extremist feminist gay nazi movement.

 

Wait...women actually enjoy sex? You get right out of town.

 

Which, in an ironic twist, is the very same group complaining about the ad.

 

It's a conspuurrrracee!!!

 

Is it even news anymore when far right bigots complain about frivolous things?