Corrupt A Wish

[Anubis]

Okay, but somebody pooped in the bag part, and you'll never get the smell out.


I wish I could win the Mega Millions jackpot tommorow.

 

[webhead9707]

Granted, but you get hit by a car immediately after, have you're name legally changed to earl, and make a list of the things you've done wrong, in order to repay them.

i wish i had mystiques super powers.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you get hit by a bus mid transformation and will be forced to live eternity as Mrs. Garret from Facts of Life's boobs.


I wish I could see into the future

 

[webhead9707]

granted but you see that you die tommorow!

i wish i had amazing fantasy 15

 

[Sensi]

You will but you don't have a gas mask to put in it.

I wish someone would get their righteous butt on my IM.

 

[webhead9707]

granted but its anubis!!!! oh!!! burned!!! lol just playing man!!

i wish that spider-man was real

 

[Sensi]

He will be real but he won't be a superhero.

I wish I could actually tell someone what I truly think.

 

[webhead9707]

granted but then they decide you are a psychopath and put you in jail for the rest of your life.:P

i wish i had a babe ruth autographed baseball.

 

[Sensi]

You will get one but on your way home you will fall and the ball will roll down the drain

I wish people understood how bad they can hurt others just by ignoring them.

 

[webhead9707]

granted but now they never stop talking to you. EVER

i wish i had spider-man's super powers

 

[Bad Superman]

granted but now they never stop talking to you. EVER

i wish i had spider-man's super powers

Granted, but they'll only work when you listen to William Hung's: She bangs.


I wish I had another job with a huge salary.

 

[webhead9707]

granted, but you NEVER get off.

i wish i found a duffle bag full of hundred dollar bills

 

[Vengeance]

You do but you open it up and you find a countdown timer attached to it with only 10 seconds left on it

I wish I had some ice cream right now

 

[Sensi]

You will have it but it is chicken flavor

I wish I could play the piano as beautifully as what I am listening to at the moment.

 

[Bad Superman]

You will have it but it is chicken flavor

I wish I could play the piano as beautifully as what I am listening to at the moment.

Granted but you'll only play that way ONLY each time you drink a thick, extra large veal shake.

I wish I could time travel.

 

[Sensi]

You will be you will get stuck in the dinosaur age

I wish I could fly a plane.

 

[Bad Superman]

Granted but only on PC games.

I wish I could own my own private island with the works.

 

[Vengeance]

You will but then you will go off course on your first flying lesson and crash land on a deserted island

I wish I could jump on a plane right now

 

[BlueLightning]

You will jump on a plane, and but jumping isn't allowed so you will be grounded with all the luggage.

I wish I could get early every morning.

 

[Sensi]

You will but then you will find you have nothing to do.

I wish an old friend of mine would come back to see me today.

 

[Vengeance]

They will but just as he/she comes on you will go off missing him/her by seconds

I wish I could give one wish to somebody I know

 

[Sensi]

You will and she will become the best mod and ban your butt.

I wish then I could be a mod and let you come back.

 

[Vengeance]

You will be about to unban but then at that moment you become admin and think nah stay banned

I wish the diner was mega huge

 

[Bad Superman]

Granted but you will only be able to sit just one costumer.

I wish I could have a brand new car with the works.

 

[webhead9707]

i wish i could... have a magic comb like from stardust. lol:P