Corrupt A Wish

[Anubis]

Done. And like God, you will simply grow to hate your own creation.


I wish I could solve world hunger

 

[Sensi]

You will but you will die a day before you ever know it.

I wish to know what you want.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you are sorely disappointed at the simplicity of it and lose all interest.


I wish I could eat whatever I want and not have to exercise, and still stay in perfect health.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

You shall, but all that you eatwill slowly one day, painfully, kill you.

I wish I has self-esteem.

 

[Bad Superman]

You shall, but all that you eatwill slowly one day, painfully, kill you.

I wish I has self-esteem.

Granted but It'll only last only 10 seconds after you sneeze.

I wish I could change things from my past.

 

[Sensi]

You will erase everything from your past but realize right at that moment that your past is what made you and from then on you will wander aimlessly trying to find yourself.

I wish every day could be beautiful and cool.

 

[Bad Superman]

You will erase everything from your past but realize right at that moment that your past is what made you and from then on you will wander aimlessly trying to find yourself.

I wish every day could be beautiful and cool.

Granted but only when you read Tom Sawyer in old Latin.



I wish it was Friday 4:15 PM already.

 

[Sensi]

It will be but you will be stuck in that time forever never moving forward nor backward.

I wish someone would bring me lunch

 

[Bad Superman]

It will be but you will be stuck in that time forever never moving forward nor backward.

I wish someone would bring me lunch

Granted but lunch will consist of a tofu soup and tomato juice

I wish I could finish reading all my books before the end of the year.

 

[Sensi]

You will finish your books but never remember a word you read

I wish you knew tofu soup and tomato juice is probably what I would eat. LOL

 

[Bad Superman]

You will finish your books but never remember a word you read

I wish you knew tofu soup and tomato juice is probably what I would eat. LOL

Really? So that means I didn't corrupt your wish. . . I'll have to make up for it on the next one t:

 

[Sensi]

LOL No, that is quite alright haha

you will never make up for it no matter how hard you try

I wish I could see a good movie.

 

[Bad Superman]

LOL No, that is quite alright haha

you will never make up for it no matter how hard you try

I wish I could see a good movie.

If it wasn't for that time machine wish that was corrupted by letting me stranded in the dinosaur age. . . . t:

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Granted but just when it reaches the last 10 minutes the power goes out, the DVD (or blue ray) disintegrates from existence all around the world and everyone you asks refuses to tell you how it ends.

I wish I could be on the beach having a Long Island Iced Tea.

 

[Sensi]

You are on the Island having a Long Island Ice Tea however It wasn't made with cleanliness in mind and you get violently ill.

I wish I wasnt so miserable today.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

yOU

 

[SymbioticToxin]

You won't, you'll be miserable every other day for your life.

I wish Zac Efron would go away.

 

[Vengeance]

he will start to fade and go away after no recent successes but then he suddenly gets the role of a lifetime and wins an Oscar and becomes a huge bankable desirable actor for the rest of his life

I wish for Miley Cyrus to go away

 

[Anubis]

Miley dies, taking a bullet for Barak Obama. A year later on her birthday, she is given an international holiday that makes Christmas look like Boxing day, so she will die, but her memory will live on for all time.


I wish my head didn't hurt.

 

[Sensi]

It will stop hurting and then you will realize everything else hurts.

I wish I didn't have to go.

 

[Vengeance]

You don't have to but then you realize all clocks and times everywhere are an hour late and then you are late for something and have to rush somewhere quickly

I wish I had an extra an hour in the day everyday

 

[Anubis]

Done, but, now you're in prison.


I wish I had a job.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

You'll get a job...of an oral nature.

I wish I could get with the ladies.

 

[Sensi]

You will get with the ladies but they will be elderly and all members of the knitting club.

I wish I could go to the beach while it's freezing cold?

 

[Vengeance]

Its forecast to be a freezing day so you make your way there but as soon as you step one foot on the sand it begins to grow warm suddenly and the rest of the day is the hottest on record and and no cold days come around till next year.

I wish to be with somebody on a small remote island beach far way tomorrow

 

[Anubis]

Okay, but the person is dead, and, I don't know, you step on a jelly fish or something.


I wish I had my own personal space ship.