Corrupt A Wish

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I wish to say you will have the magic comb for a second before it is stolen from you.

I wish the Colts will win the Superbowl.
 
Ganted, but it will be the 2078 Super Bowl.

I wish this was a long weekend.
 
It will be only because you get the swine flu.

I wish tonight will be happy and fun.
 
You must have to because you didn't wish :P

I wish I could move to Alaska tomorrow.
 
Granted. No need to corrupt the wish cuz you'll be living in Alaska.


I wish I could sing.
 
You can sing, but your throat will bleed everytime you hit a high note.

I wish I had x-ray vision.
 
You will but that is the only way you will see things.

I wish it would rain all day
 
It will rain all day, however it will literally rain cats and dogs.

I wish I could be a legendary filmmaker.
 
You will, but it'll be in Gay porn


I wish for world peace
 
The world will be peaceful, but only because we're living IN Jupiter.


I wish Spectaculr spider-Man would be renewed tomorow for 18 more seasons.. of the same quality of before. :)
 
Okay, but you get killed the day before season III starts by a rabid 90's Spider-Man fan.


I wish I had all the Wes Anderson Movies on Blu-Ray.
 
You will get them all on Blu-ray but every single blu-ray player and way of playing blu-ray all have a self-destruct mechanism set off my Micosoft and all are destroyed and HD-DVD reigns supreme from then on

I wish for a new avy to magically appear in front of me
 
It does but you forget to thank me for giving it to you and then I never speak to you again lol

I wish for a few people to burn in hell
 
They are about to reach hell and start to burn but then suddenly it turns into a luxary swimming pool with an underwater breathing tickle monster and they have live the rest of eternity in that swimming pool :p

I wish I was on bright white beach
 
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Okay, but you step on a used hypodermic needle wrapped in a bloody condom and get Hepatitis E.

I wish to be allowed to do whatever I want without consequence.
 
You will but no one will notice you or care.

I wish to be a great artist.
 
Granted, but it'll only last right until the opening of your first show.

I wish I had an Ipod.
 
You will have an Ipod but it will be made of milk chocolate.

I wish happiness was everlasting.
 
Granted, but only if your name is Chajompiska.

I wish I could have telekinetic powers.
 
Granted, but only if your name is Chajompiska.

I wish I could have telekinetic powers.

You get telekinetic powers only to accidently crush yourself with a levitating fridge.

I wish I was the President.
 
You get telekinetic powers only to accidently crush yourself with a levitating fridge.

I wish I was the President.

Granted, you are the President of Sanjaya Malakar's Fan Club.

I wish I had a game room with all my favorite pinball machines.
 
Granted, but none of the machines have balls.....also you have syphilis.

I wish I could invent the next billion dollar.....thing.
 
You shall, but you will eventually sued for all your moeny becuase of this thing.

I wish I could create life.
 
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