Corrupt A Wish

[VenomVsSpidey]

You find a way to insert that into the film. But you get sewed by warner bros. for copyright infringement.

I wish it would never get cold again

 

[Sensi]

It won't be cold but it will be so hot , you will not be able to breathe

I wish to not have to live this year.

 

[Great Pretender]

Granted... So now you're... Dead?

I wish I was a jiggolo.

 

[Sensi]

You will be but then find you can never have true love

I wish people could be treated like they treat others.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Afraid of their own Karma humans will completely stop interacting with each other eventually leading to the end of the human race.

I wish I was the smartest man on the planet.

 

[Sensi]

You will be but you also will be the only person on the planet.

I wish to go swimming today.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Your entire town will flood killing many and you will have to swim to safety.

I wish I could dance the Lobster Quadrille.

 

[Sensi]

You will but you wanted to dance alone, however, I joined in and got all the attention

I wish to go eat lunch.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

You do, but it gives you food poisoning and you end up bringing it all back up again. (eww)

I wish I had a flying car.

 

[Sensi]

You will have a flying car but you lose your remote control.

I wish to laugh more often.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

You laugh uncontrollably for the rest of your life, making it so the simplest tasks near impossible.

I wish I had longer hair.

 

[Sensi]

You have longer hair but you will sit on it and pull it all out

I wish to have a nice night.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will have a nice night relaxed, tranquil and free of any worry and you will feel a overall sense of comfort in this. Like being tucked in your bed as a child.

Its your last night that you will ever feel this way. You will have horrible dreams that reflect on the mistakes you have made in life. You will wake up lonely, opening each day to a new level of grief and despair. There are no happy endings.


I wish that I could have the answers to the questions I seek.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

You get them, but they are unsatisfying, making you regret the time spent getting them.

I wish I was a porn star.

 

[Spider-Fan]

You get them, but they are unsatisfying, making you regret the time spent getting them.

I wish I was a porn star.

You're a porn star, but you are always the one who doesn't get laid.

I want an unlimited supply of DVDs.

 

[Scourge2099]

You get them, but they are unsatisfying, making you regret the time spent getting them.

I wish I was a porn star.

You end up getting AIDS.

I wish I had my own villain lair in an extinct volcano.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will be a porn star, a side character who doesn't get the benifits of that job. Not only that but it will depress the hell out of you, you'll go to bar to drowned your sorrows away and end up spending a evening with a lonely grandma by the time its over with.


......I was beaten by Scrouge, You'll get your volcano villian lair, but it will have no working power

I wish I could erase the past, I also wish I could erase certain memories I can't shake.

 

[Spider-Fan]

You erase the past, but by doing so destroy all existance because there can be no present...you also only erase good memories you can't shake, while all your inner demons remain!

I wish I were the next Steven Speilberg (aka next great director)!

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will be the next big director. You'll become a overnight success, even one day directing a trilogy of films with a loved a iconic character. Then you'll try and make a forth and it will be panned by everyone. The Grim reaper got so angry watching it he takes your soul right then for ruining his free time.


I wish I could write a play that could be seen on Broadway, being able to sit in the crowd and watch it unnoticed with the audience.

 

[Sensi]

You will but it will be so bad that the audience will BOO and throw tomatoes and you will sit there feeling sad.

I wish when I tell some one I don't like I mean just that.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will tell them that you don't like them, they will fully get the picture. They'll mention it to other people you know spreading harsh rumors among themselves. Your loneliness will be amplified to a ridiculous level, and you'll never shake it.


I wish that I could say I am sorry to a old friend.

 

[Sensi]

You will say you are sorry but they won't give a ****.

I wish a few people I know would go to hell.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Double post

 

[Captain_BluTac]

They do, but unfortunately it's Hell, Arizona and they all come back in a couple of days.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will try to fly, noone will believe you. Then a cowboy toy that sounds like Tom Hanks will say "That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!"


I want to travel in my jeep to Cape Hatteras and rest for awhile.