Corrupt A Wish

[Sensi]

You will go there and start relaxing but then a hurricane comes and destroys everything.

I wish you would remain calm.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Well I would try and remain calm, eventually my heart rate will go through the roof whenever I get stressed off enough.

I wish that I could have a new comfortable pair of loafers.

 

[Spider-Fan]

You get a new comfortable pair of loafers, but right after you get them, a dog chews them up!

I wish I were living in Pittsburgh now and didn't have to wait til October.

 

[Sensi]

You will live there now but in October they kick you out and you can never come back.

I wish could tell someone the real truth.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will tell them the truth. As always the truth is usually liberating but can hurt as well. They will lash out in a fit of anger.

I wish fall season was here already

 

[Sensi]

Fall season will be here now but you will be so sick that you remain hot and tired and feel like it is still summer.

I wish I had some sweet peas.

 

[ManCubMowgli]

You have some sweet peas, but they are locked in a cupboard, which you've lost the key to.

I wish I remembered my life before I was 5.

 

[Sensi]

You will remember it and suddenly, that is how you will act the rest of your life (5 and under)

I wish to never remember any of my past.

 

[ManCubMowgli]

You will remember none of your past, but you will forever have this inescapable feeling that something is missing from your life because of it.

I wish I knew who my soulmate was.

 

[Sensi]

You will know her the instant you talk to her but then she turns and walks away.

I wish I believed in happily ever after.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Sensi beat me to your wish so now you have two corrupted wishes its your lucky day.

You'll find out who your soulmate is. But then you'll get this overpowering fear of commitment. You'll end up leaving, wandering the earth alone and melancholy to the point you become a shell of a human being. Unable to love, unable to feel.


To Sensi

You will believe in it, but just because you believe it doesn't mean it will happen and it won't just because life can be cruel and uncaring like that.

I wish I didn't have high blood pressure.

 

[ManCubMowgli]

You wont have high blood pressure, but it's because you've died.

I wish I could kill people by writing their name in a book.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will be able to kill them by writing there name into a book but you don't have any thing to write in the book with.

I wish that I could have faith in something

 

[Spider-Fan]

You will have faith in something, but your faith will have been in the wrong thing and it will end in you being disappointed and losing all faith in the future.

I wish my bro was home from England already!

 

[Sensi]

He is but he is hiding from you.

I wish I could go to a movie today.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will go and see a movie today. Toy Story 3 and the theater will be filled with a bunch of Nazi's who get locked in by the theater owner and set on fire.

I wish that I didn't have to give a hour long presentation today in front of my class.

 

[Sensi]

You won't have to give your presentation because they have already given you your F

I wish to watch Persons Unknown now.

 

[ManCubMowgli]

You watch Persons Unknown and whilst you're distracted your house gets robbed.

I wish I was a merman.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will be a merman, but your strapped to a anker or a weight that sunk to the bottom. You won't be swimming anywhere anytime soon, but you won't be dead either so be thankfull for that at least.


I wish that I could say I am sorry and be forgiven.

 

[Sensi]

You will say you are sorry and the person will forgive but by that time you won't care and you will just be left empty.

I wish my life was different.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Your life will be different, it will progressively get worse. A typical cliched scenario outcome, but that doesn't mean it isn't effective.

I wish I was more confident in my actions.

 

[Sensi]

You will be more confident but then most will think you are arrogant and hate you

I wish you were happier than me.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I am, but only because you're miserable.

I wish I had a few more inches (of height, get your mind out of the gutter).

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will gain a couple inches of height...and a hundred pounds for every inch.

I wish that I could rest for a few weeks and turn off my phone.

 

[Sensi]

You turn off your phone but then find out it will never turn back on again

I wish for blue skies.