Corrupt A Wish

[Bruce Banner]

You will get blue skies, all the time. You won't get any sleep because of the constant daylight. You slip into insanity and get lost in the funhouse of horrors inside the depths of your brain.

I wish I knew the answers to my mistakes.

 

[Sensi]

You will no the answers then you will turn around to fix them but nothing will be there
I wish I could relive the last 6 years a completely different way.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will live the last 6 years differently, you will make great choices. But you will constantly be afraid of me corrupting this wish. When I really didn't, you never enjoy it out of your own paranoia.

I wish I wasn't tense

 

[Sensi]

You won't be tense but you soon will be so relax you will just slide out of any chair you sit in

I wish I could go to bed and sleep like a baby.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Your going to sleep like a baby. Dreaming about blue skies and waking up to relaxing and very mellow music for a alarm. You slept through the robbers raiding your house for belongings. For some reason they left the alarm clock and bed. But took eveything else. Theives are weird like that.

I wish I was comfortable and my joints didn't ache.

 

[Sensi]

Your joints won't ache and you will feel like a new born baby ... suddenly you realize you are :P

I wish I was more outgoing.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will be more outgoing, but then it will take hold of you and change the characteristics that makes you who you are. And for the worse.

I wish I played my guitar more often

 

[Sensi]

You will play it more often now but for some reason you just cant make it sound good

I wish to say goodnight and thank you.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will say that, and then wonder how and the hell is he going to corrupt that wish?

I wish to finish my final paper that is due wednesday night

 

[Sensi]

You will but then spill coffee all over it and have to start over

I wish I could talk to someone without them exploding in anger every time.

 

[Bruce Banner]

They won't explode in anger, they won't even acknowledge your present. You'll feel surrounded by people but all alone it the world.


I wish sleep in late thursday, and wake up finally well rested

 

[robsoko422]

You will wake up fully rested, but you have wet the bed.


I wish I had more time before I had to go to work.

 

[Sensi]

You will but then when you get there you will be fired

I wish I knew what to say sometimes.

 

[Harls]

You will always know what to say, but be a mute and thus never be able to say it.

I wish I sewed better.

 

[ManCubMowgli]

You are able sew better, but you can never find a needle.

I wish I was a king.

 

[Sensi]

You will be a King but the queen will constantly kick your butt.

I wish people who thought they meant good would see telling me to leave all the time shows me that no one wants me around..It doesn't show caring.

 

[Vengeance]

People will care and love you for who you are & learn to help you but then you turn into a horse dog hybrid

I wish to kiss somebody right now

 

[Harls]

You will kiss somebody.... but it will be your mother.

I wish I had a drink.

 

[ManCubMowgli]

You have a drink, but Vengeance has put cyanide in it for making him kiss his mum.

I wish I had the world's largest rubber-band ball.

 

[BlueLightning]

You will have the largest rubber-band ball, but it will be formed all around you.

I wish for going back to the past an avoid to commit some mistakes.

 

[Harls]

You will go in the past and avoid your mistakes, but will constantly be stuck in a time loop of the same day you made the mistake over and over...

I wish I permanently smelled of vanilla

 

[Sensi]

You will but then all the bees and bugs will swarm around you.

I wish I didn't have to go eat.

 

[Harls]

You won't have to go eat, instead you will have to stay and eat constantly until you explode from yummy foods!

I wish everyone was happy all the time.

 

[Vengeance]

Everybody will be but then Germany take over the world after winning the world cup and that = I wish I could be around somebody even more than I am now

 

[Sensi]

You will be but then realize she is annoying but you are stuck with her forever

I wish more people would come to my forum.