Corrupt A Wish

[Harls]

They will but it'll get giagantic and laggy and difficult to manage :P

I wish I had time to go to your forum more often

 

[Sensi]

You will come to my forum more and soon you will start to take over it and I will get mad and then then then ban you

I wish you know that's a joke *runs to find my ban stamp* Hahahaha

 

[Harls]

I know it's a joke but then I think everything's a joke and thus you really will have to ban me! :P (kidding)

I wish I had an unlimited supply of pizza ingredients.

 

[BlueLightning]

You will have them, but you will give them to me.

I wish to have all the answers.

 

[Harls]

You will have all the answers but none of the questions.

I wish I could find an elliptical machine so I can start working out regularly

 

[Sensi]

You will but it wont be yours and your work outs will be nothing but lefting canned goods

I wish I didnt hate someone so much

 

[Harls]

You will not hate them, because you will no longer be able to feel any emotions at all.

I wish I always have good smelling breath.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Your breath will always smell nice, minty fresh exactly. That won't matter because noone be close enough to tell. Your body will be smelling heavily of rotten potatoes.

I wish I knew someones intentions were with me.

 

[Sensi]

You will know someone is always with you but as soon as you know it, you will regret it forever.

I wish tomorrow wasn't such a sad day for me.

 

[ManCubMowgli]

Tomorrow isnt a sad day for you, but you feel guilty for not being sad.

I wish I was blonde.

 

[Sensi]

You will be blonde; so blonde that people can't look at you.

I wish my mom could come see me.

 

[ManCubMowgli]

Your mother will be able to see you, even when you're doing things you'd want privacy for.

I wish I could find a job.

 

[Sensi]

You will find one but you will think it isn't right for you and you won't take it.

I wish I had a vase of sweet peas.

 

[ManCubMowgli]

You will have a vase of sweet peas, but you will feel compelled to eat their toxic seeds.

I wish I could keep an orchid alive.

 

[Sensi]

You will be able to keep and orchid alive but then realize you are allergic to it and will feel sick the rest of your life.

I wish it was winter.

 

[Bruce Banner]

It will be winter and you will get snowed in. You'll end up starving then turning to "the Donner Party" route

I wish that I wouldn't be restless

 

[Sensi]

You will not be restless but you will become relaxed, uncaring and never bother to move again.

I wish I could leave here.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will leave here, but you will be sent to a place that looks like a gray empty room. No doors or windows just one light above. Your own personal containment for your now officially lost soul.


I wish that I could have had more chances.

 

[Sensi]

You will have more chances but the person you want chances with won't realize it.

I wish I could change many of the things I did all wrong.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will change the things you did wrong. On the flip side everything you did right the first time will be changed to worst possible outcome.

I wish I wouldn't have to change my major.

 

[al35077]

You wont have to change your major.
But you lose your scholorship.


I wish I didnt have to cut, split, and stack firewood every fall.

 

[Sensi]

You won't have to because when you wait too late you will freeze and just be an outdoor statue.

I wish I lived somewhere where I would need firewood.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will, but you will have no fireplace


I wish I could stop someones proposal

 

[BlueLightning]

You will, but you will propose to that person afterwards.

I wish for a giant burrito, for my sister.

 

[al35077]

SHe will get the burrito.
And it will cause terrible diareah