Corrupt A Wish

[Sensi]

The Mets will be but they are the Little League Mets and their mommies won't let them play.

I wish I could go to Disney World.

 

[Pink Ranger]

The Mets become a dynasty, but the team is run by Zombie George Steinbrenner.

I wish I was a professional ballroom dancer.

 

[al35077]

You will go to disney world. but they will close right before you board a ride after waiting 2 hours

I wish i had a spaceship

 

[Sensi]

You will have a cute little spaceship that you can put on your shelf and admire everyday.

I wish this day was already over.

 

[al35077]

You will skip the day but you will miss the most important moment of your life

I wish I had a job on Top Gear

 

[Sensi]

You will. You will sweep up after everyone goes home.

I wish I could talk to someone without them being mean.

 

[Harls]

(Awww! )

You talk to someone and they turn out to be the best friend of your entire life, but then tragedy strikes and you two are lost from each other forever

I wish the world wasn't stupid.

 

[al35077]

the whole world becomes dignified and civilised.
but you revert back to the middle ages

I wish I was more likeable

 

[Captain_BluTac]

The world suddenly stops being stupid, putting all news media out of business, which causes all the words journalists to gang up and murder you for making the wish that put them all out of a job. Ironically your murder gives them something to report... from jail.

Edit - Oops al35077 I'll grant your wish too, you become more likeable, just only to bees. They all gather on your chin and become the worlds biggest beard of bees. This stops you being lonely, but the humming of the bees makes it impossible to ever sleep again driving you mad.

I wish it wasn't frowned upon to drink before Noon.

 

[Sensi]

It won't be because drinking will be from 7am to Noon. There will be no drinking after Noon

I wish you could see how cute my new sundresses are.

 

[al35077]

We see how cute they are but anyone who beholds the beauty if the dresses will see everything else as bland and voring for the rest of their lives.

I wish i didnt have a headache

 

[lou2099]

Done, but now you have a toothache and you have no dental insurance.

I wish I didn't need to eat at a soup kitchen every Friday.

 

[Sensi]

You won't have to because they will have you cleaning up and there won't be any food left for you.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

 

[lou2099]

Congratulations. You now have insomnia.

I wish old people didn't get scammed so easily.

 

[Sensi]

They will never be scammed again because they won't be allowed to have a phone or answer a door.

I wish this month was over

 

[al35077]

The month is over however you will always feel like you missed something important and you will never know what it is

I wish my car was better

 

[lou2099]

You have just won a brand new Mercedes Benz, but you have to have full coverage insurance which is expensive, too.

I wish my hot female friend would do me.

 

[al35077]

It happens but you find out she's really a dude

I wish this generation had better values

 

[BlueLightning]

Granted, this generation will have better values... when they grow old... very old.

I wish for the ability of staying awake all the time without need to rest.

 

[lou2099]

Granted, now you will go completely insane over lack of REM sleep.

I wish for $1,000,000.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Your wish is granted, you have one 1,000,000 dollars at your grasp. On your way to picking up this wonderfull some of money. Your obviously distracted with the wonderfull feelings of joy and happiness. Knowing in a few hours your gonna go and spend some of that money on crap you need to fuel your now growing ego. During your distraction you crash your car into a school bus. Don't worry though your alive(healing in the hospital) and noone is killed by your mistake, but you are being sued by the families and paying for your hospital bills. Good thing you have a million to cover some of the expenses...


I wish that I wasn't easily stressed

 

[lou2099]

You'll be so laid back that you'll be fired from your job for being lazy, and then you'll be so laid back that you won't try to find another job so you get fat, get diabetes and now you can't eat candy.

I wish weed was legalized.

 

[Sensi]

It will be for the terminal ill.

I wish everyone knew how happy I am right this very second.

 

[Vengeance]

Everyone will but then Captain Eraser will fly in with his mind erasing device and erase everybody's mind on the planet to only 10seconds before everybody knew mmmwwwhaaaaa

I wish I had a hoverboard

 

[Sensi]

You will get one out of those little gum machines and treasure it everyday of your life.

I wish to remain this happy always or at least until tomorrow