Corrupt A Wish

[Bruce Banner]

^sorry I feel like going over the top

You will be with somebody again....more specifically the one that is right for you. You are gonna feel something different than every other relationship you have ever had...with anyone. Almost as if someone has a looking glass view into your soul. Life marches on and so do the both of you, and for you both its heartwarming.That person has to end up going on a trip. You try calling them and they don't answer. You grow worried and then finally end up getting a call from the hospital telling you they are there, and alive. You go to there room, that person is resting peacefully. You walk over just wanting to hold them tightly clutching their hair you feel something is off. You peek around, stitches across the head and hair buzzed down to the scalp. Your lover wakes up, you smile, she pushes you away in fear yelling "WHO ARE YOU, WHERE AM I?!"

I wish that there was a balance.

 

[lou2099]

A hearing impaired person grants the wish, so instead you get a valance AND you end up living in a place without windows.

I wish I was a jumper like in that dumb movie Jumper.

 

[al35077]

You become a real jumper, but they get hayden christianson to play you in a movie.

I wish the star wars prequal trilogy had been better

 

[Sensi]

It would have been much much better but you would not be allowed to see it ever.

I wish someone would come back soon.

 

[Kane52630]

that someone will come back and then disappear again

I wish I can find a 2nd job easily

 

[Sensi]

You will find a second job and you will be so good at it that you aren't working the first job like you should. You are fired from that one so once again you have one job.

I wish I had 500 sweet pms.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will get 500 sweet PM's but you accidently delete them all. You then make a fool out of yourself and noone longer likes you. You get hundred to thousands of PM's that take personal jabs at you.


I wish I could write things into reality by writing it on my typewriter.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You make a typo, and destroy all of reality because of it.

I wish for world peace, and mandkind to live in total harmony with itself.

 

[SuperFerret]

Everyone dies except one guy who just *********es all the time.

I wish I was asleep.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will go to sleep, you will dream heavy. As cliched as it sounds your dreams will be the ones that to you are the most haunting and the very things that tainted you as a person. A earthquake would happen while you were asleep and a piece of the ceiling would hit you in the head and knock you into a coma. From there you are gonna get all the sleep/rest you wanted and then some.


I wish my adventures were more risky.

 

[Sensi]

They will be more risky and look so foolish that they will end up being hits on you tube and you will be a laughing stock all over the world.

I wish I was not forgotten.

 

[SuperFerret]

Everybody remembers you forever. For all the worst reasons.

I wish I could fix some past mistakes.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Fixing those past mistakes, changes you into a radically different person than who you are now. You become whatever it is that you currently most despise.

I wish I was smarter.

 

[Sensi]

You will be smarter but never wiser and no one will like you. You will just be considered obnoxious.

I wish to contact everyone on my friends list and tell them how much they mean to me.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You get to contact them. You find out in some strange plot. That they have all been brainwashed and no longer feel any sort of emotion.

I wish to have the answers to the unknown.

 

[Sensi]

Your answer was the truth

You will know the unknown but by knowing the unknown, you have made it impossible for you know which is the unknown and known. You go insane.

I wish to drink my pain away.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You drink it away, your body later becomes numb, you pass out quietly and die. All the while a record player is playing in the background playing Louis Armstrongs "What a Wonderful World"


I wish to witness something that challenges the concept of our reality.

 

[Anubis]

You are sexually assaulted by a Wile E. Coyote.

I wish to see that myself.

 

[Sensi]

You are also sexually assaulted by a Wile E. Coyote and i am truly the only one that will see it.

I wish it could be like Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World"

 

[LOBO3315a]

Here's the saddest part. It really IS like Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World". You just can't see it.

I wish I had a pony!

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will have a pony. It will get stolen by some snot nosed little girl who didn't get one for her birthday the previous year. She names it Smitty.


I wish I didn't have a cold.

 

[Sensi]

You won't have a cold anymore it will turn into pneumonia. (Hope you feel better soon.)

I wish I could live in a movie like Enchanted.

 

[J'adore]

You would but would eventually be killed by another witch.

I wish I could have the power to move things with my mind

 

[Kane52630]

you will but it will last only 24 hours

I wish I can go to Toyko or Osaka

 

[J'adore]

Whilst there you will be mistaken for someone else and killed by a Bounty Hunter.

I wish to know martial arts