Cow falls through man'

[terry78]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...cow-falls-through-his-roof-on-top-of-him.html


Wha?

 

[Piper Maru]

I've heard of Fiddler on the Roof, but this is just ridiculous.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

I guess it was too late for him to...

*puts on sunglasses*

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove over.

 

[ThePhantasm]

How can a cow fall through a man?? Was he a ghost cow?

 

[Duran Man]

How udderly unfortunate.

Edit: the quote from his mother slayed me.

 

[Teelie]

Oddly it's written appropriately in the title post but the rest are cutting off the "s roof, killing himf" part.

He died because no one looked at him for internal bleeding in time. No surprise when a cow drops on you from the ceiling and then he has to wait several hours to be seen by a doctor.

 

[Duke]

So, how is the cow?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

The owner could be charged with involuntary manslaughter. That's gotta suck.

 

[Drizzle]

 

[Piper Maru]

One day the cows will eat us.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Jeez, people are really trying to milk this story for all it's worth.

 

[Ant-manic]

So, how is the cow?

quite tasty, thanks.

 

[Ant-manic]

I guess it was too late for him to...

*puts on sunglasses*

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove over.

you let a farm animal hang out on the roof, you should expect high steaks.

 

[Piper Maru]

Jeez, people are really trying to milk this story for all it's worth.

I think I've herd enough.

 

[Sawyer]

I've heard of Fiddler on the Roof, but this is just ridiculous.

 

[Piper Maru]

^

Very amoosing.

 

[Xeno]

This story was just on the 11 o'clock news here. Local shows love bizarre stuff like this.

The Telegraph story is full of unintentional hilarity, from noting that the man's wife and the cow escaped unharmed to the quotes from his family. "I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow," said his mother. His brother-in-law chimed in, "Being crushed by a cow in your bed is the last way you expect to leave this earth."

Some of the stories on the sidebar are just as bizarre. "Man mauled by fox while on the lavatory" is another unlikely man vs. beast story with great quotes. “It was so frightening. It was like a wild animal." No, duh.

 

[Mutagen]

One day the cows will eat us.

 

[Project862006]

 

[Jake Cassidy]

I guess it was too late for him to...

*puts on sunglasses*

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove over.

Yeeeaaahhhhh!!!!!

 

[Mike_D202]

"Where's the beef? It's in the bed..."

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Pretty awesome and unique way to go.

 

[cherokeesam]

"Cow falls through man'...."

Best. Thread. Title. Ever.


Yeah, the story itself was funny in a morbid kind of way, but that title....I just *had* to check it out. And it's not really an error....pretty damn accurate, I'd say

 

[Duke]

It's nice to get killed by ground beef, steaks, or hamburger patties.

 

[bullets]

Fact: Cows like to hang out on roofs