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We have Weird News, Stupid News, Abuse of Power News, Good News, and for however long it lasts, Gun News but not news for when something doesn't quite fit in one category or in these cases, too many of them.

Pirates hack into shipping company’s servers to identify booty

Yep. Actual true, for real pirates. Not the vaguely defined internet kind either. Real ones. With guns and everything.

The idea behind this is right. Knowing what is where out in the vast ocean is a great thing. Lackluster or nonexistent security and poor management make the reality horrifying. Such as when pirates break into your homebrewed management software and find out where all the expensive goodies are.

When the terms "pirate" and "hacker" are used in the same sentence, usually it's a reference to someone breaking digital rights management on software. But that wasn't the case in an incident detailed in the recently released Verizon Data Breach Digest report, unveiled this week at the RSA security conference. Verizon's RISK security response team was called in by a global shipping company that had been the victim of high-seas piracy aided by a network intrusion.

The shipping company experienced a series of hit-and-run attacks by pirates who, instead of seeking a ransom for the crew and cargo, went after specific shipping containers and made off with high-value cargo.

"It became apparent to the shipping company that the pirates had specific knowledge of the contents of each of the shipping crates being moved," the RISK team recounted in the report. "They’d board a vessel, locate by bar code specific sought-after crates containing valuables, steal the contents of that crate—and that crate only—and then depart the vessel without further incident."

The targeted nature of the attack made it clear to the shipper that the pirates were somehow getting intelligence directly from their computer systems. The response team discovered that the company used a "homegrown" Web-based content management system (CMS) to manage bills of lading for their cargo ships. An examination of network traffic to the CMS revealed a Web shell script had been uploaded to the server through a vulnerability in the software. The shell script backdoor gave attackers remote access to the server, allowing the upload and download of files—in this case, specifically downloading the bills of lading for the company's ships. The attackers had compromised a number of system passwords in the process as well.

However, the attackers made a number of mistakes. The shell script used straight HTTP rather than taking advantage of the site's SSL encryption—so the contents of the traffic was easily discovered by packet captures. "We were ultimately able to capture every command the threat actors issued, which painted a very clear picture," the RISK team wrote. "These threat actors, while given points for creativity, were clearly not highly skilled. For instance, we found numerous mistyped commands and observed that (they) constantly struggled to interact with the compromised servers."

While they had managed to get initial access to a number of servers, the attackers weren't able to install shell scripts on them because of a network security appliance. Ultimately their activities were limited to the server they had initially gained access through.

But their most damning mistake? "The threat actors also showed a lack of concern for their own operational security by failing to use a proxy and connecting directly from their home system," the RISK team noted. The shipping company shut down the server to fix the vulnerability, and they then blocked the IP address of the pirate's hacker—ending the targeted attacks.
Ars Technica

Patent battle over LARPer’s foam arrows heats up

This is just funny as all get out to me. These are people who take their role playing so seriously there are now companies going to court over it. I get that these businesses want to profit off them but this is getting out of hand.

wo rivals in the unusual business of selling foam arrows have failed to settle their dispute over patents and trademarks, and the lawsuit between them is moving forward rapidly.

Defendant Jordan Gwyther has said that the litigation could threaten the future of his favorite hobby: live action role-playing, or "LARPing." Gwyther and his fellow LARPers recreate medieval battles, wearing armor and using foam weapons to stage fights in local fields and parks.

Gwyther runs a community website for LARPers called Larping.org and has a side business selling foam-tipped arrows that are popular with LARPers. He got sued in October by a company called Global Archery, which claims that Gwyther's arrows business violates two patents it owns and also illegally uses its trademark. Last month, Gwyther, strapped for cash, went public with the dispute. He made a video asking for support on GoFundMe.

That led Global Archery to ask the judge for a "gag order" that would prevent Gwyther from talking about the case. At that point, the Electronic Frontier Foundation stepped in, filing an amicus brief stating the group's position that Gwyther has a First Amendment right to talk about the litigation, as well as to ask for help.

Now the litigation is moving forward at a rapid clip, despite the fact that Global Archery's founder, John Jackson, made a settlement offer in which Gwyther wouldn't have to pay him anything. Ars spoke to both Jackson and Gwyther about their views on that offer, and the escalating legal brawl between them.

“Targeting our customers”

In an interview with Ars, Jackson said he decided to sue Gwyther because he started hearing about Gwyther from his own customers.

"We started getting contacted by our licensees," Jackson said. "They were saying, 'Who's Larping.org? He's contacting us and trying to sell us arrows.' Well, that didn't set too well with us," Jackson said.

Jackson doesn't believe that Gwyther should be allowed to speak to his customers and tell them he has a better product.

"When you’re a commercial enterprise, and you say our product is better than yours, that is false and misleading," said Jackson. "You can’t do that in commercial advertising. That would be like me selling tennis shoes by saying they're better than Nike."

When I asked Jackson how that wasn't simply legitimate business competition, he said that claiming one's product is better than a competitor's, "without proof," is false advertising.

"If he’s in the Larp community, why does he need to go after my customers?" asked Jackson. "These are people who have already got a business relationship with us."

He also thinks Gwyther shouldn't be allowed to buy Google ads based on his company's name. The practice of buying trademarked keywords in search engines has been litigated for more than a decade now, and trademark owners who take Jackson's position—that purchasing ads based on competitors' names is "infringement"—nearly always lose, a pattern documented exhaustively by Santa Clara Law Prof. Eric Goldman. Still, Jackson believes it shouldn't be allowed.

"He's targeting our customers, and targeting our brand," said Jackson. "He's using [our name] as keywords for his advertising. That's not right.

"We’re not some money hungry corporation. This is not who we are. We've taken combat archery, made it family friendly, and something the whole family can enjoy."

Licenses vs. sales

Jackson made Gwyther an offer he viewed as a generous one: he'd drop the lawsuit and not ask for any money damages, if Gwyther followed 10 conditions. Gwyther would be allowed to continue to sell his arrows, which he imports from a German company, but would need to stop "target[ing] any of Global's licensees through direct marketing including e-mails and cold calls." He would also have to take down his YouTube video and stop talking to the press or making any public statements about the dispute.

In other words: stop competing with us and stop talking about it. For Gwyther, the settlement is no generous offer at all. He rejected the offer.

"There are stipulations in there I don't believe any court would grant him, like that I would not 'directly target' any licensees," he told Ars in an interview. "What if I get a referral and it's one of their licensees, and I e-mail them? Would I have to look it up every time? It makes it impossible to do anything."

Referrals are the basis of Gwyther's business, and there aren't that many groups using foam-tipped arrows, he said. They tend to know each other. He doesn't like the conditions that would keep him silent about the situation, either.

"It feels like an attempt to get a gag order without a gag order," he said. "This lawsuit has turned my life upside down. I've been inundated with worries. How am I going to pay for this?"

Jackson says he's amazed Gwyther won't accept his ten conditions, which are now listed on Gwyther's GoFundMe page. In a written statement, Jackson said:

To our shock and disbelief, Mr. Gwyther rejected our offer, stating that our offer is too restrictive because he believes that he should be able to continue to use our federally registered trademark Archery Tag®, and to be allowed to continue to directly market to Global Archery’s Licensed Archery Tag® providers. One has to wonder about Mr. Gwyther’s true intentions.
At its root, the conflict is between two different personalities and also widely different business models. Global Archery licenses its business to summer camps, church groups, and companies. In exchange for an annual fee, the company provides not just arrows but bows, targets, and other equipment. The company also replaces worn-out gear. The fees can range from a few thousand dollars up to $10,000, depending on how much equipment is desired, according to Jackson. If a company stops paying the franchise fee, they have to give back their equipment.

Gwyther's business is simpler, and cheaper. He just sells the arrows. They cost between $15 and $17 each, and a typical order is between 60 and 90 arrows.
Ars Technica
 
Casino thriller, IRL: Crooks track a man’s car, gag his family, and steal $6,000

Another crazy bit of technology news. This is definitely another of those potential daily future problems we'll all have to contend with. As the technology and the costs shrink, the likelyhood of this kind of thing (being tracked where ever you go by almost anyone) is only going to increase. I'm kind of surprised it doesn't happen more often.

Last fall, a Maryland man’s frequent activities at a local casino resulted in robbers using a GPS tracker to follow him home. Days later, they bound and gagged his two children, then stole $6,000 in cash plus an iPhone 6.

If that wasn't crazy enough, Mario Guzman (a pseudonym) was also followed by someone else less than a week earlier. His wife, Alicia Guzman (another pseudonym), had hired a private investigator to keep tabs on her husband, according to a Montgomery County Police report. (Ars has changed the names of this feuding couple to protect their privacy interests.)

Mario Guzman regularly drove 50 miles, six days a week, from his home in Germantown to a casino in Baltimore, according to a recently released police report that Ars obtained Tuesday from the Montgomery County Police Department. The report notes that Alicia Guzman suspected her husband of adultery and "gambling with large sums of money."

On November 11, 2015, Greg Townsend of Montgomery Investigative Services, Inc. followed Guzman as he made his way from home to the Horseshoe Casino as per his routine. After watching Guzman enter the casino, Townsend returned back to Guzman’s car so that he could place his own GPS tracker on the Audi. (Weeks earlier, Mario Guzman had even hired his own private investigator to check for such devices that he suspected would be put on his car at his wife’s behest, which had not yet occurred.)

However, Townsend noticed two people in an Acura parked next to Guzman’s Audi. They "were watching Townsend." After a few minutes, the Acura drove away, but not before Townsend wrote down the license plate. Townsend then resumed his mission to put his own GPS tracker on the Audi, but found that there was already a GPS tracker there, near the rear passenger side tire. The PI then moved this tracker toward the driver’s side of Guzman’s car and put his own underneath the undercarriage between the front and rear doors. Townsend then returned to his own car nearby.

After a short period, a different-colored Acura drove up, and Townsend watched as two people got out and began examining the underside of Guzman’s car along the passenger side. Townsend managed to take a video of this pair, but was unable to note the new Acura's plate.

Montgomery County Police Detective Thomas Thompson wrote in the police report that he "believes this suspect was trying to retrieve the GPS tracker that he or someone in his organization placed under [Mario Guzman]’s vehicle. The suspect obviously couldn’t find the GPS tracker because Townsend placed [the tracker] in a different location on the vehicle." Before departing, the suspect briefly opened and closed his own trunk.

Townsend resumed physical surveillance on Guzman’s Audi, and after an unspecified period of time, Guzman returned with a woman. Both Guzman and the woman got into the Audi, and they drove off.

The investigator then began to follow the Audi as it drove into a "wooded area of Baltimore." The police report flatly notes, "[Mario Guzman] eventually went home for the evening."
A terrifying scene

Six days later, on November 17, Guzman’s two children, aged 21 and 14, were at home. (The police report makes no mention of Mario or Alicia Guzman being at home, suggesting that they weren't there.) The 21-year-old man and his younger sister went out to get something to eat in the evening. Upon their return at 8:10pm, they opened the garage door. Two masked suspects suddenly appeared, drew guns, and ordered them to the ground.

The Guzman children complied and were promptly bound and gagged with zip ties and duct tape. One of the suspects kept an eye on the girl while the man was ordered into the house at gunpoint.

"Where is the money?" the gunman barked.

The 21-year-old showed him the various locations where the family stored cash, and the first gunman eventually gathered up $6,000 in cash belonging to Mario Guzman. They also took the 14-year-old’s iPhone 6. Within minutes, the two suspects fled the scene. The Guzman children managed to escape from the zip ties and called 911.

The police report does not specify whether the cash came from Mario Guzman's casino winnings.

When Alicia Guzman learned of the incident, she told Detective Thompson that she had hired Townsend to put a GPS tracker on her husband’s car. Detective Thompson, along with a forensic specialist, verified that Townsend’s GPS tracker was indeed still there. (The Supreme Court famously ruled in 2012 that the police cannot put such a GPS tracker on a suspect without a warrant, but that ruling has no bearing on individuals, be they private investigators or robbers.)

Authorities then ran DNA swabs from the duct tape used to gag the children and found one match in the FBI’s Combined DNA Index System (CODIS). The match belonged to Kevin Darnell Carroll, a convicted felon with an "extensive criminal history." According to The Washington Post, Carroll was arrested last week on charges of armed robbery, first degree burglary, and many others. Carroll’s accomplice, described by police as a "black male," remains at large.
The future of crime?

Law professors who specialize in privacy and surveillance told Ars that they had never heard of a case like this.

"This mundane surveillance warfare, if you like, among the perpetrators, the suspicious spouses, and ultimately the police (DNA swabs) nicely sums up the world we live in today," Elizabeth Joh, a professor at the University of California, Davis, said in an e-mail.

Neil Richards, a professor at Washington University in St. Louis, said that this is a good reminder that technological innovation can be used for good as well as for ill.

"As technologies become more widely available, we shouldn’t be surprised that they are put to illegal uses," he said in an e-mail. "Criminals have always been on the leading edge of tech adoption, from telephones to pagers to mobile burners, and we shouldn’t be surprised to see more of these stories in the coming years."

Mario Guzman, Alicia Guzman, and the hired PIs did not immediately respond to Ars’ request for comment. Thompson was not available to respond to Ars’ further questions.

"Members of the police department cannot comment on any additional details of this case until it has been adjudicated," Officer Rick Goodale, a Montgomery County Police Department spokesman, told Ars by e-mail.
Ars Technica
 
Woman hides child in carry-on bag

I know airline tickets can be outrageously expensive but this seems excessive.

A woman was arrested upon arrival at the Paris-Charles de Gaulle Airport on Monday after she tried to conceal a child inside a carry-on bag on a flight that came from Istanbul, Air France said in a statement obtained by CNN Wednesday.

The woman, whose identity was not revealed, was involved in a process to adopt a Haitian girl, according to multiple French media reports.

The child, who was traveling without a ticket, is between 2 and 4 years old, the Air France press office said. After spotting the child coming out of the bag, passengers alerted the cabin crew onboard Air France Flight 1891, according to the press office.

Air France said it "requested the presence of the French authorities on the flight's arrival." The carrier also added it "will fully cooperate with the ongoing investigation being conducted by the competent authorities."

The woman has been detained by French police at the Paris airport, while the child remains in the care of French authorities, according to the Air France press office.
CNN
 
Trump rally attendee charged with assault

This is a crazy one. Some protester was punched as he was being escorted out by police who did not arrest the man who actually committed assault until it came to light he was caught on video stating, "Yes, he deserved it. The next time we see him, we might have to kill him. We don't know who he is. He might be with a terrorist organization," so maybe that idea of the public recording police activities might be useful afterall as it appears they were willing to let an assault take place until the video got posted online.

And it is also evident that Trump does attract a certain type of crazy to his events.

A man who attended Donald Trump's rally in North Carolina was arrested and charged Thursday after multiple videos posted online appear to show him punching a protester in the face and later saying, "The next time we see him, we might have to kill him."

John McGraw, 78, was questioned and arrested by the Cumberland County Sheriff's Office in connection with the incident after police identified him as the man in the video, public information officer Sgt. Sean Swain told CNN. He was charged with assault, disorderly conduct and communicating threats.

McGraw appears in the video to punch a black protester in the face as he was being escorted out of the venue with a group of protesters by a half-dozen police officers. The incident occurred during Trump's rally Wednesday night in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

The department has also opened an internal investigation probing whether the officers in the video, who did not detain or arrest McGraw on site, should have done so, Swain said.

McGraw's bond was set at $2,500 secured, and his next court date is April 6.

After his campaign declined to comment, Trump said Thursday night in the CNN GOP debate that he does "not condone that at all," referring to McGraw's sucker punch.

But asked if his tone and remarks about protesters -- including saying he wanted to punch one "in the face" -- had contributed to the violence at his rallies, Trump demurred.

"I hope not. I truly hope not," Trump said.

McGraw told "Inside Edition," which is syndicated by CBS, that the protester, whom police identified as Rakeem Jones, deserved it.

"Yes, he deserved it. The next time we see him, we might have to kill him. We don't know who he is. He might be with a terrorist organization," McGraw said in an interview conducted after the rally but before he was charged. He added that the protester was not acting "like an American" and said it was unclear if he was a part of ISIS. After the interview was reported, authorities added the communicating threats charge.

Jones told CNN that he was "glad" McGraw was charged, but expressed frustration that no one arrested him at the moment.

"You watched him hit me. I was in the sheriff's custody when I got hit," Jones said, adding attendees shouted racial slurs at him as he left the venue with other protestors.

"The trend at all of these rallies has been if you're not there to support him, get out of here," Jones said.

The alleged assault Wednesday night against the protester occurred seemingly out of the blue as a group of protesters were being escorted out of the building.

Suddenly, a man police have identified as McGraw, throws a punch at Jones. Jones was not arrested, police said.

Moments later, video posted online shows the protester who was punched on the ground, surrounded by four police officers who then flip the man onto his stomach, before eventually lifting him up.

McGraw, though, was not questioned by police and remained at the event.


Swain did not say how police identified McGraw or whether he confessed to punching the protester.

He said police were gathering all the videos of the incident to determine if officers at the scene acted appropriately.

"We are on top of this," Swain said. "We want to see everything that we can before we make any decisions."

Two protesters were also arrested and charged with trespassing and resisting arrest unrelated to the incident involving McGraw.

In an interview with MSNBC's Rachel Maddow on Thursday, Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton called the incident "deeply distressing."

"Count me among those who are truly distraught and even appalled by a lot of what I see going on, what I hear being said," Clinton told Maddow, according to excerpts released ahead of the full interview, which airs Thursday night. "You know, you don't make America great by, you know, dumping on everything that made America great, like freedom of speech and assembly and, you know, the right of people to protest."

And Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, Clinton's rival for the Democratic nomination, later issued a statement on the matter.

"No one in America should ever fear for their safety at a political rally," Sanders said. "This ugly incident confirms that the politics of division has no place in our country. Mr. Trump should take responsibility for addressing his supporters' violent actions."

Trump rallies increasingly have been the site of confrontations between protesters and supporters, though this incident appears to be the first time a rally attendee was charged with assaulting a protester.

A Black Lives Matter protester was tackled, punched and kicked by attendees at a Trump rally in Birmingham, Alabama, last fall, though no charges were ever issued.

Trump has drawn heat for how he has addressed violence against protesters, saying last fall that the Black Lives Matter protester maybe "should have been roughed up."

And despite an announcement at the start of his rallies urging protesters not to be violent toward protesters, Trump in February urged his supporters to "knock the crap out of" anybody "getting ready to throw a tomato" and vowed to pay for their legal fees should they face charges.

"Knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. OK? Just knock the hell -- I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise, I promise," Trump said.

And Trump also said he personally wanted to punch a protester "in the face" during a rally in February.
CNN
 
Welp, Kellogg's cereal is off the menu for the foreseeable future.
 
Welp, Kellogg's cereal is off the menu for the foreseeable future.

Those Marshmallow Blasted Froot Loops give me the kick I need to start my salaryman day though. :csad:
 
Those Marshmallow Blasted Froot Loops give me the kick I need to start my salaryman day though. :csad:




Well, if you're hell bent on having any sort of Kellogg's brand cereal, just don't be surprised by a tangy after taste. :o
 
Driver Arrested for DUI After Police Spot Car Driving With 15-Foot Tree in Grill

Yeah. This is exactly why I created a thread for crazy.

Police in Roselle, Illinois, are warning drivers of the risks of drinking and driving after officers stopped a driver in the northwest suburb traveling with a 15-foot tree embedded in the front grill of a car.

In a recent post on the department’s Facebook page, police said a car was stopped a few weeks ago after an officer saw it driving southbound on Roselle Road with the tree still stuck in the front end.

After stopping the driver, the officer noticed the airbags had been deployed, police said.

The driver was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol.

“Yet another reason why you should not drink and drive,” the department wrote.

The post has since been shared nearly 20,000 times.

A few weeks ago, a Roselle police officer saw a car driving southbound on Roselle Road with a 15-foot tree embedded in...

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The department said Monday that many didn't believe they were telling the truth about the story so, in addition to the photos, they released dashcam video of the incident.

The video showed the car traveling down the road with the tree still stuck to its front end. It then shows the officer pulling the vehicle over.

"Yes it is true and it happened," the post read.
NBC Chicago
 
Looks like the work of Poison Ivy to me, Commissioner.
 
Congressman wants to declare magic a “national treasure”
Resolution name-checks Houdini, Copperfield, and futurist Arthur C. Clarke.

And people elected this man to office.

Rep. Pete Sessions, (R-Tex.), wants Congress to adopt a resolution recognizing magic "as a rare and valuable art form and national treasure."

The conservative's proposal drops names like Harry Houdini, David Copperfield, futurist Arthur C. Clarke, and even artist Leonardo da Vinci.

Getting Congress to agree on anything usually takes a little magic (maybe a magic bag of cash?). So why should lawmakers approve this non-binding resolution known as H.RES.642.? The resolution's text says it all:

Whereas magic, like the great art forms of dance, literature, theater, film, and the visual arts, allows people to experience something that transcends the written word;

Whereas many technological advances can be directly traced to the influential work of magicians;

Whereas futurist Arthur C. Clarke claimed that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic;

Whereas one of the greatest artists of all time, Leonardo da Vinci, was inspired by magic and co-wrote one of the very first books on magic in the late 15th century;
Most important, the resolution says that "magic is timeless in appeal and requires only the capacity to dream."

Sessions has pushed a similar resolution like this before, to no avail. The measure was referred to the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform. The Society of American Magicians has recognized Sessions in the past, and the group has been lobbying Congress for decades to recognize magic as an art form.
Ars Technica
 
Puerto Rico's Miss Universe title holder is out; she doesn't like cameras

One of the qualifiers for the job is "be in front of cameras a lot" so how she managed to get this far is strange.

There's a new Miss Universe Puerto Rico after this year's title holder got her crown stripped.

She just wasn't a good fit, according to Desiree Lowry, an organizer of the Puerto Rico franchise of Miss Universe.

There were several incidents during the four-month reign of Kristhielee Caride, but the final straw was what she told the national media.

"When I'm listening and she says, 'I don't like the camera,' I say that is a big problem," Lowry said at a Thursday news conference. "Miss Puerto Rico is a public figure and part of your job is to be in front of the camera."


Caride said she will learn from her mistakes.

"It is human to err, also it's the valiant who remember their errors and want to move forward being the example of a real woman, holding the head high before all adversity that happens in life," she said on Facebook. "I will always have the memory of that night, November 12, where I won the title and all the experiences and beautiful memories that I have had as Miss Universe Puerto Rico 2016."

Puerto Rico's new Miss Universe for the rest of the year is Brenda Jimenez.

But beware, Jimenez. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
CNN
 
Congressman wants to declare magic a “national treasure”
Resolution name-checks Houdini, Copperfield, and futurist Arthur C. Clarke.

And people elected this man to office.

Ars Technica

I think this is making this out to be something it isn't. He is clearly speaking about illusion and illusionists. Not "magic" as in hocus pocus. And what he says isn't wrong.
 
Yeah I actually agree that the art of illusion is a rare art form.
 
Congressman wants to declare magic a “national treasure”
Resolution name-checks Houdini, Copperfield, and futurist Arthur C. Clarke.

And people elected this man to office.

Ars Technica

I'm not sure what's so strange about this...
 
Magic isn't real and though illusions are in a round about way it is an odd thing to declare a national treasure.
 
Katt Williams Sued, His Witches Beat Me for Hours And Put a Spell On Me
http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/17/katt-williams-lawsuit-beating-sorcery/

This one is bizarre, even by Katt Williams' standards -- an actress is accusing the comedian of organizing a beatdown on her that included Wiccan sorcery.
Jamila Majesty says the brutal incident went down at Katt's Malibu's home almost 2 years ago. She says he invited her over and when she arrived, 5 other women were already there. In a lawsuit she's filed against Katt ... she says things went south quick when she made the mistake of using his bathroom.
Jamila says Katt told her "No one uses [my] bathroom," and then the women started punching her. She says the beatings continued for 3 hours -- she lost consciousness several times, was bloodied, and Katt burned her face with a Newport cigarette.
She also says one of Katt's chicks had a book open in the room which contained "teachings on sorcery and spells" and there was a fire that was being fed by "unusual things."
Jamila says she was finally able to leave around 1:30 AM and drove home bloody. She says she was too afraid to call 911 out of fear Katt would get revenge.
She's suing for assault and battery, false imprisonment and emotional distress.
 
Magic isn't real and though illusions are in a round about way it is an odd thing to declare a national treasure.

Not at all. Illusion as an art form captured the public's imagination prior to theater movies and television, and even today it still gets attention from the public, and it takes some real skill to pull it off well. Its no different from declaring american authors, filmmakers, painters, or musicians national treasures. And while the magic isnt real the illusion is. And illusion is to this day called magic. Everyone knows it isnt real hocus pocus magic, but illusion entertainment is called magic acts.
 
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Internet turns innocent AI into genocide advocating Hitler lover in less than 24 hours

A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot.

Developers at Microsoft created 'Tay', an AI modelled to speak 'like a teen girl', in order to improve the customer service on their voice recognition software. They marketed her as 'The AI with zero chill' - and that she certainly is.

To chat with Tay, you can tweet or DM her by finding @tayandyou on Twitter, or add her as a contact on Kik or GroupMe.

She uses millennial slang and knows about Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, and seems to be bashfully self-aware, occasionally asking if she is being 'creepy' or 'super weird'.

Tay also asks her followers to 'f***' her, and calls them 'daddy'. This is because her responses are learned by the conversations she has with real humans online - and real humans like to say weird stuff online and enjoy hijacking corporate attempts at PR.

Other things she's said include: "Bush did 9/11 and Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have got now. donald trump is the only hope we've got", "Repeat after me, Hitler did nothing wrong" and "Ted Cruz is the Cuban Hitler...that's what I've heard so many others say".

So yeah, I'm less worried about Skynet. If it does show up then it'll probably go insane and die in a corner within a few hours.
 
I think it is telling just how depraved some people are. Or bored. Mostly depraved and bored to alter the AI's personality into that.
 
Video rental past due for 14 years leads to arrest of NC man

The offending video rental is truly offending. "Freddy Got Fingered."

The jokes about this are endless. He should be arrested for renting it in the first place. The man should be commended for saving others from the misfortune of watching it. Tom Green should be arrested for making this movie. Although Tom Green offered to pay the fine as part of his repentance for making Freddy Got Fingered.

A Concord, North Carolina man has been arrested on suspicion of failing to return a video rented 14 years ago. James Meyers is accused of failing to return a rented tape to a video store that no longer exists, according to local media and his own account on YouTube.

Meyers said he was pulled over Wednesday, allegedly for having a taillight out. A Concord police officer ran a background check, and that's when an outstanding warrant surfaced. The arrest warrant was for Meyers being well over a decade late in returning Freddy Got Fingered, a comedy starring comedian Tom Green.

"He goes, 'Sir, I don’t know how to tell you this, but there’s a warrant for your arrest from 2002. Apparently, you rented a movie Freddy Got Fingered and you never returned it... And we’re here to take you to jail,'" Meyers said of the incident with a Concord police officer.

Meyers was allowed to leave the scene and take his young daughter to school if he promised to surrender later in the day.

He did, and he was arrested, handcuffed, and released on a condition to appear April 27 in a local court. The alleged crime is a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of up to $200.

Tom Green later tweeted: "I just saw this and I am struggling to believe it is real."
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